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Ben Affleck plays an emotionally unavailable husband with a hot wife part 2

“You think I killed Charlie…aren’t you frightened of me?”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“Cause I’m the thing you killed for”

“What is and always will be my greatest creation…is you”

Yes, because that’s what every child with daddy issues wants to here from their dead absent father in their mid-30s

“i am iron man”

top 10 hardest lines in cinematic industry.

how am i supposed to watch the rest when i know what happens? someone save me oh my god

michael b jordan playing twins? say less.

personally, a bit overhyped imo

i wish this movie was marketed as a thriller instead of a horror lowkey 🫠

howl pendragon SAVE ME😫

no criticism for this movie, i think this has shaped me to my very core

got called weird for saying this movie was cute 😔 god forbid a girl like something a little weird and quirky.

also being turned into pigs bc of your gluttony is peak horror movie fuel.

they spoke at the perfect speed for my brain
in other words,
save me dev patel save me 😩

edward norton cosplays elon musk. 

that’s all u need to know about this film

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“most boys would’ve touched her, but i didn’t, so that makes me better, don’t you think?”

there’s no reason why a boy at 13 years old should be thinking he has the power to rape his classmate.

the last episode made me sob, i watched it with my dad and seeing his dad break down for the first time and sob into jamie’s bedsheets was so heartbreaking.

ending the series in, “i’m sorry son, i should’ve done better.” is so powerful.

never once have i sobbed so hard over an execution.

lowkey fuck anne boleyn bc girl wtf were u doing, with your brother is crazy

(but also im not a history buff so idk how accurate this film is)

i love dear evan hansen, i will never say a bad word about this play ever.

pax the demon, i’m going to have nightmares about you.

stefan’s dad hmu, i think you’re so fine ❤️

ended this movie with more questions and very little closure

renfield x dracula, the og situationship😔

when the men are the reasonable ones in the film, something is amiss

i don’t fuck with moths

nothing about this movie is straight

Watched on Tuesday January 14, 2025.

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“dulce et decorum est pro patria mori” stfu

harris dickinson and atj save me! 🙂‍↕️🙏

[why was rasputin a queer predatory ballerina?]

two divorced gay dads try to help their twink son

“i…i was a cockroach, it was a nightmare!😖 i was crunchy and small and frightened by exposure to light 😔😔 everybody tried to step on me! 😟 and in a strange turn of events…a grasshopper took advantage of me! 😞”

“all very fascinating but it is my wedding day, we’re not interested in your adventures”

Watched on Thursday January 9, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday January 8, 2025.

i’m somehow more confused

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“if we could just learn not to hate ourselves quite so very much”

“yes i know, i know”

i spent the entirety of this film wondering if any of them actually liked each other, and the last half waiting for michael to get his shit rocked. but now i’m just sad.

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all men do is lie

the unadulterated rage that fills my body every time i am reminded that charles chose to entertain pug faced camila when he was married to THE princess diana will be studied for years to come 🧍‍♀️

making the dragon talk was a choice

you’re telling ME, a CRIMINAL can become an electoral candidate for president of the wizarding world? 🫨

“into the sky! to win or die!” …just put the fries in the bag bro 😔

raw, next question

someone needs to study the slytherin x gryffindor trope 🧍‍♀️

you thought that even though the whole reason you got into this mess was because they couldn’t obliviate him the first time, you’d leave them alone and trust that they’d do it a second time? 

…and you made president how??

got me sobbing over the grinch being an orphan. thx illumination

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elle woods not wanting to break up with batman because it would be too hard to find new friends is so real of her

barry can u fight ho

that man did not want a baby 😭

*opens ao3* 
*starts typing…*
lucius x acacius

i was in fact entertained 🙂‍↕️

MAGA core 💜

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babe can i finger my enemies hot new gf to save the world? i promise it means nothing 😔

taron egerton and colin firth lookalike contest!
location: my bedroom

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i don’t know what’s worse, the ending, the fact that she somehow fucked up every chance she got to get away, or the black box dye

alright, not my favorite horror movie but i assume it was good for its time.
already knew the storyline but i enjoyed seeing it all play out