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Wow! This is really boring! Odd choice to have mostly Russian actors for the Russians and then Hellen Mirren is there.
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Not particularly good but it’s cute! If I were younger I’d like this a lot more. The soundtrack is pretty incredible. Also refusing to acknowledge bisexuality is a thing, regular pre 2010 mainstream things.
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It’s fun! That’s about it! Kind of goes for the obvious Vikings, samurai, American in WWII group of three you’d expect. A quick little snack movie.
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I think Hallmark was really cooking with gas on these personally. But sure let's pivot to cloned white couple Christmas sweater movies that's fine that's cool.
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I love a dreamy fake set. Physical artifice is so important to filmmaking, makes it feel alive, its own world. Didn’t hit as hard as I was hoping but not a bad pride watch.
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I am asking if the key to black magic is to do naked moonlight flips. Real fun whenever she’s doing a bit of torture on the guys. Doing the most with the effects with little budget my favorite.
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Sally Hawkins gives one of the most haunting and evil performances I’ve seen in a long time. Absolutely going to be one of the best performances of the year. Intense movie, incredibly visceral. Those boys are going places.
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The opening was so good I was convinced this was going to be a surprise winner for about 30 seconds. And then the rest of it happened.
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Not sure the whole thing works completely for me in elongated film format compared to the sketches!
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She was pretty badass even before the ghost stuff. A misogynistic society let her down, she would have been unstoppable in a better world.
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Oh this is awful! Acting is bad, the editing is off, the pacing is horrendous. Lili Taylor is here for some reason giving the worst performance of her career. Doesn’t feel like the 80s at all, terrible as a time piece. Also what is up with the horror girl who loves the Lost Boys and wears a suit to prom, a strange amount of queer flags. This is no Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 I can tell you that.
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Went all in on the immigrant fears right off the bat (you know East, the scary direction). Really fun and a little bonkers. Loved the little bat creatures that showed up at one point and the “manly temptation” card.
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Leans into the comedic timing hard. Top tier in an already pretty consistent franchise. Special shoutout to Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head and Richard Harmon.
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When the guy is making points but he’s the worst man alive so you it cancels out.
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Mr Bava could sure direct a movie. I love artifice, I love sound stages with fake trees, I love light fog, I love intense zooms.
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At first I was like "oh fun he has purple eyes and is throwing roses into eyeballs". But good lord is he the biggest misunderstanding what makes Louis in Interview With the Vampire vampire of all time. In a huge wave of "boring comionate vampires" he is by far the most pathetic and uninteresting. "I'm an outcast" is it because you're such a loser?
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Some absolutely foul closeups in this. Eyes and bugs and bodily injury all right in your face. Really well done I love being surprised.
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Even if I didn’t already know when this came out I could have told you exactly when it came out. The most 90s Macbeth could ever get. James Frain let me talk to you.
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The musical stings in the doll room had me dying. There's a lot going on here for a movie that clocks in at barely an hour.
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Its silly goofy vibes have enchanted me. The zooms, the music, the sound effects, the acting. Hilarious to me.
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Watched on Friday May 2, 2025.
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This movie doesn’t really make much sense. The world building is so messy and confused. Which is too bad because the premise is good! It loses the forest for the trees impressively quickly.
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More movies should occasionally cut to Lance Henriksen and Michael Wincott traveling in the middle of nowhere. Shooting guys sometimes. Wearing their fun hats.
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The holiday video format is cute but it’s so funny how something awful will happen and they just deal with that until the next holiday. The bites and the cat crucifixion thing honestly would have had me moving with a little more urgency.
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Obsessed with this. I love the homicidally mad babies. I love how useless and awful the cops are. I love the lead guy never buttoning up his shirt all the way. I love the insanity of a zombie tearing off an entire boob.
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There is some sound design in this that made my brain tick. Really sets the stage for later Soderbergh experimentation.
