Devon Patron

Favorite films

  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Wings of Desire
  • House

All
  • Wolf Guy

    ★★★★½

  • Suture

    ★★★★½

  • The Snow Queen

    ★★★★★

  • I Married a Strange Person!

    ★★★★½

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Mommy Don't Cry, Daddy Is Sorry

2025

½ Watched

Like what the fuck? No seriously how the fuck do I even begin to describe this movie? I guess I could describe this as a Lifetime movie on bath salts or a soap opera on crystal meth but that would only be scratching the surface.

When Martin Scorsese infamously said the MCU wasn't cinema I disagreed with him. I agreed with basically everything else he said in that article but on a purely semantic level I do believe that the…

The Snow Queen

1986

★★★★★ Liked Watched

All due respect to Disney's Frozen but does it have Bava lighting, a set piece reminiscent of Kenneth Anger, a musical number performed by anachronistic, post-apocalyptic Mad Max bandits and a psychedelic Obayashi-esque climax? I rest my case.

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Man

2012

½ 1

Steve Cutts: The environment is being destroyed because man bad!

Me: Don't you mean because of capitalism?

Steve Cutts: No because MAN BAD!!!

This guy creates NFTs now BTW.

Love Lies Bleeding

2024

★★★★★ Liked 4

A horny, tense, heartfelt and absolutely batshit crime thriller that feels like someone put Bound, Titane and an eighties DePalma flick into a blender! Kristen Stewart is fantastic and this is a star making role for Katy O'Brian while Ed Harris is fantastically creepy basically playing a David Lynch villain. The cinematography is wonderfully grimy and sweaty and both the synth score and soundtrack are fantastic. I think this is the first time I've heard a Throbbing Gristle needle drop in a film! Also the ending is insane with one moment causing me to literally scream "oh my God! Holy shit!" out loud in the theater.