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Marvin the GOAT. 3 beers for the vogons, mos def just doing side quests now.

All time GOAT for movies with at least 3 Double Fly Kicks in it. Great advert for Tetanus Vaccines. Someone pls check on Kwang-Ho’s dad man Jesus Christ he went through it.

Not getting 5 because of how horrible it made me feel. We <3 Chuck berry. Traffic warden had mad aura. I’ll never forgive jules for recommending this to me

Where's the underage girls and excessive cocaine? boooo unrealistic

'ello guv'nor, turns out geezers go full feral in a month . This bird was borderline turnin’ me into one o’ them odd chimps from the openin’ reel.

Charlie pull up the crawfish again. Seeing a Russian on a golf course, very Jonny English big fan, down with vortex. The guy Ritchiest movie to ever guy ritchie.

Karl Urban in a role where he doesn't have to act, and the movie is better for it. i'd dred to think running into him on a bad day!

White Nationalist Religious Zealot Tim Key turns in a great performance as funykpiegon.com product placement! Rest of the film is just sci-fi Challengers.

Rodney from flushed away but he’s horny and very good at tennis cucks his top! VERY COOL!

One big benny hill chase, some scenes looked amazing, but the whole thing is too full of unfunny plot. Ending was the only good part

If only I could mark my entrances being stanced up between a cliff crevasse too. Probably the easiest Ghibli movie to reccomend so far. Very warm, very cozy. The art just gets better and better.

Dafoe, Hackman, McDormand. Essential movie. FBI are not always the goodies. Wllem sure is one handsome rooster

Sehr gut. The easiest recommendation so far in 2025. This is literally all I ever want from a European movie. 80mins of pure 90s brilliance. Scheiße, ich lebe diesen Schritt

Luxurious, lugubrious at times, the good the bad and the weird. Magnetic. Laura Dern had less trouble with dinosaurs.  Seeing Maud’Dib’s chopper confirms Kyle is the definitive Paul Atredies. Probably will get the better the longer I don’t rewatch it.

"If you like Bob Dylan, You'll love Chalamet doing a tribute for 2 hours" God i loved this small French American boy being pretentious and a dick to women. Sorry for everyone i know as this will be my personality for a month.

i'm 100% bias, but this is 100% my favourite documentary. Very rarely does the making of the film constitute so much of the finished product without feeling like a behind the scenes. Films are a sum of their parts but live and die on their leading man, luckily this one had two stella stars. So it goes.

Forgot I had snacks about 30 mins in, good tense movie. Pablo Escobar was crazy good. Militiaman oozed charisma - excusing the massacre stuff. Wanted more runtime tbf

Waterworks, joy, Kay, Jesus Christ what a film, score made it, certainly one way to start 2025

Caine is one handsome rooster. A classic is a classic, Bridger must bring home the best stories from work (if he has a family, he very likely doesn't, he's a royal weirdo)

Rachel McAdams, Woof. Can you blame her? he's literally Michael Sheen. Hemingway looks like he beats women. Scott Fitzgerald also the same. Picasso too, maybe they all hit women back in the day. It was a fun lil ride, a bit predictable, his nose was very distracting in this movie.

Guinness representation. Love to see the henchman get the spotlight they deserve. Ming-gi is a good name. I can now tell people at work I watched a Korean neo-noir thriller

The most fine move that’s ever existed. Never once did I get the wowcher factor. Serious lack of sauce. Oh is it an allegory for society is it, does it look like I turned up for a post apocalyptic train journey action film for a political commentary, did I fuck. John hurt was sexy tho

Right, I sit here as the credits roll, awash with the feeling of confusion. Such long moments for so little. Don’t get me wrong I love a man split at the dick as much as the next guy, but only once? Short changed I’d say!! Jack from lost is a a boy.

Hell yea bro. Keeanu really has a gift for making other actors look amazing. I just want to be him so badly why am I not Keeanu Reeves, goddamit i could be a firebrand undercover FBI cop if I wanted to. I think those drug dealers had some potential in the rock game though, sad to see wasted potential.

