Son of the Mask

2005

Trev Trev
★★★★★ Liked 15

THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU BOOGIE
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU DANCE

Halloween: Resurrection

2002

ChattyDaddy
★★★½ Watched by ChattyDaddy

“Freddie Harris : Trick or treat, motherfucker”
“Freddie Harris : Hey Mikey! Happy Fuckin' Halloween!”
“Freddie Harris : Looking a little crispy over there, Mikey. Like some chicken-fried motherfucker. Well, may he never, ever rest in peace.”

Again with the eye holes. Apart from that, pretty good movie! Its always fun seeing michael just walk through anything and everything likes its nothing.

Halloween: Resurrection

2002

𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓 ★
★★★ Liked 1

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Halloween: Resurrection

2002

Lou (rhymes with wow!)
★★★ Liked 3

I don't think I ever saw this movie in its entirety. I might have even turned it off out of annoyance on my initial viewing. Today I had a much better time with it though, watching it with Michelle. I really enjoyed it actually. Sure it is silly and dumb and "bad", but at least it never commits the cardinal sin of being boring.

Busta Rhymes kung fu kicks Michael Myers in the face for fuck's sake.

Halloween: Resurrection

2002

Rafael "Mister Movie" Jovine
★★ Liked 21

Fuera de Serie: That Michael Myers, Looks Like A Kirk To Me

Finaly, I got to the film that has almost universally been voted the worst of the series. As a result, I expected worse - I expected to have to tie myself to a chair to avoid a fit of rage that would turn me into a maniac, I expected to end my life, I expected the worst. And well, this was less bad, but more ill-conceived. If there…

Halloween: Resurrection

2002

Josh Lewis
6

Ok but how is Busta Rhymes actually the best part of this?? Him roundhouse kicking Michael Myers while doing the kung fu yell (and then later going "trick-or-treat, motherfucker") is the only reason this even gets a star. The early 2000s were wild... "Michael Myers is not a soundbite, a spin-off, a tie-in" lmaaaoooo.

Piranha 3DD

2012

Fabian
½ 6

It's not like I wasn't expecting this to be absolute garbage, but my curiosity of how bad it could actually be got the better of me. If there is one thing this monstrosity achieved, it's that my iration of Alexandre Aja's Piranha increased significantly. This sequel simply underlines how easy it is for a natural horror/splatter film with sex comedy elements to end up unwatchable, but Aja's ability to infuse a grand-scale scenario with suspense and tension made it stand…

Night Swim

2024

jessica🐾
★★ 3

This is definitely a movie you release in January

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

1993

Jay Cinema
½ 15

Prep for Hooptober X

This was the only Friday film I hadn't seen until now, and I just want to thank my younger self for never subjecting me to this garbage.

No slasher film comes close to this in of how terrible it is. It's not even unoriginal, because it sure throws a lot of ideas at the wall. The problem is absolutely none of them stick, and so this instead just feels like it's padded to the brim…