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Favorite films

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  • The Brown Bunny

    ★★★★★

  • I Married a Strange Person!

  • Odd Noggins

    ★★★★★

  • how 2 kiss (a guide for autistic girls)

    ★★★★★

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Re-Animator

1985

★★★★★ Liked 3

I blame this movie for my undying urge to go into medicine, and become a mortician. and I curse myself because of my sheer stupidity and hatred for math based sciences 😪 I just wanna dissect bodys and poke around I don't want to cockulate anything god forbidd I have a hobby!
LET ME PREFORM YOUR AUTOPSY! DIAL NOW!!!

Cannibal! The Musical

1993

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

at the 16:00 mark, Eric Cartman can be herd singing a little tune in the distance :) this is because he has existed since the dawn of time, and has experienced countless decades and historical events and just so happends to be outside a general store in utah in 1883. this reminds us that he is always listening. he is everywhere and everything. r̴̤͒e̸̥̠̓̕s̴̭͇͗p̸͔̫̒̌ẽ̵͘͜c̸̻̥͗̈́t̸̩͌ ̶̮̎̍h̷̦̤̐̀i̴͖͈͂͝ṣ̶͋̈́ ̷͍̉̕ȧ̵͓̚ư̵͎͘t̵̆ͅh̷̥̭̍ö̷̮́͂r̸̤͒î̶̭̈́t̷̼̳̀y̴̫̔.̴͎̲̄ ơ̸͚ř̶͕̚ ̸̘̇̾g̵͓̞͗e̸̯͚̋̔t̴͓̄ ̶̼͉̅ť̸͕̉ṵ̸̉̂r̵̠̽n̵̗̞̂̅e̶̥̺͌d̶̩̼̒ ̶͉̀͝ḯ̴̬̿ṇ̶̰̈́͠t̸͔̦͆̎o̴͇͛̊ ̶͍͙̐͝c̴̬̓̇h̵̤̳̍i̷̘̩͠l̵̮̮͛͛l̵̯̤̄ị̶̉

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The Brown Bunny

2003

★★★★★ Liked Watched

"is that daisy's bunny?"
"yeah, that's her bunny"
I really wished she finished that with "... the brown bunny."

for some reason this movie has been in my head for days. I had a dream last night I starred in a very Vincent Gallo esqu movie too, I think it's because roger referenced it in an episode of american dad I watched a few days ago.
I went into this movie not knowing anything about it, and I was pretty…

I Married a Strange Person!

1997

Liked Watched

🪲🪳🐞 buggy buggy buggy buggy 🪲🪳🐞

if you really like animation and you really like the 90s, you'll really like this. but you have to really really like both of those or else it won't work
also, the fps were too slow for me and it kind of hurt my brain
I think the concept is great for like an episode of a show, but it kind of dragged on

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Sinners

2025

★★★★★ Liked Watched

I genuinely have no words
this is why movies exist!!! I'm so happy to be alive!!!

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

1974

★★★★½ Liked 15

it lost me with the dead armadillo at the beginning. no one loves armadillos like me. justice for Gordy (I named him Gordy) justice for the texas chain saw massacre armadillo Gordy. despite Gordy, it got me back with the low angle butt shots

I need to be honest guys, I hate being a hater. I hate hating things and I love when people love things, so when I watch a movie I don't like but I know other people…