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Slasher movies that I will watch (5/7) I think I have a migraine after that climax damn. The Texas Chainsaw massacre is great. It's a very macabre slasher and I gotta be honest I loved the family dynamic it was weirdly charming. And it kept it interesting unlike Friday the 13th. Great movie 8.9/10 yes this isn't a very detailed review because the climax drained all my energy. The audio could basically be summed up as the family talking to each other and constant screaming. I'm surprised that girl didn't go hoarse because she was a scream machine. Do I blame her though? No. I mean what would you react like.
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Doggy discrimination will not be tolerated ever. If you ever hurt a dog the punishment should be the electric chair.
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Slasher movies that I will watch (4/7) Jeez I didn't expect one of the classics to be so mid. Friday the 13th is boring. Their I said it. It's a boring film where nothing intresting of note happens. The only reason this review isn't a two and a half is because of the ending where Jason pulls the final survivor into the lake. That was funny and earned itself an extra half star. But otherwise really mid 7.1/10 The classic outfit doesn't even appear here. I came into this movie expecting Jasons mom to be geared up and ready to kill. And it didn't even do that like come on. Really hoping that The Texas Chainsaw Massacre isn't as disappointing.
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Slasher movies that I will watch (3/7) that was one freaky horror movie. But it also is competing for the highest rated on this list and if it wins then i might just say that it deserves it. Great cinematography and effects. The twist was unexpected but nice. The Slashers were a nice change of pace. I've talked to my dad at one point about slasher movies and he said that ones you've seen one slasher movie you've seen them all. Which I can see what he means because the first thing you think when you hear the term slasher is some guy with a mask carrying a weapon like a knife a machete or something like that. Which has been the case for every slasher movie on this list so far until this one. Great film 9.8/10 now listenm. I'm not easily disturbed by gore except for a few exceptions. And stepping on a god damn nail is one of those exceptions.
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Slasher movies that I will watch (2/7) I swear to god I know this movie is some type of cliché. I don't know if this movie started it but there is one. But this movie was alright. But I swear the killer is so extra for no reason. This killer spends more time teasing his victims than actually killing them. Also what was that ending? Was it the same guy? Like I don't know maybe they just should have had a happy ending. It was fine 7.6/10 the ability to call the police is crazy. Like I get why they didn't call the police but accidentally killing a guy with your car is one thing. Doing that but then throwing his body into the ocean is another. Like atleast you've got hope with the first one but the second ones getting you thrown into a cell for sure.
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Slasher movies that I will watch (1/7) yep I'm trying out lists again. Hopefully I don't abandon it like the superman list. Maybe I'll try finishing that list out one day. Anyways Heart Eyes was alot of fun. I really wanted to rate it higher but I can't rate it any higher without it feeling wrong. I can understand people not really liking it though. But when you're watching it don't expect a very serious horror movie. Go in expecting a slasher meets rom-com movie. Good movie 7.9/10 honestly there's a very easy way to avoid being killed bye heart eyes. Just don't go out on valentine's day. I mean what are you missing out on anyways? It would probably be more surprising to not do a surprise one valentine's day anyhow.
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Horror comedy at its peak. Sometimes movies deserve to be put in the hall of fame. This is one of those movies. 10/10 the Scene where Mooney is turned into a human puppet was surprisingly creepy considering this is a comedy. "Don't worry Dave. All we gonna do is kill ya." Is a peak scene tho.
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"I am the writing on the walls. I'm the sweet smell of blood on the street. The buzz that echoes in the alleyways. They will say I shed innocent blood. You are far from innocent, but they'll say you were. That's all that matters. Tell... everyone." This quote encapsulates this movie. If you don't get what this quote represents then you don't get this movie. Easy 10/10 no funny ending joke because this movies to brilliant for that.
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A pretty solid watch. I was actually pretty surprised on how much childs play held up. Brad Dourif played Chucky perfectly. In fact all of the actors did a good job. Sometimes slasher movies fall into the trap of the killers being one of the only good part of the movie but this movie doesn't have that problem. Might start watching the Chucky movies in order 8.7/10 Could Andy be charged as an accomplice? Because what six year old kid goes to a random address because a doll tells them too. HOW DOES HE EVEN KNOW ABOUT ADDRESSES? Andy needs to be investigated because naivety as an excuse can only go so far.
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Watched this because I heard the new one was trash. Lilo and Stitch is a pretty beautifully animated film. Stitches character growth is pretty nice. Also love the ending where Nani, Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, and Pleakly, all become a family. Bubbles also looks like he became an uncle which is adorable and isn't really talked about that much. Great film 9.8/10 PLEAKLYS CROSS DRESSING CANNOT BE SILENCED!!!!!!!!