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Films don’t care enough about their music anymore. So when there is a movie that not only cares about its score but makes the score so essential to the sound design and editing and overall character that’s irable. A scene so incredible my jaw dropped, my eyes teared up, and I got full body shivers. On top of it all the version of vampires presented is absolutely top tier. Will be incredibly hard to top this for me this year.
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There’s a lot going on here. The dramatic zoom in to The Hobbit giving her the idea to name the spider Sting. The mother’s incredibly bad acting. The crazy neighbor feeding the spider-alien cats for some reason. Australian horror movie working real hard to make sure you think it’s American.
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This feels like someone who knew that if they made their movie found footage it would be cliche but they didn’t know how to make a low budget movie without the found footage crutch. It occupies this very strange space where it’s not found footage but feels like one anyway. Another in a long line of vague Blair Witch-esque movies that don’t do anything interesting.
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Watched on Sunday April 13, 2025.
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This was seemingly edited by someone who doesn’t know how movies work but I got over that because I laughed a lot.
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I gotta be honest I was perfectly content just watching bisexual Gina Gershon do things.
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Pretty quintessential “the wall is coming down soon” film. Top tier soundtrack and score. Includes a shot of the most insane Burger King I’ve ever seen.
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This is so strange because there are good scares in here. There are very well crafted horror scenes within this film. But good lord is it the most boring thing I’ve seen all year. We need to ban people from using chapters in films because it’s getting out of hand.
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Good bit to of all the slashers decide you want to be Scream 4 and Sleepaway Camp 3. Pretty good as a comedy, struggles as a slasher but it’s fine.
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This is not good at all but I did rewind so I could laugh at “wanted to watch you put it back” with Miss Shue stuffing a card back in her shirt 3 times.
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Watched on Tuesday April 1, 2025.
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What was with that awful nose on the main monster guy? Gave me incredible pause. The distinctive sheen of 2009 on this is intense.
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Incomprehensible Pierce Brosnan French accent.
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Pretty devastating how you can love someone so much and they are 10 feet away telling someone else that it’s just them there.
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Blood so red. Protagonists a little crazy. Zombies a little bit slapstick. Movie so special they just won’t give it an official US release.
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She’s kind of the anti-Ripley letting foreign organisms run loose. Carried by the crazy visual flashes and fun music but I think that’s alright.
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Why would my friend Jackie Kong director of Blood Diner do this to me (bore me)
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I cackled when this suddenly turned into a “saving the women from the corruption of the world” metaphor movie when the doctor showed up. Those women so easily seduced by extreme lifestyles such as vampirism. Very silly movie.
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I don’t think doing a able impression of your own father counts as acting.
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Trying to become someone else and you’ll watch your own life slip away. Dark stuff but I was hollering at some of those lines.
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A series of hide and seek stories starring Toshio the meowing boy. Where is our little guy hiding this time? Surprise! It’s behind your steering wheel!
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This movie is so funny for doing the Gremlins “try to give one a personality with a defining physical trait” with that xenomorph with the net pattern head.
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If a second woman I tried to steal from her beloved died in the cursed pond I’d ask if I was the problem. The spooky ghost music killed me every time it started up.
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The killer design is great no complaints there! The comedy was lame, most of the first half past the opening kills is boring, and the leads are anti-charming. If you're going to make a holiday slasher at least shoot for top 3 best for that holiday come on, couldn't even be better than Valentine.
]]>Another year wow!
- Sinners
- Bring Her Back
- Mickey 17
- Final Destination Bloodlines
- The Monkey
- The Ugly Stepsister
- Presence
- Predator: Killer of Killers
- Ash
- Companion
...plus 8 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>My ass loves horror :)
- Alien
- The Witch
- The Evil Dead
- A Nightmare on Elm Street
- Near Dark
- The Descent
- Trick 'r Treat
- Hellraiser
- The Lost Boys
- Candyman
...plus 90 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>I like 80% of these movies so everybody chill.
