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ratatouille: anyone can cook!
burnt: apologize to the turbot 'cause it died in vain!

beautiful things don’t ask for attention

donald rumsfeld almost shit his pants

🪄🫰🏻this key? is worthless without🪄 🫰🏻 this key. 
but together… 🪄🫰🏻 they’re worth 4 million in cryptocurrency.

🥸 ~~the prestige~~ 🥸

sznone: certified banger, still.

Watched on Monday May 12, 2025.

drive it like you stole it not even getting a best song oscar nomination is the most egregious oscar snub of all-time. ending rocks me every time.

the most unrealistic part of warfare was having to convince myself michael gandolfini made it through bud/s and became a navy seal

“anyone can cook”

— me every time i walk in the kitchen past 5PM

didn’t know son lux composed this score until the end credits, and of course he did. his soundscapes are always massively moving. best marvel score outside of infinity war/endgame. flo forever. what they set out to accomplish with bob, for the most part, i believe they achieved. heard rumblings the title was new avengers and that the asterisk* had a purpose. color me pleasantly surprised. up there as one of my favorite marvel films, and i can’t stress again how son lux elevates the material.

Watched on Friday May 2, 2025.

Matt Remick and Continental Studios presents

my god the way they butcher the hector v. achilles scene in the directors cut with a theme from 2001 planet of the apes is the most egregious choice maybe in all of cinematic history. could not believe what I was watching I had to put on the theatrical version then and there.

🍡

Watched on Sunday April 27, 2025.

Watched on Sunday April 27, 2025.

black kawk down

george rr martin, take notes.

Watched on Sunday April 20, 2025.

coogler did his thang, and while i appreciate the experimental nature he went with, a lot of this didn’t land for me. first half > back half. ludwig is absolutely hands down the best part of this project. instant spotify add.

~atmosphere~

carey an angel 🕊️

it’s all I had to look for and it sounds like the ol’ boys died of natural causes…

                                                …well hows that sheriff?

...natural to the line of work they was in.

carla jean forever 🖤

kinda genius

been around the world twice. talked to everyone once. seen two whales fuck, been to three world fairs. and I even know a man in thailand with a wooden cock. i pushed more peeter, more sweeter and more completer than any other peter pusher around. i'm a hard bodied, hairy chested, rootin' tootin' shootin', parachutin' demolition double cap crimpin' frogman. there ain't nothin' i can't do. no sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough. been a lot of lessons in my life. never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. drove all kinds of trucks. 2by's, 4by's , 6by's and those big mother fuckers that bend and go 'shhh shhh' when you step on the brakes. anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. moderation is for cowards. i'm a lover, i'm a fighter, i'm a UDT navy SEAL diver. i'll wine, dine, intertwine, and sneak out the back door when the refueling is done. so if you're feeling froggy, then you better jump, because this frogman's been there, done that and is going back for more.

who are you?
i’m the motherfucker who found this place, sir.

Watched on Saturday April 12, 2025.

had a great time with goodfellas, but it's basically "saying something without saying anything: the movie". two hours of a day in the life of a gangster, and twenty minutes of let's fast forward the actual plot of the movie. felt like the studio stepped in and gave a note that said "aye, mahty, you wiseguy you, end ya fuckin' movie we've seen enuff." and that's when henry goes rat and boom roll credits. still below wolf, shutter, departed, and silence for me. good flick.

and on his grave’s written “here lies our son joseph” 😮‍💨

Watched on Saturday April 5, 2025.

tyler rake movies deserve to be in theaters

the fact that I can say I watched this while I stayed in old town dubrovnik (king's landing) is so fucking cool. if you were to tell me six years ago that I would not only visit king's landing, but live 4 hours north where they filmed dany's scenes in mereen, I would have told you "there's no way."

Watched on Monday March 31, 2025.

visually even more impressive than itsv, but there’s just too much going on in this one, and it’s just a tad overlong. the quieter moments are the most impressive for me. rio will always have my heart ti amo muuuuucho mami siiiii 😮‍💨

my marriage got testy 

sHeZ nOt gOiNg 2 B sAveD bY dE pRiNzE

topher grace out here bullshittin

lauren holly huminah huminah

donny, shut the fuck up.

sup niggaz

wtf did I just watch?

Watched on Sunday March 16, 2025.

(.) soooo romantic (.)

first 20 minutes: peak cinema
rest of the movie: meh
the case: masterpiece

been watching movies for over two decades now and there are only a handful of moments that have made my heart genuinely smile, and one of them is in this movie.

Watched on Saturday March 8, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday March 4, 2025.

forever oscar isaac's best role

kevin a BITCH

lucius hunt, you answer me right this moment!

the way m night, a horror director, makes you fall in love with ivy and lucius in the first half hour better than most romcom writers today, is a testament to how great his writing was back then, anchored by bryce dallas howard’s phenomenal performance. the misses sat up multiple times, said “i hate this movie” when the plot shifted halfway through, only to love it by the end bc she didn’t clock the big twist.

