THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU BOOGIE
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU DANCE

“Freddie Harris : Trick or treat, motherfucker”
“Freddie Harris : Hey Mikey! Happy Fuckin' Halloween!”
“Freddie Harris : Looking a little crispy over there, Mikey. Like some chicken-fried motherfucker. Well, may he never, ever rest in peace.”
Again with the eye holes. Apart from that, pretty good movie! Its always fun seeing michael just walk through anything and everything likes its nothing.
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I think tyra got her inspiration for ANTM here!
obviously this movie has glaring issues, it’s a cheap cheesy 2000’s slasher with bad music and bad acting… but honestly… if you can’t have fun with it you’re just boring!
the movie is absolutely a fun time and the found footage vibes here appeal to me so much! I love the concept of this film and it feels totally unique and refreshing. although it doesn’t have the feel of the halloween…
I don't think I ever saw this movie in its entirety. I might have even turned it off out of annoyance on my initial viewing. Today I had a much better time with it though, watching it with Michelle. I really enjoyed it actually. Sure it is silly and dumb and "bad", but at least it never commits the cardinal sin of being boring.
Busta Rhymes kung fu kicks Michael Myers in the face for fuck's sake.
Fuera de Serie: That Michael Myers, Looks Like A Kirk To Me
Finaly, I got to the film that has almost universally been voted the worst of the series. As a result, I expected worse - I expected to have to tie myself to a chair to avoid a fit of rage that would turn me into a maniac, I expected to end my life, I expected the worst. And well, this was less bad, but more ill-conceived. If there…
Ok but how is Busta Rhymes actually the best part of this?? Him roundhouse kicking Michael Myers while doing the kung fu yell (and then later going "trick-or-treat, motherfucker") is the only reason this even gets a star. The early 2000s were wild... "Michael Myers is not a soundbite, a spin-off, a tie-in" lmaaaoooo.
It's not like I wasn't expecting this to be absolute garbage, but my curiosity of how bad it could actually be got the better of me. If there is one thing this monstrosity achieved, it's that my iration of Alexandre Aja's Piranha increased significantly. This sequel simply underlines how easy it is for a natural horror/splatter film with sex comedy elements to end up unwatchable, but Aja's ability to infuse a grand-scale scenario with suspense and tension made it stand…
Prep for Hooptober X
This was the only Friday film I hadn't seen until now, and I just want to thank my younger self for never subjecting me to this garbage.
No slasher film comes close to this in of how terrible it is. It's not even unoriginal, because it sure throws a lot of ideas at the wall. The problem is absolutely none of them stick, and so this instead just feels like it's padded to the brim…