“Life is like a penis. When it’s hard you get screwed. When it’s soft you can’t beat it.” ~ That one guy…

This is the last spoken line of "BloodRayne 2: Deliverance" and it sums up the main reason why no one should ever watch this film. I thought the first film, "BloodRayne", was one of the most boring films I have ever seen…I was wrong. This movie definitely takes that honor.

New actors, new time period, same old Uwe.…

Many say that the 1996 live action "101 Dalmatians" was unneeded and bad compared to the animated film of the same name in 1961. I say that the sequel to the live action version of "101 Dalmatians" has to win this trophy. This film is 100% unneeded. The story is flat, the acting is forced and the lack of comedy is oozing throughout the film.

Glenn Close is still a perfect fit for the villain, Cruella de Vil. I will…