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Eh fuck that, we’re calling you McLovin!

I’m convinced that this is the quickest 3hr movie ever. Every viewing of this is just as fun as the last. Something I really appreciated on this rewatch was how nice the costume design is, absolutely amazing outfits worn by Jordan!

Whoever posted an edit on TikTok making this look good should be sued for false ment. Emotionless, boring, stupid movie. Also one of the all time weirdest and most uncomfortable sex scenes ever. Would rather watch irreversible 4 more times before I watch this again.

I mean was there really any other heist movie before this came out? This whole thing balances style and substance so well it almost makes me emotional. It’s just so damn smooth, everything flows, it’s like drinking Hot Chocolate on a winter day.

Movie equivalent of when ur hb says “dude you gotta stop talking to that chick she’s a fucking psycho” and you hit him with the “you just gotta get to know her”.

A dude movie of all time. We need more guys like Oz in this world. Also I think as a society we seriously underplay the importance of male nicknames. I love me some cool nicknames “nova” “stiffmeister” added to the arsenal.

Yeah, this is pretty much what the last week of high school felt like.

Fuck the critics, this movie is great, funny, original and a true masterpiece of male friendship. If you aren’t willing to stay back in time and exploit your knowledge of the future to get your boys rich, what kind of friend are you anyway. Soundtrack here slaps so hard.

Man poor Jack always had his wife nagging at him when he was just tryna write his book. WE yes WE understand the validity of his crashout 🥀

Love sure is a beautiful thing now isn’t it?

Kam Patterson killed it!

Man don’t we all miss the times of cultured hazing, underage drinking, and just general disrespect to all human beings of any creed color or sexual orientation

Watch party in class was so freaking fun

Superman gave Lois the super-dih.

This is filmed like a very mature goosebumps episode

An experimental masterpiece.

I’ve always really enjoyed this film. Super good and fun, a great Superman too, cavil rocks.

The all-time horniest tennis movie ever made

The first genuinely good marvel film, in a long LONG time. It’s very heartfelt, feels genuine, and has a great story. Yelena and Bob could be the power couple of a century.

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Hugh Grant killed it here! (Literally)

Nolan ur the goat fr.

Slow burn, but not a bad watch at all. Very technical, very dialogue driven. I really loved the third act. French prison gotta fuckin suck.

Honestly not a bad film. It’s nonsensical, stupid, completely ignores all logic, and really just doesn’t work. But id be lying if i said I didn’t have fun with this. Batman is a huge asshole in this, he hates Superman for no reason and kills people.

I relate more a more to Nick as I age. All time scumbag performance by Affleck. “You really should go” and then baby grips a nip in mouth. Talk about fuckin cinema.

Keanu Reeves is a huge 2nd amendment advocate

I’m not mad just disappointed. The raid 1&2 for me are genre defining masterpieces, and to wait this long for something so sloppy is a let down. The action is solid don’t get me wrong, Gareth Evan’s can direct THE HELL out of some action. But most of the action feels silly and unrealistic taking away from the fun of the film. An Uzi has infinite bullets. Automatic glocks never need a mag change. And don’t even get me started on revolvers, they have 6 BULLETS IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER AND NEVER NEED A RELOAD! Anyways my main gripe with this film is that the dialogue kinda sucks and the story is just lame. Less talkie more fighty, this movie could’ve been something great.

“Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube.”

The ending dialogue between Bruce and Rachel is something emotional to me and it’s super underrated in of scenes from the trilogy. Best story is the trilogy and it gets better and better with every rewatch.

Why do we fall sir?
So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.

Best aerial stunt in the past decade. Best MI film. Henry Cavil is a man’s man. Periodt.

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One of the all time funniest scenes is when the Black Panthers, Pimps, and Black Dynamite are sitting in a diner and discussing obscure Greek and Roman mythology to come to the conclusion that Anaconda malt liquor is a government program to shrink black penises.

What a vibe, just bros being bros, a nice black trans am, and a bunch of machismo energy.

Dude Ryan Coogler is a munch. There is so much box-eating conversation in this.

Probably my personal favorite of the TDK trilogy but honestly the whole trilogy is perfect. I love this movie. It’s stupid as hell sometimes, but I love it. I when I was little and my dad taking me to the IMAX viewing of this opening day and how much I lived feeling my seat rumble with every explosion, hit, or gunshot. The ending of this also never fails to get me a little emotional.

Tbh a very tough watch. The script is silly, stupid and pretty fuckin unbearable at times. But hey a woman getting flattened by a roller and watching Nick Nolte go feral in a 8mm sex tape was funny as all hell.

