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Watched on Sunday April 27, 2025.

Watched on Friday April 11, 2025.

1 star for white washing Minecraft Steve

Watched on Sunday March 9, 2025.

Watched on Thursday February 27, 2025.

Watched on Sunday February 16, 2025.

Watched on Saturday February 15, 2025.

Watched on Monday February 17, 2025.

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Watched on Friday January 24, 2025.

I watched this movie on my birthday with my 77 year old dad. As we left he did some sort of dinosaur/ Frankenstein pose to try to scare me and said happy birthday. I have a migraine. It was meh 3/5. Nothing got explained so it feels like there was no pay off. 
 The “how” gets explained but not the “why” perhaps I’m asking too much if horror movies. Stil had fun with my dad :)

Starts of slow but is really good at building suspense. My own real criticism is what have for a lot of horror movies- it’s so dark during the night scenes you can’t tell what is even happening.

Doesn’t bring anything new to the table but that doesn’t mean it’s bad. It’s very good at telling its story- Friday the 13th from Jason’s point of view. Haven’t watched a fun horror movie in a while. This one was very good with a certain exceptional killing scene I won’t mention so not to spoil. If you watch it you’ll know which one I mean :)

For enjoyment I’d give it a 4/5. It starts off very slow but once it starts moving it’ll have you on the edge of your seat

Watched on Monday May 27, 2024.

So bad it’s hilarious after you get ed the sad opening woman die man pain bit

Was a good documentary for someone like me who knew the name “Oklahoma City bombing” and nothing more than that. 

I do think a weakness is towards the end and connecting it to today. it could have gone harder on connections to modern far right domestic terrorist. 

I watched this documentary after the behind the bastards podcast episode on George Lincoln Rockwell and how it went into discussion about the racist book the Turner diaries (when I first heard the title mentioned I thought it was going to be some reimagining of nat turner’s rebellion- no connection same last name used)

The point being is the documentary called the Turner dairies Timothy McVeigh‘s Bible. The Turner diaries author was, I believe, inspired by GLB’s racism. You can trace the roots of the original American Neo nazis all the way to Timothy McVeigh and modern fascist organizations.

Modern racists, Neo Nazis, and far right organizations still, to this day, preach about how much they love the same book that inspired Timothy McVeigh to bomb the federal building in Oklahoma.

My only real criticism is that they didn’t touch up more on that book, what it’s about, and its root in far right organizations in modern day 2020s.

Overall a solid documentary.

Watched on Saturday April 6, 2024.

Watched on Saturday March 16, 2024.

That sure was a movie where a man’s brother was turned into a dog and watched a maid grind on his dick but didn’t let him cum

Watched on Tuesday January 16, 2024.

Watched on Wednesday December 20, 2023.

Watched on Wednesday December 20, 2023.

Watched on Saturday September 23, 2023.

This is the story of how one crazy white boys life went to shit so fast.

Dunstin shows up
Dunstin checks in.
lives up to the name folks. what more could you want in a movie?

Watched on Wednesday February 15, 2023.

Watched on Sunday February 5, 2023.

This review may contain spoilers.

Why the hell did the kids have sex in old wtf you’re going to hell for that one m night shamalan

The C the C she served c**** (don’t think I’m allowed to say that word on letterbox) she lived she served C she died. 
Idk I think Megan was right for that.

Instant favorite. One of the best action movies ever, and certainly one of the best I’ve ever seen.

Take place in 1920s India during British colonization. Two men meet and quickly become best friends. They both have conflicting goals. One is an Indian man in the British armed forces, the other on a journey to rescue a girl who was kidnapped from his tribe. 

It will take you through the entire spectrum of human emotion. The movie is long, 3 hours, but not one moment did I feel bored. Not one moment did I feel it overstayed it’s welcome. It’s an epic of the quality you’d expect from India. I was glued the entire time. 

The music! I was told this was a good movie but none of those people mentioned the music! The music is truly just as wonderful as the story. All around a near flawless movie.

Not as good as the original but don’t misunderstand me it’s still compelling. Damn compelling. Just the same fun energy as the original still very very good and entertaining.

This was offensively bad and I mean offensively. How ableist can one movie be? Not to mention one of the villians being a trans person woman. Movies and horror movies are a great pulse to see what society is afraid of, nice to see people with mentall illness are still just rapist and trans people existing means they molest and hurt society.

ignoring the sjw rant. The movie is objectively bad. plenty of gaping plot holes and just when you feel it would be a perfect time to end the movie there's 30 min left somehow. And then again there's still like 10 min left at another perfect ending point.

Giving it a two stars because as bad as it was it at least wasn't boring. It was fun to see someone hit with a typewriter as a weapon.

Boring predictable giant crazy person villian plot. .

I loved this movie. A horror metaphor for classism and racism (at times) mostly about classism. Two men receive food daily from a platform from above. The people above have as much as they want and it goes down, but what happens at the lowest levels when there’s no food left over?

The people of the hole are allowed to bring one item and the hero of the story brought the novel Don Quixote. Very fitting for a world of madness where few, if any, think to share food for the people below them. A twisted experiment put on by a group only known as ‘the istration’.

My only complaint is the ending felt a bit slow and left much to be desired. To be honest I don’t fully understand it, but overall a very enjoyable film.

I found this looking for kuroneko on YouTube. It’s much more period drama than horror but it’s a ghost story at its core. Unless you really like Japanese period dramas you won’t like this. 

