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Yeah. Rosemary really does have something doesn’t she.

Next next next Friday.

Keke and SZA were great but I wish this had been funnier.

Not a bad story. Many of the scenes where the invisible man was fighting or interacting with people were a little strange in that he seemed to be everywhere at once and defying the laws of physics, but I guess since he’s invisible he *could* be anywhere. Also the main character could have shot him a million times in the psychiatric hospital scene but didn’t because of plot armor.

Strong 3

Grace still sucks.

Tom cruise tries to cover up his age by growing his hair and it looks bad.

Why is his character half naked all the time.

The first ten minutes were chaotic and weird.

The submarine/cabin fight sequence was fun.

The underwater scene was the most tense and gave the most nopes. Also the most unrealistic.

The plane fight scene was way too long and also why have it at all.

I hate Gabriel as a villain. I also hate his fake teeth. Oh and his voice.

Tom Cruise and Hayley Atwell have zero chemistry.

Tom cruise can still run 17 miles an hour and is hands down the best action star that ever lived.

What a throwaway movie.

Discount Indiana Jones. Busch League National Treasure.

Falls among the Uncharted, Tomb Raider, and Jungle Cruise lot.

The only character that had any depth was Natalie Portman’s and even then they didn’t let her really do anything except get drunk that one time. John Krasinski’s character was annoying and shallow. Eiza Gonzalez and Domhnall Gleeson had cool characters but again they didn’t have any depth.

The plot. Just so bad. It’s like it wanted to be The Davinci Code but didn’t want to actually sound intelligent or explain anything.

I can’t waste any more words on this one.

I can’t believe that this was supposed to be a movie where Adrian Brody was the main character until a lot of the footage was cut.

Crazy stuff.

Love all of the philosophy and introspection. I feel like a lot of movies explore the toxic side of masculinity and that leaves quite a bit to be discussed when it comes to the topic of what it is to be a man. This does a pretty good job in my opinion.

Saw a review that said this movie reminded them of Heat and I guffawed pretty hard. What a disservice to Heat. 

Hadn’t read anything about this movie beforehand and didn’t realize it was the same director from Bone Tomahawk. The script in Tomahawk got away with the speak patterns and vernacular because of the time period portrayed. In this movie it was just terrible. It’s like someone from a different country who doesn’t speak English wrote the script in a foreign language about how they think cops talk in America but they were really thinking about the police portrayed in LA Confidential. Then that script was translated into English and no one read it before handing it to the actors. Who the fuck just says “Anchovies” for no reason. What a dumb and useless euphemism.

And the pacing. Some people will call it art and realistic and what I will call it is boring and useless.

At least it looked good.

Last scene was terrible but the rest was a journey.

I wonder if Margot Robbie will ever be in a film without that accent.

Prep for MI:FR and it just helped me that I hate Grace.

Daniel Radcliffe is such a joy in everything he does and he crushed his American accent in this. Also strangely athletic.

I want to learn that eye snatch move. Really think it would come in handy from time to time.

Always enjoy a Guy Ritchie film. Do not enjoy Charlie Hunnam though.

Really enjoyed this. Surprised I hadn’t heard anything about it before.

Why do people take great actors and make movies that aren’t good.

It’s ok to be different than the books, but this wasn’t scary at all.

So…it’s a movie about an incel, why all the five star ratings?

Though I can see the cautionary tale of screen addiction, the pop culture references, while sometimes fun, are just ridiculous. In 2050 I doubt people are going to care that much about the 1980s. Also it wouldn’t have taken five years for people to figure out the first clue.

Best of the Alien movies made this century.

Still glad the annoying Cockney guy dies.

I don’t wear sneakers unless I’m exercising because I’m an adult - but I’d kill for a pair of Onitsuka Tigers with soles that say “fuck you.”

Just want to remind everyone that the economy and money are things that we made up. I won’t glorify the people that exploit it - which I think is the point of this movie, to point out that greed can and will ruin everyone.

However, Margot Robbie.

The only good parts in the movie were the scenes with James Acaster and Kumail Nanjiani. I get the want to carry on something that was once great, but like Jurassic Park, let’s just stop.

They pulled together a pretty good cast and then had some terrible writing.

Here for the outfits and Ralph

That’s not how mushrooms work.

Nice to see a horror movie from the viewpoint of the undead monster. They’re just like us!

Why would you fuck around on a woman descended from witches who has a blind sister that owns a shop where she sells cursed objects.

They lost me at “Stay Vivid.”

I know Jon Hamm’s character doesn’t get shot in this movie, but I kept waiting for his character to get shot because he’s an annoying asshole.

Minus one star just for that.

Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling have such great chemistry. You can really feel the early 2010s in this movie - especially with the clothing styles. The last 20 minutes make the whole thing worth watching.

This felt like such a long movie and the editing was really not very good. Basically it was an interesting story told rather poorly.

This is like a happier Grave of the Fireflies meets…well…Godzilla.

The Bane voice is a little silly now. But Tom Hardy is not.

“I ain’t cuffing up.”
“That’s ok. I didn’t bring my cuffs anyway.”

Man I miss Heath

I’ve tried to model my entire adult life to be like Mr. Darcy.

I mean, I’ve failed, but I’ve tried. And that’s important.

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Seeing this in a full movie theater is the way to go.

So fun. So entertaining.

And any time the KKK gets their asses handed to them of course I’m going to clap.

What can I say, I’m a sucker for shoot em ups.

Despite the very obvious CGI throughout the movie and the infinite bullet cheat code everyone seemed to have - this was pretty good. Tom Hardy has perfected that accent.

Heartwarming, funny, and highly entertaining.

I hope I get to be this old and if so, that I’m at least half this cool.

“You’re fired.”

Probably the reason I had a crush on Jamie Lee Curtis when I was a kid.

Why did this remind me of the sniper movie from Inglorious Basterds.

Kind of a low point for Henry Cavill

I miss Robin Williams

The son in this is the absolute worst.

“You saved my life.”

Doesn’t really stand up to what I - especially after what Pattinson did in The Batman. It’ll always have a special place in my heart but now part of it are rather silly.

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I get it - basically every man will become his father, whether he wants to or not. Very much on the nose. Wasn’t expecting much from this but was at least surprised by some of the cinematography - these aren’t bad actors but they did relatively nothing with them.

Still love it - great cast - but also pro American military machine even if you want to say it’s anti war. Eric Bana is a prick in this.

Sandra Bullock is probably the worst runner I’ve ever seen. She can’t get away from anyone.

DNF

Ryan Phillippe was supposed to be a college quarterback?

Love how what they did to make JLH depressed was just tone down her makeup and have her hair look flat. Then when she was “all better” they just washed her hair and curled the ends. I don’t think that’s how it works. I mean I know that’s not how it works.

Anyway. A classic.

Things to watch. Not my list.

• Cha Cha Real Smooth
• Chef
• My Life as a Zucchini
• The Edge of Seventeen
• Dead Poets Society
• Still Alice
• Life of Pi
• Pride
• Roman Holiday
• Eighth Grade

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• Deepwater Horizon
• Captain Phillips
• Her
• Maniac
• Last and First Men

• City of God
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
• Dog Day Afternoon
• John Wick: Chapter 4
• Rosemary's Baby
• Decision to Leave
• Cinema Paradiso
• Yi Yi
• The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
• The Red Shoes

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Cloned list. Working my way through.

1. Speed Racer
2. Escape from New York
3. TRON: Legacy
4. Keoma
5. Seven Samurai
6. A Touch of Zen
7. Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
8. Jupiter Ascending
9. Ran
10. Love Exposure

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