Please enjoy this 5-star comedy masterpiece ** now streaming on Prime Video ⭐️ 

** completely unbiased opinion

Story Synopsis:
Some dipshit 11 year-old makes it his life’s goal to cockblock his Mom from getting fucked by Fletch.

Almost worth watching just to see David Harbour cosplaying as ZZ Top for the role of ‘Weapons Sommelier’. If this were just 20 minutes shorter - and had a completely different script that was directed by virtually anyone else - we really could’ve had something here.

It’s not great! But at least it’s still marginally more watchable (for me) than:

Madame Web
Kraven the Hunter
Black Adam
Quantumania
Thor 4
Dr. Strange 2
The Flash
Shazam 2
Morbius
Aquaman 2
Venom 2 & 3
The Marvels
Joker 2
Black Panther 2
The Batman
Wonder Woman 1984
this list can keep going

Around 2 hours and 15 minutes in, Batman says “This isn’t over yet,” and I straight up wanted to kill myself.

Thank you, Jonah Hill. From the sincerest bottom of my heart; thank you, thank you, thank you so much ...

... for keeping this under 90 minutes. You have no idea how much that means to me.