The setting is a kabuki theater. A shamisen player, seijiro, is famed for his looks and is seeing an established actresses( Mitsue) . He eventually meets a younger, beautiful, new actress (Okiyo) not yet established and migsue grows jealous and kills a cat precious to the younger woman. The cat, of course, must have her revenge.

A solid 3*. Hardly a must watch but certainly an entertaining one. You know exactly where this movie is going but the “why” is why you watch. The setting is unique and helps make it fun.

A horror comedy that would have been better without the comedy part. Ready or not is excellent at building tension and then killing it, and breaking the mood, with the horror equivalent of a fart joke.

The main character marries into a extremely, extremily rich, family. At midnight the newcomer to the family must play a game with them. The bride draws 'hide and seek' which quickly turns into the rest of the family trying to murder her for a sacrifice.

Even with a lot of very cheesy jokes that fall flat it is still very much worth your time. The kind of movie you find yourself rooting for the main character to survive.

I feel only a near perfect or completely flawless movie should get a 5* ranking. Some of the effects at times felt cheesy.

But I loved this movie and normally I can’t stand romance and love movies. This is a movie focused on love and romance but about so much more. It’s a tale through time and about stories themself.

The main character is a modern scientific minded  British woman and a scholar of stories, myth, legend and the art of narration. One day she finds a djinn and he tells her his tale.

This movie is full of wonderful vignettes of the Djinn’s life, a celebration of story telling and stories. Starting from the famous romance of King Solomon of biblical fame and the Queen of Sheba. Across to the Ottoman Empire and to Turkey and then modern day Turkey where the Djinn meets the heroine.

This movie is an ode to story telling, what it means to be human, and the art of story telling. It’s about romance as much as it is the fine art of story telling, and what is a good story without a little romance? Every most beloved story contains a little love be it romantic, familiar, or between friends.

And, of course, what would a movie about a Djinn be without one of the themes be the importance of freedom. If you love something, let it go and see if it comes back!

Jordan Peele does it again.
Every since he became a director he hasn’t had a single miss. Which might be funny to people my age who him from his comedy skit days with keele and peele.

My friends hyped this as a 5/5 and I, while trusting him, had my doubts until I saw it myself. Nope is a horror comedy, more horror than comedy. It has its funny bits, and general plot, but Peele delivers on horror again.

I thought maybe I was setting expectations too high is getting tired of another Peele special, but his magic is still golden. As a horror fans I truly believe he is one of the new greats. On Twitter Jordan Peele took offense to being called the greatest, while he appreciated the sentiment, said we should pay tributes to the greats before him such as John carpenter, and true, carpenter is a legend, but I don’t think Jordan Peele should be so humble. An up an coming legend in the works.

Has big names such as steven yeung. If you like horror you have got to see this movie.

Oh and of course there was an Akira reference.

I’ll be honest. I’m tired of super hero movies. I’m tired of marvel garbage, but I heard a lot about this movie and gave it a chance. I went in expecting nothing, only watching for the eye candy that is Robert Patterson and Zoë Kravitz, and was blown away. Was actually great, perhaps the best bat man movie made. 

Blows the dark knight trilogy out of the water. The riddlers origin story could be used as a case study for radicalization. 
Goes back to Batman’s roots. He’s not just an edgy brooding guy, he’s always been a hero at his core trying to look out for the little guy

I was only going to give this a 4.5 star until the last core of the movie dives into what created the riddler and how he became so radicalized. As a political scientist I feel like I could write essays on that alone. 

My only major criticism is cat woman is the cat woman we all know. She feels like a manufacturered femme fatality whose just a sex object and a false sense of woman empowerment, but to be fair that’s true of the original cat woman. A false feminist depiction that thinks a physically strong woman= Feminism. She still is a damsel in distress in need of a strong bat man to protect her. While batman doesn’t reciprocate he clearly has eyes for her and they don’t have any chemistry other than cat woman is a hot sexy lady, and Batman is a good looking man.

The actors were great, I didn’t expect much from Robert Patterson as Batman, but perhaps his best role yet (though I can feel my friend arguing he was better in the lighthouse) everyone felt wonderful. Paul Dano was a great riddler.

Sound and music was perfect. A great movie and worth the nearly 3 hour run time.

I still don’t know why there’s so much Batman x riddler yaoi the internet is deranged

I’m biased about this movie bc it’s a childhood favorite. Imo it’s very campy in a good way. Also I was a lesbian for the hot ghost that killed herself before I knew I was gay.

Child’s play feels like a 3* movie, but that doesn’t mean it’s bad. It’s very good at what it does and it’s the, in my opinion, rare horror comedy done well.

A cult classic that feels like a b movie plot but with an a rank budget, and I say that with high praise.

Watched on Sunday July 10, 2022.

Giving it a two stars because it's. Watchable in the most basic definition of the word. The movie is only popular because of the mythology surrounding it. At the time the effects were so realistic there was a court case to make sure the actors were alive.

The only real casuality, is the turtle that is killed in the movie.

My real gripe with this movie is the very, racist, and quite frankly, boring troupe of oh scary native people who are also cannibals.

Multiple rape scenes that add nothing to the film experience to justify having them. Plenty of older horror movies have sexual assult (Not that that fact makes it justified in those movies), and even rape, but cannibal holocaust has the added bonus of adding to the racist 'scary native people' plot the entire movie has.