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Almost worth watching just to see David Harbour cosplaying as ZZ Top for the role of ‘Weapons Sommelier’. If this were just 20 minutes shorter - and had a completely different script that was directed by virtually anyone else - we really could’ve had something here.

Watched on Monday March 24, 2025.

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It’s not great! But at least it’s still marginally more watchable (for me) than:

Madame Web
Kraven the Hunter
Black Adam
Quantumania
Thor 4
Dr. Strange 2
The Flash
Shazam 2
Morbius
Aquaman 2
Venom 2 & 3
The Marvels
Joker 2
Black Panther 2
The Batman
Wonder Woman 1984
this list can keep going

Watched on Wednesday February 12, 2025.

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Between this and The Substance, the Quaid men have really cornered the casting market on playing irredeemable douchebags

Watched on Saturday January 25, 2025.

Why bother hiring Mel Gibson to direct when you could’ve just hired a bum off the street and gotten the same result?

Watched on Saturday January 18, 2025.

Watched on Thursday January 16, 2025.

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mind-blowing that this was the type of film that got distributed by Paramount and now they’re the studio busily shitting out Sonic the Hedgehog movies; we used to be a society

Watched on Thursday December 19, 2024.

My favorite part is whenever someone turns into a literal cartoon before jumping off a building. I love it when stupid shit like that happens in a movie

Watched on Thursday December 12, 2024.

Watched on Monday December 9, 2024.

Christmas gift idea for Kyle Mooney:

video lighting kit

Sicario 3: Day of the Proud Boy

• The Italian Job
• Play Misty for Me
• Black Belt Jones
• Prophecy
• Escape from Alcatraz
• Used Cars
• Vice Squad
• Mr. Mom
• Paris, Texas
• Link

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Entertaining movies that are under 100 minutes long.

• The Invisible Man
• Bride of Frankenstein
• The Lady Vanishes
• Pinocchio
• The Lady from Shanghai
• Rope
• Bicycle Thieves
• High Noon
• The War of the Worlds
• Bad Day at Black Rock

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The purest action movies I’ve seen.

• Mad Max
• Mad Max 2
• The French Connection
• Dirty Harry
• The Driver
• Nighthawks
• First Blood
• Project A
• Red Dawn
• The Terminator

...plus 324 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Movies that run 2.5 hrs +

• Gone with the Wind
• The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp
• The Best Years of Our Lives
• The Greatest Show on Earth
• Seven Samurai
• A Star Is Born
• The Ten Commandments
• Giant
• The Bridge on the River Kwai
• The Big Country

...plus 237 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Superman
• Superman II
• Superman III
• Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
• Batman
• Dick Tracy
• Batman Returns
• Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
• Batman Forever
• Batman & Robin

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• Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom
• Cannibal Holocaust
• Clownhouse
• A Serbian Film
• The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)
• The Nightingale
• Sound of Freedom
• Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour
• Antichrist
• Despicable Me 4

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Movies where a supposedly ‘dark aesthetic’ causes the picture to drift into visual murk. This list tends to favor modern, digitally-shot horror movies

• The Keep
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Alien³
• The Crow
• Se7en
• The Relic
• Virus
• The 13th Warrior
• End of Days
• The Watcher

...plus 35 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Tombstone
2. The Doors
3. Heat
4. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
5. MacGruber
6. Real Genius
7. Top Gun
8. The Ghost and the Darkness
9. Top Secret!
10. The Saint

• The Night of the Hunter
• Sorcerer
• Rough Cut
• Heaven's Gate
• Blow Out
• One from the Heart
• Cat People
• Blade Runner
• The Thing
• The King of Comedy

...plus 392 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
2. The Substance
3. Dune: Part Two
4. Anora
5. Better Man
6. The Wild Robot
7. The Apprentice
8. Juror #2
9. I Saw the TV Glow
10. The Order

• The Third Man
• Double Indemnity
• Sunset Boulevard
• Seven Samurai
• Rear Window
• The Night of the Hunter
• Vertigo
• The Apartment
• Psycho
• Rosemary's Baby

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1. The Avengers
2. Guardians of the Galaxy
3. Iron Man
4. Avengers: Infinity War
5. Spider-Man: No Way Home
6. Iron Man 3
7. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
8. Spider-Man: Homecoming
9. Avengers: Endgame
10. Captain America: Civil War

...plus 24 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• The Magnificent Seven
• The Cincinnati Kid
• Once Upon a Time in the West
• Last Tango in Paris
• The Way We Were
• The Sugarland Express
• The Parallax View
• The Day of the Locust
• Rollerball
• Rolling Thunder

