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Favorite films

  • Spirited Away
  • Nights of Cabiria
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

All
  • Ballerina

    ★★★

  • Hurry Up Tomorrow

    ★½

  • Bring Her Back

    ★★★★

  • Fear Street: Prom Queen

    ★★

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Cobweb

2023

★★★ Liked 2

absolutely nutty—feels like Malignant’s drunk ugly sister which actually now I have a great idea for a double feature

Malignant

2021

★★★★½ Liked 2

me at the beginning: *distracted* what the hell is going on with Annabelle Wallis’ wig

me at the end: oh

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Ballerina

2025

★★★ Watched

shocking amount of leather (barely any), exploding henchmen (an abundance)

Hurry Up Tomorrow

2025

★½ Watched

Jenna Ortega fire your manager
Barry Keoghan fire your filler guy
The Weeknd fire yourself

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Leave the World Behind

2023

★★ 13

“I fucking hate people” wants to be “I don’t think we have enough hot dogs” but it’s just not

Run Rabbit Run

2023

★★★ 3

put the scissors DOWN