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I feel like you can’t fully appreciate this film without LSD
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2023
10/100
So I went through this movie thinking “this feels like a porno but with the sex scenes cut out”. Then I looked it up and sure enough, that’s literally exactly what it was.
As such, it absolutely sucks, it was just a series of barely connected scenes with awful acting and filmmaking with a story that made absolutely no sense whatsoever, and we didn’t even get any sex scenes, just a bunch of shirts that really failed to fulfill their main purpose.
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2011
What
The
Fuck
0/100
If you thought the original was bad
Just
You
Fucking
Wait…
I hate, and I mean hate, DNFing a movie, and usually I wouldn’t review it, even if I missed like 5 minutes from the end, but frankly I do not give a fuck how this movie ends, it is a painful, offensive, disgusting, and dull, slog of a film. The kind of film that makes me understand why people kill themselves.
What makes me hate…
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2021
2/100
“Oh I’ve got one! What did Corona do to Jesus?”
“I don’t know. What?”
“Nothing! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (Wicked Witch of the West cackle)”
“Go talk to the Minister of Propaganda.”
“We need to give these to the people in Asia. Give those to Tim, he knows our in Asia.”
I am a Christian, and I enjoy it, but this movie, if you can even call it that, made me ashamed to call myself that. This…
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2015
8/100
“If a kid wants a soda, you make him buy a beer.”
“Is Bruce Jenner a confused man?”
Ew. Not only was this movie gross, but it was also really racist and felt like a hallmark movie for most of the story, if you can even call it that. No joke, 40 of the 53 minutes of this movie were just Rabbit getting got to show their boobs. There was no story, just depression. I guess there were a few funny lines, and Larnell wasn’t too unbearable, even if his love triangle was.
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2009
29/100
This was a deeply frustrating film for a plethora of reasons. The biggest being, it just sucks, it’s not so bad it’s good, it’s just bad, there was a huge lack in care. There was one scene with a big bloodstain on the door, and in one 5-second long shot, the stain was just gone, then it returned in the next shot. Most of the acting was atrocious (besides that Asian guy, he was alright), and the writing was…
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2010
15/100
“Bobby!”
“Bobby!”
“Bobby!”
“Bobby!”
“Bobby!”
“Bobby!”
“Bobby!”
“Bobby!”
“Bobby!”
“Bobby!”
“Bobby!”
“Bobby!”
“Bobby!”
“Bobby!”
“Bobby!”
I had heard that this movie was going to be bad, but I had no Idea that it was going to be a complete dumpster fire, every technical aspect was about as bad as it could be, the effects were laughable, the blood was pink, the acting was dry. Then we get to the story. The Saw movies aren’t known for particularly strong stories,…
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1936
17/100
“A 16 year bold boy, a reefer addict, killed his entire family with an axe.”
I find it hilarious that the people who made this film probably went to the store and bought morphine whenever they got sick, only to come home, get drunk, and beat their wife’s and kids.
This film was a complete trailblazer. It was the first poorly educated propaganda film with terrible production quality. Everything about it sucked.
unlike most films like this, I kinda…
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2018
20/100
“Ominous Dough Rey Mi-ah”
This was Evil bong at it’s weirdest. From a transgender hooker to an ejaculating Elvis puppet, to a small man made of a weed cookie accidentally ordering a hooker instead of room service, and everything in between, this movie was weird. It was also, a rather exploitative film. Not quite as bad as 420, but it definitely went a bit far with the nudity, much farther south than in any of the other films in the franchise as so far.
Also, this one was especially plotless compared to the rest.
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2008
17/100
This movie just sucks plain and simple. No other way to put it. It has almost no redeeming qualities. I guess it made me laugh a bit, but besides that it didn’t have anything good. All the characters sucked. It felt like there were two movies happening that each had way less screen time than they needed.
Not worth a watch imo.
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