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Devin Sawa is the Giovanni Ribisi of Jake Gyllenhaals

I don’t have to explain myself to you people

Stuck in an uncomfortable no man’s land between prestige and pulp. Would probably be incredible if it stuck to one of those lanes but the constant swerves make for a confusing and unsatisfying watch.

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Watching this on the night of my first ever paid comedy show knowing full well that I would not be on the path I am on today had my dad not shown me this at such a young age. I love you Peewee Herman you I would not be me without you.

Sebastian Stan finally coming into one of these things as a bonafide movie star after years of being the MCU’s ultimate developmental prospect was fun to watch. Marvel is so beyond lucky they accidentally stumbled into Florence Pugh at the exact last moment she would’ve agreed to sign the multi-film she signed. As for Wyatt Russell…. Learn to code buddy.

instant classic. I just know I’m going to end up watching this a thousand times in my life. Also I forgot how magical it is when a sold out crowd bursts out laughing in unison. please make more theatrical comedies and please keep putting Tim Robinson in them.

Never thought I could relate to British people on this level. Blokes rock

as someone with demon armpit butthole pussy it felt really great to see myself represented on screen

Devastating, profound and quietly one of the scariest movies I’ve ever seen. Somehow at 82 years old David Cronenberg remains one of the few filmmakers willing to confront the modern world as it actually exists.

In an age where major $250 studio tentpole releases so often feel like empty calories, it feels like a genuine miracle to see a film/filmmaker that understands the singular power of the Hollywood Blockbuster. It’s big, it’s bloody, it’s hot, it’s thematically rich and a miracle of craft. And most importantly it’s ORIGINAL. This is capital M Movie, the type we’ve been denied for so long.

quite literally the perfect foundation

Gene Hackman Looney Tunes set pieces.

the nation yearns for goods and gags

I’ve never met anyone else who likes fiction

Yeah, you bet we went all the way. We went all the way. We went all the way back too. We did doggy style, pony style. Style Council. That's a good band. They're hot right now. Human League. They have some good stuff too.

Tia having her life ruined by some fuckass dude who calls himself Bug was really ahead of its time, many MANY such cases in 2025. We need science to be working around the clock trying to resurrect John Candy.

we’re living in the durstissance

listen you can say a lot about this movie but at the very least you have to commend the production for shooting a major blockbuster on location and not in a green warehouse. The narrative was suspect and I found the implications of its messaging rather upsetting, but gritty filmic realism is so hard to come by these days you have to appreciate it whenever you get the chance. The Italian neorealists would be proud.

Everyone involved in the production of this movie is phoning it in except the costume designer who is going fucking crazy for absolutely no reason.

The cinematic equivalent of when the guy who rants to himself on the subway platform actually makes some solid points

Watched on Saturday March 29, 2025.

needs more sauce

Watched on Friday March 28, 2025.

tonight is Mohawk night

ponyo does in fact love ham

This movie is so beautiful that it genuinely pissed me off whenever I needed to blink. Pure joy.

Watched on Friday March 21, 2025.

A movie that will make you miss your dad. I fucking love baseball and I fucking hate the age of time.

everyone at the absolute height of their powers. the best of times is now.

a salad that was once named Elizabeth

the movie of the moment. horrifying and prescient, the words “I love you” have never been more sickening.

An Extremely Goofy Movie

There’s nothing I love more than throwing on a movie on a whim and it turning out to be the exact thing I need to see in that moment. What a beautiful, dark funny movie. Sebastian Stan I was unfamiliar with your game

Late 80s Billy Crystal is the sauce personified. No one ever had it like that again.

This movie could’ve just been the songs and it would’ve been a banger. Instead Prince decided to give us one of the most baffling melodramas ever made and I have no fucking choice but to respect that. Everyone in this movie is a hot alien.

Watched on Friday February 28, 2025.

“If ever somethin' don't feel right to you, what Pancho said to the Cisco Kid: "Let's win, before we're dancing at the end of a rope, without music.”

Celtics Shaq

Hack shit. The type of movie that makes you reconsider what you ever saw in a director’s prior work in the first place. Violently unfunny, weightless gore, and stupid in the worst possible way. I would do anything for those 2 hours back.

Horrified at the possibility of me being murdered without the score for this movie playing

the antimovie

I wish I spent more time being a better father and less time training my body and mind to kill you in a machete fight

Soderbergh continues his streak of doing whatever the fuck he wants for $50 and a dream and it continues to inspire. Also the truly strange family dynamics at play here really elevated it beyond formal experiment. These people are fucked up in a way I appreciated.

needed this

A lonely life is a waking nightmare. Maybe one day I’ll be able to watch a Lynch movie again without sobbing, maybe I won’t who knows. I cannot put into words how much this movie means to me- it’s probably the movie I relate to the most, the movie I see and feel myself in the most. A coming of age movie about the nightmare of responsibility and confronting yourself. It’s Impossible for me to watch Henry walk unsteadily through urban decay and not relate to that feeling of hopeless alienation. The dinner scene remains the most accurate depiction of what a nightmare feels like that I’ve ever seen put to screen. The abject horror Lynch draws out of seemingly mundane domestic spaces feels like an evil magic trick. Jack Nance gives my favorite lead performance of all time. Cannot my life without this movie, without it I’d be incomplete.

Watched on Saturday February 1, 2025.

Stop & Shop Presents

the worst cast ever assembled

primarily a movie about how multiple women were well within their rights to fucking murder Bob Dylan

• Cléo from 5 to 7
• Flight Risk

• The People's Joker
• Megalopolis
• The Brutalist
• Memoir of a Snail
• Nickel Boys
• I Saw the TV Glow
• The Substance
• Trap
• A Real Pain
• Problemista

• Love Lies Bleeding
• Dune: Part Two
• Drive-Away Dolls
• The Beekeeper
• Immaculate
• Madame Web
• Road House
• Ricky Stanicky
• Problemista
• Monkey Man

...plus 44 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

Movies that I was right for hating/loving at 7 years old

• The Polar Express

works of a sick mind but in a bad way

• I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With

• Suspiria
• Nowhere
• Wild at Heart

• Serenity
• Ma
• The Boy Next Door
• The Front Room

• Wet Hot American Summer
• Southland Tales
• Henry Fool
• Sleepaway Camp
• Dog Day Afternoon
• Heat
• Blue Velvet
• Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
• Fallen Angels
• Ma

...plus 43 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• The People's Joker
• The Brood
• Stella Dallas
• Longlegs

debut features that feel like works of fully formed artists

• Blood Simple
• Targets
• Sexy Beast
• Stranger Than Paradise
• The Night of the Hunter
• Badlands
• Clerks
• The Evil Dead
• Slacker
• Get Out

...plus 26 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Sisters
• After Hours
• Beau Is Afraid
• Pee-wee's Big Adventure
• Naked Lunch
• Eyes Wide Shut
• Freddy Got Fingered
• Eraserhead
• Xanadu
• The Mist

• Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning
• Deep Red

• Ferrari
• Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story