Congratulations to The Final Destination on becoming the sixth member of The Half Star Club
Reviews tagged ‘max’ by friends of Mads
2013
Congratulations to After Earth on becoming the third member of the half star club.
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2024
Brandy implying that she is too young to know about Veggie Tales is hilarious.
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2009
I ed the perfect nipple placement. However, I did not the redneck licking a porno and reminding a mannequin that it took his virginity. What a stupid, stupid movie.
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1979
I thought about turning this off for a large portion of the movie. It felt drab, convoluted, and pretentious but I knew it was now or never for me to watch it. After toughing it out and reflecting afterwards, I’m still very disappointed. I had high hopes with this being my first film from director Tarkovsky and I was under the impression this is his best work. I appreciate the cinematography, heavy dialogue, and complex messaging but this was too slow to keep me interested. A lot of it definitely went over my head but hopefully it’ll click for me next time.
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1999
I refuse to believe the director of Grave of the Fireflies made this unfinished student film.
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2024
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2016
Hearing Woody Harrelson say “be careful what you insta-google-tweet-face” in a goofy ass crime movie is a superb way to end the year.
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2003
After watching the 17 films from the Nightmare and Friday franchises combined, I can honestly say this is my least favorite. I had high expectations given its exciting crossover premise but this flat out sucks. The acting, writing, music, lighting, editing, and camerawork are so terrible at times that it often feels unintentionally hilarious. The fight and gore scenes are decent but this had so much more potential given its privileged opportunities of advanced technology and legendary storylines. Jason and Freddy…
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