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I think if you asked Don Cheadle to give you one good reason as to why he agreed to sign up for a film, set and made in Ireland, where 90 percent of the jokes are Brendan Gleeson being racist to him, he'd probably realise he'd been a bit stiffed

Keep in mind he had been nominated for best actor a few years before this

"Father, forgive them, they know not what they do." - Luke 23:24

I am not rating this as a film, because it is far more than just that, but I look at this as a representation of the single greatest sacrifice in the history of mankind.

And he did it for each and every one of us

This is like a Liverpool vs Barcelona type comeback for this franchise (does anyone on this app even watch football)

Never thought I'd see an even above average FD film but this was pretty damn peak

Turns out when you actually have a good script, it makes a good movie!! (Looking at the first 3 of these films)

But tbh I'ma stick to God's plan thanks a lot tho

I don't think I understood one word said in the whole film but it looked cool so I guess I liked it

Watched on Tuesday May 13, 2025.

I mean it was cool and all but it still doesn't lay a glove on Sharknado

I find it very impressive that somehow James Wong can have a franchise literally consisting of films with the exact same abysmal plot in every film and somehow the only difference to each movie is that they get worse

I am genuinely convinced now that James Wong is the worst director of all time

This is genuinely one of the worst films I've ever watched, and as you can probably tell, I am so hyped for Bloodlines

Watched on Sunday May 11, 2025.

Nicholas Cage basically sits and watches the sunset for 2 hours and it's absolute peak

Studying is for nerds anyways

Watching zombie movies at 1 o'clock in the morning is for the people with the real bright future

Cured my insomnia

Why do all films always make us Christians look like genuine mental patients

Like most are normal!!

That being said tho I did genuinely love this film and the ending was one of the best ive ever seen

Felt like a long lost sibling to one of them Kevin Hart Jumanji movies

Not even joking tho I've completely forgot the whole film already but I think it ended with a 'they all lived happily ever after' type ending

90s unfiltered humour has got to be the greatest creation of all time

I realised tonight that I am in love with Florence Pugh

"I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture."

Chopper don't worry bro you seem pretty normal enough to me like

Kinda breaks my heart that I didn't like this

Might be the worst Brad Pitt performance oat 💔

Tho Lemon and Tangerine were actually pretty cool I cannot lie.

Thank the Lord for subtitles and hearing aids because without both this would've genuinely been an impossible task to make it through

That being said though this was literal perfection in every way whatsoever

Safe to say I did care for The Godfather.

He's forgave because he killed Jared Leto in such a cool way

The old man who was sitting audibly snoring from the first 5 minutes of this, I think he spoke for everyone there

The people who died early in this are lucky they didn't have to suffer the rest of this garbage

The abominable snowman

About 10 million car explosions, nearly 300 people stabbed, Arnie saying 'no problemo' and 'You could be mine' by Guns N' Roses playing

You add that all up and you've got yourself a masterpiece.

Like watching the average Racka Racka video but this one has Arnie as a killer robot

Genuinely might need to shake up the top 4 after this one.

Brian De Palma you flipping genius. Have me near crying beside the father

Watched on Sunday April 20, 2025.

I mean theres no 'I' in team but 'I' am actually in Hailee Steinfeld

That lowkey kinda sounded wrong but the main thing is that you should do yourself a favor and go see this movie. They don't come about often but this is a proper example on what real cinema is.

10/10

I mean all I can say is God is good

Even in the cinema

The first half was genuinely the most emotionally beautiful representation of the Easter week I've ever seen but the second half was far less focused, but still packed quite the punch

For Christians I'd highly recommend and I still think that non-Christians could feel a bit of the spirit in this

Yes we all know Einstein said time was relative but
Does that mean I can get my hour and a half back?

Also I refuse to believe these films get progressively worse

The fact Will Poulter didn't have any funny moments should scare you before you even watch this.

Not enough toes for my liking

Watched on Sunday April 13, 2025.

Right I'ma actually lock in for once on a review because I am too lost at words for what I just watched.

Okay so Mr Ari Aster, a director who I loved for the film Hereditary, genuinely left me with high expectations for this one. Also Florence Pugh being in it just already made it sound peak. And yeah it pretty much was all round a great film. Ari Aster is obviously mainly credited for the use of cinematography in his films, and Midsommar was a beautiful example of such. From the colour schemes to the amazing shots this genuinely all round was a blessing to look at.

What about the actual film you say? Well I say it was excellent. I have never watched any cult sort of films before, probably due to my very open religious beliefs, but I had been told by many that this was a must watch and it is safe to say that that is no doubt true. Every actor in this is outstanding, of course Pugh stealing the show in an phenomenal performance, but the rest of the cast were exceptional as well. I loved the story and what they were able to do with it and how Florence Pugh's character developed thoughout the film.

