* I made a video version of this review: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Feo6cr4vyY *
I had no idea today would be the day I would cry multiple times over a rubber T-Rex puppet Christmas (This element in particular appeared out of nowhere in fact I don't even like Christmas) movie but well here we are and Jurassic Park is now dead to me.
This is one of those films that is so much better than it had any need to be from what…