Jesus had no nipples when he was being crucified, can't tell whether or not I want angel studios to go bankrupt

Maybe if you got rid of that yeeyee ass haircut you'd get some bitches on your dick, Daviiiiid

I love you Cam <3, there will always be hope in the ocean of time for Cam and Nev

What do you mean we've got a 117, there's a police code for demon children?

Every second of this film made me wanna sandpaper my eyes out (not derogatory)

The indifferent cruelty of the universe when the indomitable human spirit walks into the room

Literally the only reason I was able to tolerate this movie was because I was daydreaming about making out with my boyfriend