A.T. Etzweiler Patron

NWR is the greatest auter of our generation.

Watch my movie eh.

Favorite films

  • Seconds
  • The Piano Teacher
  • Inland Empire
  • Christiane F.

All
  • The Rattlin’ Bog

  • The Hangover

    ★★★★

  • Central Intelligence

  • Enter the Dragon

    ★★★★★

More
Irreversible

2002

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

Second Viewing:

Time Destroys All Things.

There are too many feelings racing through my head to even begin to vomit them onto a review.

Never have I seen evil so realistically portrayed on screen in such a long one take. So so so tragic.

Aside from the brilliant thematic elements, the direction is some of the most impressive I’ve ever seen. I don’t know how Noe blocked the camera or the actors in any of these scenes in such a fluid manner. Truly a masterful feat.

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

1974

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

The Primal Howl - The language of the horror genre. Screams, Shrieks, Cries for God.

Communication in the genre relies on the cries of the helpless against its oppressor, the most primal, visceral, bloody reaction of all. In the place of the helpless, we are the cattle led to the slaughter, and the religious temple of the oppressor is the slaughterhouse. The oppressors are inbreds of philosophy, carrying their polluted “purity” of blood from generation to generation.

The nature of…

More
The Hangover

2009

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

My goat Carlos

More
Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

2005

★★★★★ Liked 1

This is Twilight for men

Friendship

2024

★★★★★ Liked Watched

“At night I think of you
I want to be your lady, maybe
If your game is on give me a call, boo
If your lovin' strong, gonna give my all to you”

Easiest 5 star I’ve ever given. This movie was made for me.

I haven’t ever laughed harder in a theater. This is going to be my comfort movie and I can already see it being revered as a classic comedy in the future.

Too many quotable lines.