Wow, realizing I had no idea what these movies are about. Maybe I was thinking of Night Of The Living Dead? I don't know! Haven't seen that one either!
So, yeah, the ancient cursed book in Evil Dead Rise has some precedence. Not merely a trope. The more you know.
Bruce Campbell with the charisma of a 10 pound bag of rice. Couple scenes of him watching literal horror taking place in front of him and he is just chilling.
Oh brother, am I gonna need to watch Evil Dead 2 now? Likely!
I fell asleep during this movie before any of the horror stuff happened (sorry Brandon), so I’m forgoing a rating for now, but what I did see I really liked. Very Star Trek: TNG (and those of you who know me know I LOVE tng)—very peaceful at the beginning which is part of why I ed tf out. When I woke up, though, the room was bathed in strobing lights and that was very jarring and unnecessary and dare I…
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THIS MOVIE IS FOR THE REAL BIOLOGY ENTHUSIASTS OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I did have some qualms with some of the terminology used, ie. “virus” as a descriptor for xenomorphs (and I feel like the word “evolution” might have been thrown around in ways it shouldn’t have been but I can’t exactly when that happened). And again, just like in Prometheus, none of these mfs know SHIT about pathogen mitigation, and that annoys me a bit. As some of you know,…
I wish I had watched the original first but what can you do. This movie was so beautiful in a way that reminded me of Dune and I will certainly be watching it again after I’ve seen the original alien movies. Nobody in this film knows shit about quarantine btw what is up with that and also that biologist was such a fake ass life enthusiast bc me personally? If I was going on a mission to space and I…
they messed up and made ben affleck tolerable
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A zombie movie that’s actually really scary. It’s literally just the atmosphere, and I’m terrified the entire time.
There’s so much to love here. I love how Jim’s fear of being left behind and alone morphs into a need to fight for the ones he cares for. He’s character who is slow and falling behind the entire movie, whether that be not waking up until 28 days later, being unwilling to kill at first or even just not being able…
I understand why they endorsed someone making an official one of these, because if they didn’t someone eventually would’ve done it anyway, but it’s kind of pointless.
Homework for 28 Years Later
It tells you something that with a cast which includes Jeremy Renner, Robert Carlyle, Rose Byrne, Imogen Poots, and Idris Elba the best bit features none of them and instead is a helicopter mowing down a horde of zombies with its blades. This is not the genre character piece which the first one was.
I’ve lived in London for almost a decade so am very used to seeing parts of my city destroyed at this point, but I think this…
Look, I KNOW David is a really bad dude, but how can I hate a guy who loves Lawrence of Arabia?
I was wrong, it’s one of those silly fireplace recording things with the occasional character showing up. No thanks.
Homework for the live action remake