I had to subtract half a star alone because I had to go through hell to find this. Another solid short paired back to back with locks was nice. Coogler fest b4 sinners ‼️

A cute short story that has no words and solid visual filmmaking

A triumph of wills. A true unflinching display of determination. John Wick’s relates to Sisyphus as he constantly has more and more obstacles in his way. But does he quit? Fuck no. Why? Because he’s a bonafide badass with a chip on his shoulder. Honestly fuck movies like Pursuit of Happiness (this is a joke btw), this is a true inspiration story. John Wick has a back of titanium in this, he’s took 2 building falls and 7 car hits in a 3 year span. Cinema, absolute silly, kick ass, all killer no filler, cinema. I literally loved this.

An all time funny ass movie. Poor Gerry had the craziest fall off of all time.

Holy fucking shit, this is cinema. A 2hr all gas’s no breaks talent show of the triumphs of man’s will. I love how this one just so fluidly picks up right from the end of the second film and kicks into adrenaline overdrive in the first 10 minutes. The sequences here and set pieces are unmatched. The unified malinois attacks in Casablanca will never not be absolute class. I also really enjoy the story of this film as it really plays well into the 2nd and also gives a ton of interesting world development. A blessing for action fans worldwide.

While it takes a bit to pick up it’s still a great fun action flick that has a slight edge on the first entry. Everything here is very polished and the world building is sick. Also what a great ending resolution.

I truly think that this film changed the landscape for action cinema. More specifically the usage of firearms in fight scenes. I saw this on release when I was 7 and I being pretty floored by the double taps and how clean everything felt. Also the vibes on these films are pretty dope. Better than I but I’m even more excited to continue because I feel like they mature and get even better as they go.

Honestly this was a very unexpected surprise and emotional rollercoaster for me. Honestly THE BEST BREAKUP MOVIE for men. Chuck Barris to most can be seen as a crazy ass, but to me in this film I found him to be the most relatable and really likable person. Sam Rockwell does so well here, also has a surprising amount of scenes with his ass cheeks exposed.

Super cool sequences in this one. Really enjoy the whole opera scene, big fan of disguised weapons. Also if you can hold your breath during that one scene you should become a navy seal. Tom Cruise is too cool I hate it.

Benji is the hard carry here. Great film and the series just gets better and better as it goes!

Okay, whenever it’s doing its thing with the action, it’s pretty fucking sick. But whenever it’s not, it’s sloppy and boring. Definitely enjoyed this but wish that it had a little less filler and a little more killer.

Horrible CGI here. The alien at one point is fully green

“40 miles of rough road”
-James Cameron describing this film

There have been alien films. There have been thrillers. There have been horror films. There have been snowy mysteries. But there is truly nothing like this film. This movie is incredible. The pure cinema aspect of everything and the wonderful filmmaking make this story so compelling. The production design here is wonderful and crafted so perfectly down to every last detail. You have practical and effects in other films, and then you have practical effects in this film. The visual effects are probably the best practical effects ever done and nobody will ever come close. John Carpenters masterpiece!

Kind of drags heavy in the first half but gosh that second half is wonderful. Ridley is gonna win 2 truths and a lie for the next like 100 years.

Likely the most hopeless alien film. It’s a bunch of fun and has a good creepy ass ending. Michael Fassbender gives me the creeps and has an awesome performance. Also Danny McBride in an Alien film is always shocking to me.

Updated constantly & in semi-alphabetical order, my love for film is everything. Films ever since I was little have provided an escape for me and I will always be grateful for them. While I think most films are good this list perfectly captures my all time favorites and the films that I think about the most.

1. Aliens
2. Apocalypse Now
3. Avatar: The Way of Water
4. Basic Instinct
5. Barry Lyndon
6. Batman Begins
7. Blackhat
8. Bram Stoker's Dracula
9. Casino
10. City of God

...plus 60 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

I hate the sequels so much

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
3. Return of the Jedi
4. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
5. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
6. Star Wars
7. Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
8. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
9. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
10. Solo: A Star Wars Story

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A very specific sub-genre and movies that I think fit

• American Pie
• American Pie 2
• American Wedding
• American Reunion
• Superbad
• Very Bad Things
• Swingers
• High Fidelity
• Tomcats
• Saving Private Ryan

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• No Country for Old Men
• The Dark Knight
• Inglourious Basterds
• I Saw the Devil
• The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
• Django Unchained
• The Wolf of Wall Street
• The Raid 2
• Blackhat
• Moonlight

...plus 9 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.