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Back to back peak is crazy. I love the way Sinners uses Vampires. Just very polite monsters. Very good movie 10/10 Remnick: we ALL value equality here.
The two people who were litteraly Klansmen: Now it might seem CRAZY what I'm bouta sayyyy-
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Omg they did it. They created the perfect final destination movie. Bloodlines takes the best part of every movie in the series and puts it together to create a masterpiece peice. The weakest death in this movie is either Howard or Darlen. And there still very good deaths! And that Mri scene LORD HAVE MERCY. They did Erik BRUTAL. and the best part They didn't do what two did at the end where they saved the main characters! If I could frame this on a wall I would 20/10 Fly high Tony Todd you were to beautiful for this world.
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"IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM SO ALIVE" that song finally makes you realize what Gabe was. Greif. Unresolved Grief personified into a version of their son they never got to see. This musical is just simply amazing. It a wonderful take on mental health and if you've never seen it see it. It's free on pbs.com. watch it NOW. 10/10 Dr. Madden: Come back please some more treatment might help. proceeds to recommend her the same treatment that zapped away 19 years of her life.
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This entire movie is brilliant. I have no words. I'm so glad I watched this on my birthday. Like god This movie is a ride. 10/10 most unexpected plot twist ever
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I don't knowing what it is about me but I just love fun campy action movies. That everyone seems to hate for some reason.
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After rewatching this my new favorite part is the chemistry between Peter Ray And Egon. "Okay I'm opening the trap now! don't look directly at the trap!" "Ray I looked at the trap."
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This is a pretty great movie. I mean terminator is a classic for a reason. Pretty stellar affects for it's time too. Maybe Kyle's character and overall acting could have been improved. Also when the terminator just goes full robot it did look a little dumb at first. But still overall great 8.8/10 Imagine if Reese survived and somehow got back to the future and then had to explain to John what he did with his mother.
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*sigh* fine I guess I'll say it. Dujuor means family *proceeds to throw up*
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This wasn't as good as scream 2 but it was still pretty good. One of my main complaints though is that they did kinda reverse all of the character development Gale and Dewey had in scream 2. But it comes back pretty soon so you forget about it. 7.8/10 Just gotta be honest Gale would probably be universally hated if she existed in real life. Yknow for financially benefiting from the murders and stuff.
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Damn starkid really out did itself with this musical. Wonderful puppets and props. Cool twist om the Cinderella story. Just a great musical overall. 9/10 Sir Hoppsallot being the best character in the show is crazy.
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Atleast this willy Wonka isn't a totally mad psychopath. Just a casual psychopath.
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"Are there any good sequels?" Ok ill tell ya one Scream 2. Awesome affects good plot twist and and a 8.9/10 review. Bye Mickey damn I love that guy.
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This was a big step up from four. It didn't feel like it only had cool deaths and it actually tried to tell a story. And it did that decently. The twist with it being a prequel to final destination 1 was fun too. Can't wait for bloodlines 8.1/10 minus one point because Tom Cruise was in it.
Edit: I have been informed that Tom Cruise wasn't actually in final destination 5. The actor just played him in a different movie. In my defense every source I looked at said that he was "known as Tom Cruise" which is really weird wording considering that Tom Cruise is a real person. So adding 1 point back but not removing the hashtag because fuck Tom Cruise.
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Overall this was fun but I do feel liks the final destination kinda gets a little to over reliant on its extreme deaths. Feels like they just really wanted to get into the crazy death scenes that they just kinda forget to add that much of a storyline. Also feel like they were leaning into edgy territory with its visions throughout the film. Also feels like they ditched the whole order of deaths thing mostly cause most of the movies tried doing something different. But this movie kinda stole what the second movie did but with cgi. Not as good as the others 6.5/10 I love how they just credited the racist guy as "racist". thats crazy like that guy was really planting a cross in George's yard like that's crazy.
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"I'm making school safe one job at a time" so grooming a kid into selling you weed is making schools safe?
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To enjoy this movie there's one rule you have to follow: don't take anything seriously. What would my rating be? I feel like this movie defies ratings. I know I've said this about a lot of movies but I'm actually telling the truth this time. So this gets a Mincraft/10 Jason Mamoa Jack Black's Steve's Ender rod.
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Frankie's death was the best part prove me wrong.