- Near Dark
- The Lost Boys
*Queer undertones
- A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
- Interview with the Vampire
*Queer undertones
- Blade
- Let the Right One In
*Queer
- Ganja & Hess
- Nosferatu
- Fascination
*Queer
- Dracula
...plus 139 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>Every film I physically own.
- 3 from Hell
- 3 Women
- The 10th Kingdom
- 13 Ghosts
- 28 Days Later
- 30 Days of Night
- 65
- 4/20 Massacre
- [REC]
- [REC]²
...plus 1051 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>Once again...
- Nosferatu
- Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
- Love Lies Bleeding
- I Saw the TV Glow
- The Substance
- Lisa Frankenstein
- The First Omen
- The Vourdalak
- MadS
- Longlegs
...plus 50 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>For my friends who like to be spooky, but are too scared to get SUPER spooky. Movies ranked from low-medium creeps, scares, and spookiness
- It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
- Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School
- Scooby-Doo! and the Reluctant Werewolf
- Scooby-Doo! and the Witch's Ghost
- Halloweentown
- Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire
- Mad Monster Party?
- Casper
- Casper Meets Wendy
- Phantom of the Megaplex
...plus 90 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>A new year again huh
- Poor Things
- Skinamarink
- Huesera: The Bone Woman
- Evil Dead Rise
- Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
- Talk to Me
- Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
- Asteroid City
- Bottoms
- The Boy and the Heron
...plus 41 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>My feelings at this exact moment. They could change. But right now this is the official ranking. I just love Star Wars and I don't want to choose between things (rise of skywalker is genuinely bad though)
- The Empire Strikes Back
- Star Wars: The Last Jedi
- Star Wars
- Return of the Jedi
- Star Wars: The Force Awakens
- Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
- Solo: A Star Wars Story
- Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
- Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
- Ewoks: The Battle for Endor
...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>Time already once again...
- The Northman
- Nope
- Three Thousand Years of Longing
- Decision to Leave
- Crimes of the Future
- Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio
- X
- Glass Onion
- Hatching
- Bones and All
...plus 55 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>I had an epiphany to what my Sight and Sound ballot would look like. Absolutely incomprehensible.
]]>Based on my personal preference, how enjoyable I find it, AND how true it is to the spirit of the original novel (so fuck you The Shining, you're going dead last)
- The Mist
- Stand by Me
- Pet Sematary
- The Green Mile
- Misery
- Doctor Sleep
- The Shawshank Redemption
- Carrie
- Gerald's Game
- Christine
...plus 26 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>Oh would you look at the time its a time for a new ranked year list.
(I have added and removed Saint Maud 4 times because I can't decide if it counts as a 2021 movie or not mind your business)
- The Green Knight
- Annette
- Titane
- Saint Maud
- Malignant
- Shiva Baby
- Last Night in Soho
- The Last Duel
- Censor
- Judas and the Black Messiah
...plus 54 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>- Near Dark
- A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
- Good Manners
- Jennifer's Body
- The Lure
- Ghostwatch
- Ravenous
- Pet Sematary
- Censor
- Trouble Every Day
...plus 15 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>It's gonna be a fucked up year but I'm still gonna truck on and make another list
- Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
- Sound of Metal
- Soul
- The Invisible Man
- Da 5 Bloods
- Color Out of Space
- Host
- Bill & Ted Face the Music
- Emma.
- Palm Springs
...plus 28 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>Y'all thought I was here for plot when I was really here to just vibe
- A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
- The Lost Boys
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
- Upgrade
- Star Wars: The Last Jedi
- Helter Skelter
- The Love Witch
- Climax
- Trick 'r Treat
- Bad Times at the El Royale
...plus 90 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>I don't take criticism but I do take suggestions
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show
- Phantom of the Paradise
- Little Shop of Horrors
- Anna and the Apocalypse
- Repo! The Genetic Opera
- Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
- The Lure
- The Phantom of the Opera
- The Devil's Carnival
- Alleluia! The Devil's Carnival
...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>Aka why all my friends secretly hated me in high school
- Friday the 13th
- The Thing
- Creepshow
- The Dead Zone
- House
- April Fool's Day
- Aliens
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
- Near Dark
- Pet Sematary
To this day one of my friends blames me for permanently scarring her with this
...plus 25 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
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- Suspiria
- Us
- Upgrade
- Cabin Fever
- Anna and the Apocalypse
- As Above, So Below
- Evil Dead
- 28 Days Later
- Overlord
- A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
...plus 90 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>Otherwise known as the James Spader is Kinky Universe
]]>Another year? Another list!
