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Watched on Sunday May 25, 2025.

This is brilliant, it's only 10 minutes long, and it's on YouTube.

Get involved, people!

Still Amazing!

Still better than Titane!

Still the best cinema going experience I've ever had!

And I still love this film with all of my heart!

Tremendous!

Nowhere near as terrible as the first one, but the main 4 characters are still a gang of dickheads.

Albert Finney and Tom Courtenay are both fantastic in this.

Watched on Saturday May 24, 2025.

To be fair, it's the best film I've ever seen about milk being poured into glass.

Guy Ritchie tries to do a modern day set Indian Jones-esque action adventure movies, and it's absolutely fucking shite.

Predictable Netflix trash.

Yes Stitch, lad!!!!

This was never going to be anywhere near as good as the original (because it's a masterpiece), but it's still a charming and heartfelt banger.

The first 20 minutes is edited like a panic attack, and Stitch's learning curve is a lot more diluted compared to the original.

But, Stitch is still a fantastic ball of intergalactic chaos, and he still reminds me of my mate Franny who's got a raging beak problem.

Ohana means family, dickheads!

Recommended!

A gang of cats have a straightener with Satan.

Fair play.

My appliances definitely think that I'm a dickhead.

Well, that was fucking amazing.

Watched on Thursday May 22, 2025.

Shite.

This is easily the most boring and least entertaining Mission Impossible movie.

The first 2 hours are a tedious exposition dump that are in desperate need of at least 3 more action set pieces to relieve the dullness.

And when the action does finally kick in towards the final act, it's some of the most bland and forgettable action of the whole fucking franchise.

I'm sorry to say this because I am a fan of the Mission impossible movies, but this is shite.

I love Cats!

So I'm fully team cats!

Viva la revolución!!!

Recommended!

I thought this was a bit shite but I did enjoy the Primal Scream needle drop.

Nah. SHITE!

He was going to bum the cow 😱😱😱

I fucking hate that song.

Watched on Wednesday May 21, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday May 20, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday May 20, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday May 20, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday May 20, 2025.

This darkly comic and wildly twisted body horror retelling of the Cinderella stoy is absolutely amazing.

It's full of fearless feminist swagger, shocking violence, and brilliant "WHAT THE FUCK?!" moments.

I loved every minute of it, and it's easily in the running for my film of the year.

Tremendous.

A strange and offbeat musical drama that I enjoyed enormously.

Recommended.

Watched on Monday May 19, 2025.

Watched on Sunday May 18, 2025.

Watched on Sunday May 18, 2025.

Watched on Sunday May 18, 2025.

Stephen Frears has made some great films, some bang average films, and some shite films.

This is one of his shite films.

Watched on Saturday May 17, 2025.

Yeah, this is still fantastic and I still absolutely love it.

Masterpiece!

If I wanted to watch two out of shape, 60-year-old dickhead fellas having a straightener, I'd just go to the reduced food section in the Breck Road Asda, and watch two old knobheads scrapping over a 15p quiche.

At least that would be funny.

Shite!

Watched on Saturday May 17, 2025.

Watched on Saturday May 17, 2025.

Watched on Friday May 16, 2025.

Watched on Friday May 16, 2025.

Watched on Friday May 16, 2025.

Watched on Friday May 16, 2025.

If you've seen one Final Destination movie, you've seen them all.

A few entertaining and gruesome death scenes all held together with a terriblely written and predictable script, bog standard acting, and one dimensional characters.

If that's enough for you, then fill your boots.

But for me... SHITE!

Watched on Thursday May 15, 2025.

A rancid abomination of film.

A racist and misogynistic pile of total shite.

Dull, predictable, and shite.

Watched on Thursday May 15, 2025.

Watched on Thursday May 15, 2025.

Only a world class dickhead would sit in front of a camera crew and say, "The first time I came was doing a bench press"

Shite!

Watched on Wednesday May 14, 2025.

Ongoing list of my all time favourite films. In chronological order. 1000+ films. Yes, I really do like "Mannequin", it's a banger.

• An Up-to-Date Conjurer
• A Trip to the Moon
• The Kingdom of the Fairies
• The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship
• Madame's Cravings
• The Dancing Pig
• The Musketeers of Pig Alley
• Wide Brimmed Hats Are Fashionable
• Daisy Doodad's Dial
• Kid Auto Races at Venice

...plus 1819 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

My 20 favourite films released in the UK in 2024.

1. La Chimera
2. The Substance
3. Love Lies Bleeding
4. Evil Does Not Exist
5. Monster
6. The Beast
7. Poor Things
8. Anora
9. Dune: Part Two
10. I Saw the TV Glow

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

The list is in no order.

I'm not saying these are the greatest British films, or even my favourite British films. But, they are 100 British films I love that I think you should see before you die.

If there's any that don't actually qualify as British films I'm sure you'll tell me in the comments.

• Under the Skin
• The Servant
• Kind Hearts and Coronets
• The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
• The Devils
• Quadrophenia
• Distant Voices, Still Lives
• The Duke of Burgundy
• The 39 Steps
• Deep End

...plus 90 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Eva Green is a phenomenal actor who is always amazing even if the film is shite.

She's one of, if not the best actor working today.

• Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
• 300: Rise of an Empire
• Dark Shadows
• Quantum of Solace
• Womb
• Dumbo
• Euphoria
• Cracks
• The Golden Com
• Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

My favourite films released in the UK in 2023.

1. Bottoms
2. The Boy and the Heron
3. Babylon
4. Godzilla Minus One
5. Return to Seoul
6. Infinity Pool
7. Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
8. TÁR
9. May December
10. Sanctuary

...plus 40 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

My favourite films released in the UK in 2022.

1. Licorice Pizza
2. Decision to Leave
3. The Worst Person in the World
4. Happening
5. Everything Everywhere All at Once
6. Moonage Daydream
7. Parallel Mothers
8. Bones and All
9. Crimes of the Future
10. Nope

...plus 18 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

My favourite films released in the UK in 2021.

1. Titane
2. Petite Maman
3. Dune
4. The Green Knight
5. Demon Slayer -Kimetsu no Yaiba- The Movie: Mugen Train
6. Annette
7. The Card Counter
8. Drive My Car
9. Shiva Baby
10. Minari

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

My favourite films released in the UK in 2020.

1. Portrait of a Lady on Fire
2. The Lighthouse
3. Waves
4. Parasite
5. Possessor
6. The Wild Goose Lake
7. Saint Maud
8. First Cow
9. Lovers Rock
10. Uncut Gems

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

(The list is in no order)

I'm not claiming to be an expert in French cinema, and I'm not saying these are the 100 best French films ever made. But these are 100 French films I love and I think you should see before you die.

• Pauline at the Beach
• Napoleon
• Cléo from 5 to 7
• Mr. Klein
• La Ceremonie
• Girlhood
• Toni
• Last Year at Marienbad
• L'Atalante
• Le Trou

...plus 90 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.