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That ending was fowl. Death was getting more fowl in this movie jesus. Also I like Kimberly more then Alex because unlike Alex Kimberly wasn't being fucking stupid throughout the entire movie. Alex somehow was able to frame himself in every way possible. Was at every crime scene and when he was questioned he acted like a fucking seriel killer. Talking about "everything has a pattern to it" him not getting arrested somehow was the most unrealistic part about the first final destination.
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This is a really good movie the character need a little more depth but the action and kills keep this movie fun. 7.9/10 Alex trying not to frame himself challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
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Is this a perfect movie? No. Is this a perfect horror film. No. But guess what? I don't care. The fnaf movie was just mostly made for the fans. And as a fnaf fan I love it. Especially the ending with William I'm sorry that's just so hype. "I'll always come back" might not make sense for the movie but God damn it I love it. Watched this in theaters with my sister and we both loved it. Coryxkenshin and matpat showing up was just so fun. It gets a Freddy's/10 balloon boy was the scariest part about this movie dear lord.
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I deadass think that Charlie and Grandpa Joe were supposed to fly into that fan but when they didn't Wonka decided to drop his entire company on Charlie to escape the legal fines the company was gonna have after the events in the movie happened. Also those children are dead. Literally 2 out of 4 of those kids went into the incinerator. And the other two were juiced and stretched like GOD. And the way the Oompa Loompas tried to justify the crimes and violations in that tour were crazy. "The kid was fat and ate like an elephant so he deserved to be put in the incinerator" "that kid Chewed like a cow and was a little rude so they deserve to be juiced" "that kid watched to much TV so he deserved to be stretched like taffy should have read a book" the only one that was kinda justifiable was Varuca but still Jesus. 8/10 speaking of people who kill Children in various horrible ways I should probably rewatch the fnaf movie.
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Most iconic movie ever. And let's be honest everyone. We all act like like we're all mature adults. But deep down we're all goofy goobers. Yeah now let's Rock out. DAVID HASSELHOFF/10 they didn't need to make the shell city scene so sad. I almost cried. Yeah almost (I say crying just thinking about it)
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What if Trump tried to colonize space? But seriously Mickey 17 is a really good movie. I really liked how they explored the ethics of cloning. I also liked how it showed the hypocrisy of the Trump Campaign through the allegory of Kenneth Marshall and the expendables program. Shout out to Andy For watching this with me 10/10 I realized half way through that Timo was played by Steven Yeun. I only realized when I listened to his voice and went "IS THAT [Invcible title card]"
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Stan Lee as Fred's dad will always be the best twist in cinema history. Stan Lee/10 that score transcends time itself.
Edit: damn it James. Like I'm not not mad just disappointed.
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I don't care that most of the reviews are negative I actually liked this movie. Do I think most of the new spongebob media is garbage? Yes. Do I think both of the other movies in the same style should be thrown into hell? Also yes. But this movie was really fun. Is it better than the earlier movies. Eeeeeh probably not. But this is a fun watch. Probably would have been better if both Karen and Plankton won at the end. Like cmon spongebob doesn't have a continuity JUST LET THEM DESTROY THE WORLD GOD DAMN IT. "at bikini bottom in the bottom of the ocean- ILL REMOVE YOUR VOCAL CORDS AND DROP KICK YOU ONTO THE SURFACE IF YOU DONT STOP SINGING THAT GARBAGE SONG! 7.9/10 "IM GONNA RISE UP LIKE A HURRICANE TAKE YOUR FINAL BREATH AWAY!" now that's a song! Take notes litteraly everyone else in bikini bottom.
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Now was I raving about how batshit crazy some of the stuff in this movie is? Yes because this movie took ALOT of liberties with the story of Pinocchio. I hopped into this movie completely blind and was just shocked. like the fact that a big factor of this movie is fascism and Nazis was something I did NOT expect. There's a whole plot line about how Pinocchio can die but he just comes back. And the Nazis wanna put him into a youth program and make him the perfect soldier. Oh yeah and I didn't mention the fact that there's a whole UNDERWORD with a god of death that tells him every time he dies he takes longer to come back. The whale that swallow Gipetto is actually just a sea monster. Yeah like a lot of stuff is different but honestly this movie is so good. The character development is top tier. For example Sebastian (this movies Jiminy Cricket) starts off as kind of an asshole who only cares for himself. I mean he made his house out of a burial tree of a dead kid and when he saw the dead kids father crying outside he just said "well that sucks back to writing I guess". But by the end he grows to care for Pinocchio and uses the wish the biblically accurate angel, god, spirit thing, granted him if he led Pinocchio on the right path to bring him back to life. And what I just said doesn't even cover the rest of the stuff this movie is great. Strongly recommend watching this 10/10 the way this movie just went "THE BOMBS DROPPED ON THE CHURCH. GIPETTO SEES THE PINECONE HIS SON TOOK ROLL OUT OF THE FIREY BUILDING. HE PLANTING THE PINECONE BEHIND HIS SONS GRAVE. HE WOULD WALLOW IN HIS OWN GRIEF FOR YEARS NEVER BEING ABLE TO RECOVER FROM THE LOSS OF HIS ONLY SON. and this is where I come in the talking cricket. :D" was crazy.