- Midsommar
- Parasite
- Knives Out
- The Lighthouse
- Marriage Story
- Booksmart
- Us
- Pokémon Detective Pikachu
- Ready or Not
- Rocketman
...plus 46 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>I just realized I put them in almost complete reverse release order (except for Justice League... god I hate everything that movie is)
]]>All I do is think about Cowboys & Aliens all day long
]]>For once I'm going to be dead serious about this (following the specific guidelines of less than 15k marking as watched as otherwise the list would be Upgrade 10 times)
]]>Yes I did sneak The Babysitter in there and YOU CAN'T STOP ME
]]>You may argue and debate the rest of the list but the top 3 are absolutely in the correct spots no questions asked.
- Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
- Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
- Friday the 13th
- Friday the 13th Part 2
- Freddy vs. Jason
- Friday the 13th Part III
- Friday the 13th
- Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
- Jason X
- Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>Who's ready for some saucy controversial rankings? (this is about how much I love Free Fire and how much I hate Under the Skin)
- The Witch
- Hereditary
- Midsommar
- The Lobster
- High Life
- Ex Machina
- Good Time
- Free Fire
- Enemy
- The Florida Project
...plus 25 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>"Mom can you come pick me up? I'm scared"
]]>Another year, another group of films so let's make yet another list. Updated through the year cause that's easier than making a list at the end
- Hereditary
- Annihilation
- Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
- BlacKkKlansman
- Thoroughbreds
- Searching
- Bad Times at the El Royale
- The Favourite
- Anna and the Apocalypse
- Upgrade
...plus 65 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>This is how we rank things from now on.
- Sleeping Beauty
- The Black Cauldron
- The Lion King
- The Little Mermaid
- The Princess and the Frog
- Beauty and the Beast
- Aladdin
- The Hunchback of Notre Dame
- One Hundred and One Dalmatians
- The Emperor's New Groove
...plus 37 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>It triggers my fight or flight response
]]>Another year, another group of films to rank (and another list to remind you that I love garbage)
- Star Wars: The Last Jedi
- The Shape of Water
- Blade Runner 2049
- Baby Driver
- Logan Lucky
- Logan
- Power Rangers
- Get Out
- Coco
- It
...plus 54 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>Very favorite slasher films
]]>A bunch of long shots. As a cinematography bitch I scream every time
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]]>95% of my time on this list was deciding which Star Wars movie to put on
]]>EVERY letter you fools
- Aliens
- Bend It Like Beckham
- Clue
- The Descent
- The Evil Dead
- Fantastic Mr. Fox
- Ginger Snaps
- Heathers
- Inglourious Basterds
- Jurassic Park
...plus 16 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>I mean all movies but these ones specifically
- Pride & Prejudice
- Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
- Baby Driver
- Star Wars: The Last Jedi
- Deadpool
- Mad Max: Fury Road
- Jupiter Ascending
- Pacific Rim
- Fight Club
- Cinderella
...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>My mom raised me on disaster films and yet i struggled to make this list. I'm so ashamed
]]>Back at it with the shitty showdown lists
]]>I finally get to do one of these long winded title lists so exciting
]]>You gotta throw em off their rhythm STREET SMARTS
- RoboCop
- The Crow
- Dredd
- Upgrade
- Solo: A Star Wars Story
- Power Rangers
- Spider-Man: Homecoming
- Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
- Super
- The Monster Squad
...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>I copy and pasted my review for Possession but someone please think of the children
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