Final Destination: Generational Trauma

the ant 3 should be about ben affleck and the autism academy vs. rfk jr

even when taking into the wendigos and supernatural serial killers i can still think of worse fates than being trapped in a cursed time loop with three beautiful women

this is the only movie that should’ve beat brokeback mountain for best picture in 2005

they anna kendrick-baited my gay ass into watching a tnt movie only for her to have 15 minutes of screen time

i would also put up with all that for a first date with meghann fahy

not every wife guy spy movie can be black bag

fly high ice.

best watched with your dad as he reacts to every jason statham action sequence like a 13-year-old cheering for the chicken jockey

feels like it was written by one of the five-year-olds at my preschool that i watch play minecraft on my ipad every day (complimentary)

steven soderbergh saw monogamy losing the pr war against polyamory after challengers came out and said not on my watch

i’ve suffered more for a situationship