...plus 112 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Alien
2. Blade Runner
3. Thelma & Louise
4. Black Hawk Down
5. Gladiator
6. Matchstick Men
7. The Counselor
8. The Duellists
9. The Last Duel
10. The Martian

...plus 17 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. Jurassic Park
3. Schindler's List
4. Jaws
5. Saving Private Ryan
6. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
7. Duel
8. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
9. Munich
10. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

...plus 24 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. GoodFellas
2. Taxi Driver
3. The Wolf of Wall Street
4. The Departed
5. Casino
6. The King of Comedy
7. Raging Bull
8. Killers of the Flower Moon
9. After Hours
10. Bringing Out the Dead

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Old School
2. War Dogs
3. The Hangover
4. Joker
5. Starsky & Hutch
6. Road Trip
7. Due Date
8. The Hangover Part III
9. School for Scoundrels
10. The Hangover Part II

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1. Batman Returns
2. Ed Wood
3. Edward Scissorhands
4. Batman
5. Beetlejuice
6. Sleepy Hollow
7. Pee-wee's Big Adventure
8. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
9. Big Fish
10. Big Eyes

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Ranking the ‘major’ theatrical releases of summer 2024, favorite to least.

1. Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
2. Bad Boys: Ride or Die
3. Trap
4. Inside Out 2
5. Longlegs
6. Deadpool & Wolverine
7. Alien: Romulus
8. Twisters
9. A Quiet Place: Day One
10. The Fall Guy

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1. Alien
2. Aliens
3. Alien: Covenant
4. Alien Resurrection
5. Prometheus
6. Aliens vs Predator: Requiem
7. Alien: Romulus
8. Alien³
9. AVP: Alien vs. Predator

1. Unbreakable
2. The Sixth Sense
3. Trap
4. Knock at the Cabin
5. The Visit
6. Signs
7. Glass
8. Split
9. Old
10. The Village

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Ranking the 'major' releases from Summer 2003, favorite to least.

1. Bad Boys II
2. Finding Nemo
3. X2
4. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
5. The Italian Job
6. Freaky Friday
7. 2 Fast 2 Furious
8. Hulk
9. The Matrix Reloaded
10. American Wedding

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Ranking the 'major' releases of Summer ‘98, favorite to least.

1. Saving Private Ryan
2. Out of Sight
3. The Truman Show
4. Blade
5. Mulan
6. Lethal Weapon 4
7. There's Something About Mary
8. The Negotiator
9. Snake Eyes
10. The X-Files

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Ranking the 'major' releases of Summer 2000, favorite to least.

1. Gladiator
2. The Patriot
3. X-Men
4. Mission: Impossible II
5. Chicken Run
6. Gone in Sixty Seconds
7. What Lies Beneath
8. Shaft
9. Scary Movie
10. Me, Myself & Irene

Ranking the 'major' releases of Summer ‘97, favorite to least.

1. Face/Off
2. Event Horizon
3. Men in Black
4. Con Air
5. Air Force One
6. Conspiracy Theory
7. The Fifth Element
9. G.I. Jane
10. Hercules

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Ranking the 'major' releases of Summer ‘93, favorite to least.

1. Jurassic Park
2. Hard Target
3. The Fugitive
4. Cliffhanger
5. In the Line of Fire
6. Last Action Hero
7. The Firm
8. Free Willy
9. Hocus Pocus
10. Super Mario Bros.

Ranking the 'major' releases of Summer ‘94, favorite to least.

1. Speed
2. True Lies
3. The Lion King
4. Blown Away
5. Clear and Present Danger
6. Maverick
7. The Mask
8. Forrest Gump
9. The Flintstones
10. Beverly Hills Cop III

Ranking the 'major' releases of Summer ‘96, favorite to least.

1. The Rock
2. Mission: Impossible
3. Twister
4. Eraser
5. A Time to Kill
6. The Frighteners
7. The Cable Guy
8. DragonHeart
9. The Nutty Professor
10. Independence Day

Ranking the 'major' releases of Summer ‘19, favorite to least.