It wasn't without its flaws though, with slight narrative issues over things like what really happens with her parents in it, which is only slightly addressed early on in the film, and Pugh's character is clearly deeply affected by it but it just seems to skim over the subject matter which I found slightly strange. Also she just seems deeply affected by what has happened to them in one minute, and in the next she is out dancing to Swedish tunes. Maybe I'm being picky but still.

Overall though it was a genuinely, for the most part, excellent film which I should've watched ages ago but I'm glad that I've watched it now.

Pretty much overall Midsommar was not mid. I had to I'm sorry.

You won't hear our generation when we are all grannies and grandads discussing The Godfather or Citizen Kane

Though you WILL hear me in the dementia home screaming " CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!"

ABSOLUTE CINEMAAAAAA!!!

Why are these films actually not bad at all 😭

"I'm having an old friend for dinner"

Lowkey if that doesn't make you think Hannibal sounds like a chill guy then idk what will

The bad guys saying "everything's gonna be alright" in every Jason Statham film has got to be a top 3 lie of all time

Watched on Thursday April 3, 2025.

Been too long since I last watched this (like a few months) but really every time I watch this it gets even more life changing

Y'all can fight me on this but the ultimate cut of this is genuinely top 3 superhero films of all time material in my opinion

Might actually have to change my top 4 favs after this

I beg you if you haven't watched this please do.

Don't even ask me why I watched this
Don't ask why I put myself through this
Don't ask why me a 16 year old boy is watching Barbie
Don't.
And don't ask why I genuinely enjoyed it

Bruh Nolan makes me feel like a genuine idiot bc I thought I actually got this one

Absolute cinema guy MIGHT be the goat 🔥

The accents were absolutely shredding me tho

I actually live for films like these

But they didn't play Novacane by Frank Ocean so it almost ruins the experience

So now I realise why my father was near ready to murder me when I suggested to watch this with my family

Would've been a lovely experience :(

Watched on Friday March 28, 2025.

Watched on Friday March 28, 2025.

Been busy as flip this week hence the little activity but I thought I may aswell watch something that has been recommended to me since birth

Yeah it's pretty perfect I'm not even gonna lie

Nah when he said to his girlfriend 'you're neat' I just knew this film was done for

Might be the most overrated film I have ever seen, but sure, David Lynch meat riders will argue that repeated sex scenes are peak

Like seriously what am I missing here it had no serious plot, the acting for the most part was terrible and it all felt genuinely pointless like I actually gained nothing from this film except for feeling bad for everyone in it

J.K. Simmons is not even the scariest part of this film

Miles Teller putting raisins in his popcorn was.

No, I didn't really care for Robert De Niro's history lesson on a Friday night

Also you lose my interest very quickly when there's more slideshows than actual scenes

• The Brutalist

  Magnificent in every single way. A life changing film.

• Anora

  Glorious

• The Substance

  So disgusting it becomes a work of art.

• Kneecap

  How was this not nominated for one Oscar and Emilia Perez got like 13????
  Baffling.

• A Complete Unknown

  A true and utterly joy in every way possible. A must watch, not just for fans of Dylan, but also for fans of real film. Chalamet is glorious. My nod for Best Actor.

• Longlegs

  Pretty damn spooky I must say!
  Seriously though, in my opinion this is the best horror movie since 'Get Out'.

• Dune: Part Two

  Holy smokes okay.
  Can I just say, what a year for Timothee! Brilliant once again! Dune 2 is an absolute spectacle of a film, completely turning up the notch on every level of the first film.

• Nosferatu

  2024 really was the year for horror like, and Nosferatu is some of the best proof of this.

• The Fall Guy

  Might be the most fun I've ever had watching a film in the cinema.

• Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

  Really really good

My top 100 favourite films.
Subject to change (a lot)

• Do the Right Thing
• The Dark Knight
• Carlito's Way
• Oldboy
• Taxi Driver
• The Godfather
• Chinatown
• Watchmen
• Se7en
• Pulp Fiction

...plus 90 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Hoping my call on 'Sinners' to be the best of the year comes true
Edit- W prediction

• Sinners
• Warfare
• Thunderbolts*
• The Surfer
• Drop
• Black Bag
• Final Destination Bloodlines
• Novocaine
• The Chosen: Last Supper Part 1
• Mickey 17

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• The Dark Knight
• Spider-Man 2
• Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
• Logan
• Watchmen
• Black Panther
• Avengers: Endgame
• Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
• Guardians of the Galaxy
• Iron Man