You know the saying, ‘The book is better’? It definitely applies here… I haven’t read the book — I’m just assuming. I will read it, though.

You know that scene from The Godfather when Vito cries and says, "Look how they massacred my boy"? That's how I felt watching this movie.

Why is Disney trying to ruin its own legacy? That said, one whole star out of respect for the original film.

The Beatles, ABBA, Björnzone.

Felt like watching a Harvard-educated Muppet ascend to comedy godhood.