1. Crawl
2. John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum
3. Godzilla: King of the Monsters

   
   

4. Toy Story 4
5. Good Boys
6. Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
7. Avengers: Endgame
8. Spider-Man: Far From Home
9. The Lion King
10. Aladdin

1. Toy Story 3
2. Ratatouille
3. The Incredibles
4. Up
5. WALL·E
6. Coco
7. Toy Story
8. Finding Nemo
9. Monsters, Inc.
10. Inside Out

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1. Bad Boys II
2. Enemy of the State
3. Men in Black
4. Ali
5. The Pursuit of Happyness
6. Bad Boys
7. I Am Legend
8. I, Robot
9. Bad Boys: Ride or Die
10. Independence Day

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• Black Mama, White Mama
• Coffy
• Lady Snowblood
• Sheba, Baby
• Friday Foster
• Alien
• Yes, Madam!
• Royal Warriors
• Aliens
• In the Line of Duty 3

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1. Killers of the Flower Moon
2. Poor Things
3. The Killer
4. Beau Is Afraid
5. The Zone of Interest
6. Silent Night
7. The Iron Claw
8. The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial
9. Barbie
10. American Fiction

• Frankenstein
• Bride of Frankenstein
• The Prince and the Showgirl
• Blue Hawaii
• Spinout
• The Nutty Professor
• Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song
• Caliber 9
• Thriller: A Cruel Picture
• The Devil's Rain

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• Saltburn
• Skinamarink
• Asteroid City
• Five Nights at Freddy's
• Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

1. Fight Club
2. Se7en
3. The Social Network
4. Zodiac
5. The Killer
6. The Game
7. Gone Girl
8. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
9. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
10. Panic Room

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R.I.P.  ❤️

1. Sorcerer
2. The French Connection
3. The Exorcist
4. The Hunted
5. To Live and Die in L.A.
6. Cruising
7. Killer Joe
8. Bug
9. The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial
10. Jade

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1. Police Story
2. Police Story 3: Super Cop
3. Drunken Master II
4. Rumble in the Bronx
5. Project A
6. Police Story 2
7. Operation Condor
8. Armour of God
9. Dragons Forever
10. The Protector

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1. The Grey
2. Taken
3. Non-Stop
4. Cold Pursuit
5. The A-Team
6. Run All Night
7. A Walk Among the Tombstones
8. Unknown
9. Taken 3
10. Retribution

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I heard Tiny Dancers was the best?

• Bridesmaids
• Bad Teacher
• For a Good Time, Call...
• The To Do List
• Trainwreck
• Sisters
• Bad Moms
• The Little Hours
• Snatched
• Girls Trip

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1. Barbie
2. Gran Turismo
3. Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning
4. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
5. Elemental
6. Blue Beetle
7. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
8. The Flash
9. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
10. Oppenheimer

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1. Memento
2. The Dark Knight
3. Inception
4. Insomnia
5. Batman Begins
6. Tenet
7. The Prestige
8. Interstellar
9. Following
10. The Dark Knight Rises

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1. The Royal Tenenbaums
2. The Grand Budapest Hotel
3. Rushmore
4. Fantastic Mr. Fox
5. Bottle Rocket
6. Moonrise Kingdom
7. The Darjeeling Limited
8. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
9. Isle of Dogs
10. The French Dispatch

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1. JFK
2. Platoon
3. Born on the Fourth of July
4. Talk Radio
5. Nixon
6. Wall Street
7. Natural Born Killers
8. The Doors
9. U Turn
10. Any Given Sunday

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1. Fast Five
2. Furious 7
3. The Fast and the Furious
4. Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
5. 2 Fast 2 Furious
6. F9
7. Fast & Furious 6
8. Fast & Furious
9. The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
10. The Fate of the Furious

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• Gone with the Wind
• The Greatest Show on Earth
• West Side Story
• Cleopatra
• Valley of the Dolls
• Jaws 2
• Heaven Can Wait
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Any Which Way You Can
• Crocodile Dundee

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1. Barbarian
2. RRR
3. Top Gun: Maverick
4. Babylon
5. Ambulance
6. Everything Everywhere All at Once
7. Emily the Criminal
8. TÁR
9. Nope
10. The Northman

movies as writer | director | producer ranked

1. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
2. The Breakfast Club
3. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
4. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
5. Home Alone
6. Pretty in Pink
7. She's Having a Baby
8. Uncle Buck
9. Career Opportunities
10. Sixteen Candles

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• Singin' in the Rain
• The Quiet Man
• Bad Day at Black Rock
• Invasion of the Body Snatchers
• King Creole
• The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
• McLintock!
• The Pink Panther
• A Shot in the Dark
• Seconds

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1. The Terminator
2. Terminator 2: Judgment Day
3. Aliens
4. True Lies
5. The Abyss
6. Titanic
7. Avatar
8. Avatar: The Way of Water