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Sawa deez

just a much better movie than the live action in 20 fewer minutes. who guessed i would cry on the plane, raise your hand 🙋🏻

Richard Ayoade did not play a character in this. He played Fidel Castro if Fidel Castro was Richard Ayoade.

Who knew that , India, and Japan were an unshakable triumvirate?

Momentarily entertaining if I had to simplify this one.

This was made far worse by rewatching the original last week. The main issue I have is the MI is typically awesome because the stunts are plausible, well-thought out, and wicked cool. And that is true of most of the series. But this one, ehh. The continued issues of modern action movies persist: unnecessary flashing images, lack of conversation/dialogue, flat (and generally pointless) characters, and drawn out sequences that leave no room for the audience to breath. Also where was the main theme in the entirety of this movie? Credit’s don’t count.

May I one day have the self-confidence to stand in front of a strange creature on an island filled with deadly dinosaurs and laugh at it for being stupid. 

Fucking Nedry 🙄

Wildly long framing for The Interlude, which let's be honest, was the best part of the entire movie and clearly meant to be the main plot and not a side quest.

Nic Cage Masterclass omfg he’s so damn funny. Scrap the corny narrator and some straight to dvd humor and this is lowkey one of the funniest movies ever.

it was funny but man people in the theater were GUFFAWING

"what the fuuuuck..?"
I literally had a conversation with my wife last night about how we need to go on more adventures.. thank god I wasn't listening to Slipknot at the time too