Tally is so fucking ugly, they call her squint due to her completely normal eyes. She loves this guy called Nose because he has a totally normal nose.

They dream about the eleganza extravaganza going on across the river where the hot opulent dum-dums party all day.

Nose gets his birthday glow-up and becomes utterly sickening. Tally wants to meet up and spill the tea, but she's gagged when he ghosts her. Unfortunately, it also makes him smooth-brained and he…

This is the most, boomer-ass, hoo-rah America, dipshit CGI chudfest movie in existence... and hilariously and strangely artfully themed around a kid's toy.

Sure, I was drunk... and sure, it's totally brain-broken... but Rihanna isn't even that bad in this. And you know what, I had a pretty great time.

Now I do have to ask myself, maybe it's because AC/DC is playing, and there are god damn WW2 veterans firing two-thousand pound explosive artillery shells at titanic generic feaux-transformer…

I'm not a great fan of movies with hard-hitting narrative that force me to confront the worst aspects of human nature... I'm just a guy trying to get some escapism from the bleakness of modern life, I'm not likely to give "15 years a slave" or "Schindler's List" a go for fear of conjuring dark clouds over my already precariously overcast mental skyline.

This is where Sinners truly shines. While I went into this expecting some kind of "Dusk till…