If this movie was a guy, this guy would fuck. Hard as shit. Stacked cast (not just Marissa Tomei). #JusticeforDrugdealingTwinks. Good time and Uncut Gems but just better in everyway

Young Richarlison is a baller. Blooming Eka that was a good film, does what it says on the proverbial tin. Still believe ACAB. Is the moral of the story that no matter what the Japanese will always want to fight? Good level of gore, dick stabbing and side stompings, lots of fatherly issues lots of therapy needed.

Why the fuck did I watch this just after getting broken up with a kate winslet girl. At least this confirms my sideburns are signatory of evil behaviour. Jesus Christ this was a mistake to watch.

Grandpa is a shagger. The best worst product placement in movie history. Dean Norris and Bryan Cranston playing their breaking bad characters 2 years before the pilot you love to see it. Grandpa Chile af i want whatever that guy is on (heroin). Headcannoning in this universe Paul Dano becomes the Rizzler because of that one scene.

Mios dios. The lady can’t drive. Couldn’t help but think the Japanese dub is probably better. Also why do women have affairs with blokes uglier than their husband, the husband is a stud. Can’t lie cujo outsmarted her was very impressive dog acting, robbed at the Oscar’s. Short and sweet, which I seem to be getting a lot it recently. 2/5

Ollie showed me this movie and can’t help shaking the feeling that this is his response to a cry for help that he seems to perceive coming off me. Would love the superpower of seeing Harrison Ford in every mirror untill I have a hotel mirror above the bed then it could get a bit weird.pickles the cat is the best card topic. JGL fits in this movie are so atrocious. He’s literally me down to incredibly niche job. Ruined after Zoe has a Kermit.

Where to begin. I’m glad the jackall doesn’t know about this tech otherwise he’d be living it big. Bob in prison is giga slept on - tortured for hours and then trusts the bloke who had a threesome with his wife and sister and then proceeds to precision snipe every guard until one cheap shots him. How did they spin this for nearly 3 hours, part of me believes the idea came from Travolta’s mind. Agent 47 was an incredibly endearing drug/gun runner that his death was the only one I was moved by, imagine your bro giving you a care package of copius painkillers golden guns and some viagra, homie would be GETTING IT. Will not be watching again, 2nd best nic cage in prison outfit gear.

Convinced Richard Gere was inspired by Norman Reedus from the Boondock Saints, and Bruce Willis too; don got a bit fruity which was quirky. The director of the FBI deserved to die, BlackJack deserved better but I would have done the same. Is Valentina an authentic Russian Name? Probably as much as Dickless McQueen was Irish. Went quite quickly Tbf very enjoyable.

Paraguay mentioned!!! James Caan continues to crop up in places I would not expect James Caan to crop up in. Very whimsical. This is what would happens if me and my chums did a heist, instead someone else is probably getting shot multiple times, perhaps robocopesque.

Felt for Unit 209. Feel very seen with the guy in the club who caught the gun mid air and continue to boogie. Something something military industrial complex. Can’t wait the additional expansion to Nukeem where Romania threatens my borders. Loses marks because he never said I’m the Roboco.

What the fuck. Why lizard people, were they needed? Feels like a vanity project. Sorry WHY ARE THERE LIZARD PEOPLE. I don’t really care about anything else. Sorry we can’t just ignore that in this movie about a serial killer he’s doing it for LIZARDS like ?????? Also the film looked either underwater or set in a Hollywood film’s idea of Mexico, not good, seen better acting in my local church nativity

It makes Ollie Wright very happy. Man or Muppet has me in bits,Miss Piggy was serving some major lessons in cuntology in Paris. 2011 Flash mobs you will forever have my heart

Willem DaGoat Would be 5 if norman reedus could do a Irish accent

Forget about it

Good acting, good script, good time

It's tragic, it's funny, it's sexy, it's long, it's goated

Its good, Al Pacino carries hard

Cool but lacked any spice

Phenomenal, the most macho camp I’ve ever seen

Loved it, performances were crazy good

Kinda kinda kinda kinda kinda kinda kinda good

Good, competent zombie movie, granny's got ravaged, moral of the story, big business bad, i approve of this message.

Sat through the credits. PTA da goat 4 real

four four the achievement. 3.5 for the story and lacking key elements of storytelling like why the actual spice was important in the first place.

Watched on Sunday March 3, 2024.

“This can’t be as good as everyone says” - me before realising this is as good as everyone says