Review number: 75

21 jump street is a surprising gold mine of comedy, and fun. Exceeding my expectations, and making me laugh all throughout. 

Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill were FANTASTIC. Put any other actor in the shoes they had to wear, and they wouldn’t fit. And I mean it when I say that. This movie was so ridiculous, so interesting, and so entertaining. All while making me laugh all the way through its perfect runtime. It doesn’t overstay its…

Review number: 74 

V/H/S is nothing more than a bunch of ideas for short horror stories thrown together, all feeling somewhat bland and boring, especially the ones in the middle of the film. Giving us a, while unique, overall sub-par film. 

I think I’m gonna write a little something for each segment of this film, cause I feel like each should be rated on their own. Then of course I’ll discuss the main plot, and my thoughts of the film…

This review is dedicated to the only person who makes me feel alive. Lilith Pierrottie. 

Review number: 50. 

“The ing of time is just an illusion, because all of eternity is actually taking place at once” 

I really don’t know how to start off to be honest, as cliche (I think) as that sounds. But my mind chooses to confuse itself here. I struggle to write this one because my mind goes to so many different places all at once.…

Can I be honest for a minute? 

I really don’t feel like I fit in on this app. 

There’s so many smart and talented people, people who genuinely fully understand the art of filmmaking, and what makes something good, and something bad. I feel as though I haven’t achieved something like that yet. Like I’m going into this before I’m even remotely smart enough to start acting like it. 

Idk, just a thought. I’m not saying I’ll stop reviewing things…