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idiot. bad at watching movies.

Favorite films

  • Q
  • Godzilla vs. Gigan
  • Predator 2
  • The Happiness of the Katakuris

All
  • Sexual Parasite

    ★★★

  • Criminally Insane

    ★★

  • Angel Guts: Red Classroom

    ★★★★

  • Sleazy Rider

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Jackass: The Movie

2002

★★★★ Watched

a movie should just be a bunch of friends hanging out

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Sexual Parasite

2004

★★★ Watched

for a film called killer pussy it really does spend about 80% of its runtime showing close up shots of boobs. not a complaint, but an observation.

Angel Guts: Red Classroom

1979

★★★★ Watched

jesus fucking christ

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Longlegs

2024

★★★ 5

gonna be honest the biggest jumpscare i got from this was a firefly that got into the theater and lit up right in front of my eyes during a tense scene

Megalopolis

2024

Liked Watched

Feels like I just went “woah that’s crazy” to a guy at a party for two hours