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2001

★★★★½ Rewatched 16 May 2025

goated

2025

★★★★ Watched 13 May 2025

i have nothing clever to say but i liked it very much!!! surprisingly funny and whimsical at times, although i'm not sure what i was expecting. i really need to stop buying pretzels at the movie theater bc i almost gagged. that's 0 for 2. next time i'll wear my cargos so i can sneak in my own soft pretzel. seriously let's get it together. how can you make a pretzel taste like metal and meat at the same time whilst exhibiting textures of both sog and stale.

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2014

★★★★½ Watched 04 Oct 2024

if that bald headed bitch ever laid a hand on me in jazz band rehearsal I would palm his shiny head like a basketball and then shoot a three pointer

2014

★★★★½ Watched 13 Sep 2024

maybe my favorite watch of the year so far tbh 😭

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