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Favorite films

  • Baby Face
  • The Court Jester
  • Real Life
  • Deep Red

All
  • Friendship

    ★★★★

  • Scream for Help

    ★★★★½

  • The Small World of Sammy Lee

    ★★★★

  • What Have They Done to Your Daughters?

    ★★★★

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Barbarella

1968

★★★½ 6

this movie has the exact same plot as APOCALYPSE NOW

Now, Voyager

1942

★★★★ Watched

::phone rings::

"Hello? Yes, this is the character portrayed by Paul Henreid in NOW, VOYAGER. What's that? Oh, yes, you're the doctor from the sanitarium where my young daughter is a patient. What's that, doctor? You've fired the nurse looking after my daughter? And…you're going to let the patient next door to my daughter be in charge of my daughter's care? Uh-huh. I see. And then you're going to let my daughter move in with them at the beginning of…

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Friendship

2024

★★★★ Watched

“I love you, Toad Boy.”

This is somehow the second new movie I’ve seen in the past month that prominently featured mushroom-picking, and it is also the second new movie I’ve seen in the past month where someone gets high off of frog juice. 

He was totally underused but it was nice to see Jon Glaser in a motion picture, looking eerily similar to F. Murray Abraham in The Grand Budapest Hotel. I had no idea the preshow clip of The Slipnutz on Conan O’Brien would end up being a dual reference.

Scream for Help

1984

★★★★½ Rewatched

“What were they doing?”
“Fucking!”

young people: the only way adults will listen to your wild conspiracy theories is to secure Polaroid evidence of the previously mentioned fucking and also a home invasion has to happen to you.

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Before Sunset

2004

★★★★½ 23

Turns out I've never had a conversation before.

Aliens

1986

★★★★★ 51

Did the math, and I do believe, on a purely technical level, "Get away from her you bitch!" does in fact the Bechdel test.