I have a headache from the editing, and enough adrenaline to hop several fences. This film is definitely a rollercoaster: exhilarating, over-the-top, and dizzying. It’s self-aware enough to point at troubling traits, but sets those aside in order to have some messy, brutal fun in which no one dies but everyone is going for the kill—bike ladies and priests included.

This is my second Cornetto after Shaun of the Dead, and I was ready to chuck Nicholas and Danny’s relationship in the “doomed yaoi” container till he came back. Fortunately, they lived to drift another day.

Speed Racer got his driving skills from his mom! 🗣️

There’s a lot being said here about the fear of retribution being the only thing keepin us in line, and the deeper you dig yourself, the more you realize how easy it is to just take what you want. It’s intoxicating, feeling like you can outrun the world. 

They never did get caught.

Who needs Noah? We build our own ark.