1. Mission: Impossible – Fallout
2. Mission: Impossible III
3. Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation
4. Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
5. Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning
6. Mission: Impossible
7. Mission: Impossible II

1. Thunderbolts*
2. Warfare
3. American Manhunt: Osama bin Laden
4. Devil in the Family: The Fall of Ruby Franke
5. Black Mirror: Hotel Reverie
6. Sinners
7. Snow White
8. Presence

all the shitty movies on this list are her fault

1. Gladiator II
2. The Prestige
3. Uncharted
4. Presence
5. Mare of Easttown
6. Fury
7. Man on a Ledge
8. Call Me by Your Name
9. Defending Jacob
10. Gladiator

...plus 95 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Weapons
• TRON: Ares
• F1 The Movie
• 28 Years Later
• Omaha
• Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning
• Eddington
• Warfare
• Thunderbolts*

Cool. Okay. Bullshit.

1. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
2. Normal People
3. Shōgun
4. Interstellar
5. The Handmaiden
6. Your Name.
7. Parasite
8. The Worst Person in the World
9. Whiplash
10. Call Me by Your Name

...plus 25 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

so. fucking. hot.

• Portrait of a Lady on Fire
• The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
• The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
• Lost in Translation
• The Virgin Suicides
• Children of Men
• The Big Lebowski
• Atonement
• Fury
• Titane

...plus 78 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

bobby eggs saved 2024

1. Shōgun
2. Conclave
3. Nosferatu
4. Strange Darling
5. Love Lies Bleeding
6. Dune: Part Two
7. Alien: Romulus
8. Blink Twice
9. Civil War
10. Deadpool & Wolverine

...plus 36 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

hey, paper people.

• The Big Short
• The Wolf of Wall Street
• Margin Call
• Boiler Room
• Fair Play
• Wall Street

1. Synecdoche, New York
2. TRON: Legacy
3. Raiders of the Lost Ark
4. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
5. The Impossible
6. Elephant
7. The ion of the Christ
8. Punch-Drunk Love
9. Man on a Ledge

I’d lay you badly, but I’d lay you gladly.

1. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
2. Normal People
3. Synecdoche, New York
4. Shōgun
5. Whiplash
6. The Handmaiden
7. Oppenheimer
8. The Prestige
9. Interstellar
10. The Virgin Suicides

...plus 14 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Aftersun
• Normal People
• Palm Trees and Power Lines
• Blue Bayou
• Monster
• Mustang
• Comet
• Oslo, August 31st
• The Iron Claw
• All of Us Strangers

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Souls are boring.

1. Oppenheimer
2. Interstellar
3. The Prestige
4. Inception
5. The Dark Knight
6. Dunkirk
7. Memento
8. Batman Begins
9. Tenet
10. The Dark Knight Rises

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Normal People
2. Shōgun
3. The Haunting of Hill House
4. Mare of Easttown
5. Scenes from a Marriage
6. Chernobyl
7. Squid Game
8. The Queen's Gambit
9. The Penguin
10. The Haunting of Bly Manor

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

but KISS!? please, don’t make me do this!

1. The Virgin Suicides
2. The Thin Red Line
3. The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst
4. As Above, So Below
5. Singin' in the Rain
6. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
7. Son of Saul
8. Mysterious Skin
9. Coraline
10. Moment of

...plus 14 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Nosferatu
2. The Witch
3. The Lighthouse
4. The Northman

• How the Grinch Stole Christmas
• The Polar Express
• Elf
• Home Alone
• It's a Wonderful Life
• The Holdovers
• The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

vizzy giddy. giddy vizzy.

1. Nosferatu
2. Anora

It's been 84 years...

• Normal People
• Your Name.
• Aftersun
• All of Us Strangers
• Blue Bayou
• The Worst Person in the World
• Interstellar
• Captain Fantastic
• Her
• Short Term 12

...plus 18 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

did you know children are born without kneecaps?

• Pain & Gain
• Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
• Forgetting Sarah Marshall
• Beetlejuice
• The Witch
• Love Lies Bleeding
• Alien: Covenant
• Prometheus
• The Ritual
• Comet

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

I have becum death, destroyer of pussy.

— bob opps

1. Oppenheimer
2. All of Us Strangers
3. The Zone of Interest
4. John Wick: Chapter 4
5. The Holdovers
6. Fair Play
7. BLUE EYE SAMURAI
8. Saltburn
9. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
10. The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

...plus 71 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Bird
• Eden
• The Assessment

1. Alien: Romulus
2. Aliens
3. Prometheus
4. Alien
5. Alien: Covenant

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! JUST LET IT GO!

1. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
2. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
3. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

What a shit show. What a fucking shit show.

1. Don't Look Up
2. Blue Bayou
3. Saint Maud
4. The Tragedy of Macbeth
5. tick, tick... BOOM!
6. Nitram
7. Dune
8. Spencer
9. The Green Knight
10. Lamb

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that man has a family!

