"Everybody's got a fetish."

Advertising agents are mistaken for lovers by a notorious couple killing masked slasher who comes to town on Valentine's Day. Well shot, gory, funny, and some romance thrown in for good measure. This cute flick is perfect for a sleepover with the girls or a hardened horror fiend smoking ganja in the basement.

Moments of Interest:
* Fun opening
* Hallmark coffee shop scene
* Hallmark shopping montage
* Carousel
* Drive-in
* Puke
* Hallmark ending

Recommended Double Feature:
Valentine (2001)

A group of frumpy white guys and a blonde girl kill each other in the woods while Bruce Wills sits, leans, smokes cigars, and eats psychoactive berries. Laughable dialog, cringy effects, glaring body doubles, stupid characters, overuse of male makeup, lazy action, and continuous buffoonery.

"Dude, where are you going?"

When a group of rude hipsters try to gentrify a redneck ghost town, they set loose a 73-year-old maniac who makes CGI erupt from peoples' bodies. An absurd horror flick with a mess of unintelligible social commentary that literally throws its heritage into the trash. No substance - just a procession of farcical events and laughable hair cuts.

Highlights Include:
* Exposition TV show
* "Look at me, I am the grandma now."
* Great Value "Laurie Strode"
* "Shitter's full"
* Texas Greyhound CGI Massacre
* Free Willy leap
* Self-driving finale

Recommended Double Feature:
Demigod (2021)