Not even entertainingly bad

This is far more explicable once you realize it's basically a variety revue with some Star Wars window dressing. It's still nowhere near good- I'm not subjecting myself to The Brady Bunch Hour or Pink Lady and Jeff for a reason- but it's at least comprehensible, and not just the Quaalude fueled fever dream of a loose cannon CBS exec with nothing left to lose.
Honey, I Shrunk the Watchlist! Challenge 2024
Progress: 32/35
21: Watch the movie that was released the earliest
"If in this work we have conveyed to the mind the ravages of war to the end that war may be held in abhorrence, this effort will not have been in vain."
Fuck all the way off with that shit. It’s incredible how little propaganda has changed in over a century. At its core, it’s always a victimhood narrative used to justify…
Fucking terrible. Put this on if you want to torture someone.
HISTWC2024 XXXIII: Watch the oldest movie nominated for an Academy Award in any category
I don't fucking care
this is a test of endurance and willpower to get to the end and see the dunkaccino bit
Honey, I Shrunk the Watchlist Challenge 2024
Prompt 6: The lowest rated movie on your watchlist.
This gave me a damn headache.
did kyle really reference top gun and think i wouldn't notice lmao...
this takes me back to when i was 10 and still lived in poland and had a friend obsessed with creepypasta who'd always drop lore about slender man and we even had a forest in our school yard called 'slender man's' and everybody was scared as hell of it lmaoo those good old days. i miss that time so much
oh my god…
i genuinely can’t understand the hype around this movie. it felt like two hours of incoherent rambling, bizarre imagery, and endless tension with no real payoff. the black-and-white cinematography feels more like a gimmick than a stylistic choice, and the film is so intentionally obscure that it comes off as pretentious. the dialogue and grating sound design only add to the frustration. i wanted to enjoy this movie after all the good things i’ve heard, but it was just exhausting and confusing with no clear narrative or message. watching this felt like a chore, not an experience.
An exercise in patience testing, Blubberella barely counts as a movie. A complete and utter embarrasment for everyone involved; even the minds behind Disaster Movie couldn't conjure up something this bad.
Easily one of the worst things I've ever seen. I know Boll's films aren't exactly the seal of quality (unless we count Postal, in which ironically he's the only person who could have made it) but holy fuck dude.
Honey, I Shrunk the Watchlist! 2024
Film 15/35 - Watch the movie that is the shortest.
Thank god I don't have kids because if I did then I feel like this is the type of movie that they'd force me to watch over and over and over again with them for weeks on end and honestly I don't wanna be putting up with this shit again.
my obsession with courtney eaton has taken me places i wouldn't go with a gun
watching this edit 381 times would've been more entertaining
honey i shrunk the watchlist 2024 #6: rated lowest (23/35)