• The Killing of a Sacred Deer
• Saltburn

fucking (blows kiss)

• Blade Runner 2049
• Portrait of a Lady on Fire
• Columbus
• The Handmaiden
• The Tragedy of Macbeth
• Ad Astra
• Mad Max: Fury Road
• Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
• Dunkirk
• 1917

...plus 43 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

g’day melbourne!

1. Mad Max: Fury Road
2. Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

Monkey Bidness.

1. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
2. Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
3. War for the Planet of the Apes
4. Rise of the Planet of the Apes

1. Call Me by Your Name
2. Challengers
3. Suspiria
4. Bones and All

1. Ex Machina
2. Civil War
3. Annihilation
4. Devs
5. Men

For the hipsters and dipshits.

1. Ex Machina
2. The Killing of a Sacred Deer
3. The Witch
4. Aftersun
5. Midsommar
6. Love Lies Bleeding
7. A Ghost Story
8. Moonlight
9. The Lighthouse
10. Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always

...plus 52 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Inglourious Basterds
2. Django Unchained
3. The Hateful Eight
4. Reservoir Dogs
5. Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
6. Kill Bill: Vol. 1
7. Pulp Fiction
8. Kill Bill: Vol. 2
9. Jackie Brown

1. The Departed
2. The Town
3. Patriots Day
4. Gone Baby Gone
5. Good Will Hunting
6. Mystic River
7. The Boondock Saints
8. The Fighter
9. Manchester by the Sea
10. Stronger

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

☘️🇮🇪

1. The Killing of a Sacred Deer
2. Saltburn
3. The Banshees of Inisherin
4. The Batman
5. Eternals
6. The Green Knight
7. Dunkirk
8. Chernobyl

I'm just vibing to your sexy window.

1. Dunkirk
2. Blade Runner 2049
3. Dune
4. Oppenheimer
5. 1917
6. Avengers: Endgame
7. Top Gun: Maverick
8. Dune: Part Two
9. Mission: Impossible – Fallout
10. No Time to Die

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Oh, here comes the attention whore.

1. Incendies
2. Sicario
3. Arrival
4. Prisoners
5. Blade Runner 2049
6. Dune: Part Two
7. Dune
8. Enemy
9. Polytechnique
10. Maelström

1. The Wolf of Wall Street
2. The Departed
3. Shutter Island
4. GoodFellas
5. Hugo
6. Raging Bull
7. Taxi Driver
8. Mean Streets
9. The King of Comedy
10. Casino

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

on god!

1. Kingdom of Heaven
2. Black Hawk Down
3. Gladiator
4. Blade Runner
5. Prometheus
6. The Martian
7. Alien: Covenant
8. Alien
9. The Last Duel
10. American Gangster

...plus 3 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
2. The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes
3. The Hunger Games
4. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1
5. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2

I don't want to be restricted to my favorites, Tom.

1. Mustang
2. Let the Right One In
3. Your Name.
4. Comet
5. Oslo, August 31st
6. Mommy
7. Boiling Point
8. Before Sunrise
9. The Wailing
10. Fish Tank

...plus 15 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

welcome to the house of rizz al-ghul

1. The Dark Knight
2. Batman Begins
3. The Dark Knight Rises

*it’s seoul metaphorical*

*list in progress*

1. Parasite
2. The Handmaiden
3. Burning
4. Decision to Leave
5. The Wailing
6. Snowpiercer
7. Train to Busan
8. Memories of Murder
9. Okja
10. The Host

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

low budget excellence

• Comet
• Aftersun
• Short Term 12
• Super Dark Times
• Let the Right One In
• Palm Trees and Power Lines
• A Ghost Story
• Fish Tank
• Terrifier 2
• The Spectacular Now

meet me at me crib, bring yer friends.
maybe you can drive mercedes-benz?

1. Begin Again
2. Sing Street
3. Flora and Son

Hurt people hurt people.

1. Aftersun
2. Bullet Train
3. The Menu
4. Top Gun: Maverick
5. Decision to Leave
6. Terrifier 2
7. The Batman
8. Women Talking
9. TÁR
10. Everything Everywhere All at Once

1. Moonrise Kingdom
2. The Grand Budapest Hotel
3. The French Dispatch
4. The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar
5. The Swan
6. Poison
7. The Rat Catcher

1. The Social Network
2. Zodiac
3. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
4. Se7en
5. Fight Club
6. Gone Girl
7. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
8. The Game
9. Panic Room
10. Mank

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Worst Person in the World
2. Oslo, August 31st

im off my nut, folks.

1. The King
2. Beautiful Boy
3. Call Me by Your Name
4. One & Two
5. Dune
6. Little Women
7. The French Dispatch
8. Bones and All
9. Hostiles
10. Lady Bird

...plus 3 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. mother!
2. Black Swan
3. Requiem for a Dream
4. The Wrestler
5. The Fountain
6. Pi
7. The Whale
8. Noah