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Damn first time I've disagreed with Schaffrillas since like I don't know Turbo? And even then I think I was wrong about Turbo it was a dumb movie. But no I stand bye this point whole heartedly that How to Train Your Dragon 2 is a big improvement to the first movie. And I also think it is an example on how sequels should be done. 1 don't start at the ending of the first movie. Atleast add like a one year time gap. Because then you can show how things changed in that time gap like in this movie where they show how now they have stuff like dragon training, Fire Proofing, and how the character have change like how Hiccup is now exploring the world and building new things like his flying suit. Also really like the dynamic between Astrid and hiccup they bounce off eachother really well. Oh where was I? Oh yes and a bad example of this is the sequel to cloudy with a chance of meatballs where they immediately start at the end if the first one and now there's this scientist who is apparently Flints idol that he never mentioned in the first one? Like that's a horrible way to start a sequel LITTERALY NOTHINGS CHANGED. I also like the fact that they built more on the movie like the new villain Draco who is seeking to conquer all dragons. His character adds more steaks to the story and I like that. Also Hiccups mom being found and he apparently got the dragon trainer gene from her. Like one of my main complaints for how to train your dragon 1 was that it felt to simple. Like to short cut or something like it needed a little more. And a sequel should always add more to the story no rehashing old lessons and stuff. Alot of bad sequels do that and that's what ruins them most of the time. Loved it 9.8/10 I also like how they show the connections the citizens of burk have with their dragons near the end of the movie. I don't know it's just wholesome to me y'know?
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Damn they treat Hiccup like dogshit in the first half like I get he's not strong or know how to fight dragons but DAMN.
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I don't think I could add that many things to the conversation so my overall thought is great show and a great spin on the magical girl narrative.
10/10 Note: if a magical cat thing approaches you offering you a wish in exchange for becoming a magical girl say no and then drop kick it into the sun. Wait don't I have to be a teenage girl for that to happen? Eeeeeeeeh just in case.
For some reason when I first heard the narration I was like "TOBEY MAGUIRE?" and then I found out that it was Aaron Taylor Johnson and also that I'm just stupid. But good movie some raunchy humor that I didn't like but as the movie went on It stopped and honestly good riddens. Also Nickolas Cages acting was a little awkward when he played "Big Daddy" but I think it was purposeful so I'll forgive it. I thought the Friends were gonna play a bigger role but they really don't maybe they should have made them do something for the story. But otherwise good movie. 9.1/10
One of Dave's friends talking about hit girl: Oh she's hot i might save myself for HER.
Me: PEDOPHILE ALERT PEDOPHILE ALERT 🚨WOOO WOOO🚨 CALL THE POLICE👮♂️👮♂️👮♂️👮♀️👮♀️👮♀️🚔🚔🚔🚔
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Literally one of those movies that has something alot of animated movies don't have nowadays: a soul. This movie is beautiful I wish I could've watched this in theaters. I like the progression of Roz like in the beginning of the movie her voice sounds metallic and fake. But slowly as the movie goes on it gets deeper toned and more emotional like a mother's voice. Also the humor is right up my alley. Most of the time animated humor is just kinda eeeeeeh. Like it's enjoyable but you aren't like cackling. But when Fink just drop kicked bright bill I was Genuinely laughing my ass off. 10/10 People might think that the raccoons playing with Rozes Inner parts is hilarious. But honestly just replace Roz with an actual human being and DAMN. Like just imagine a Raccon riding your pelvis like its a horse. A Raccoon trying to rip out your nerves with its teeth. one of them is just frolicking around with your intestines. Not so funny now eh?
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If any movie were to cause the opinion that the love triangle trope is just a will they won't they with some guy in the corner going "that should be me" it's this movie. Also those children in the present day should shut up and listen to the god damn story. Jeez it's like there competing for the "worlds most drop kickable Children" award everytime they speak like damn. 9/10 loved this. Also can we like stop comparing this to Coco. Like yeah there both Movies that take place in Mexico about the day of the dead. But Coco main theme is mostly about family and The book of life is mostly about love.
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Yknow what? Hell yeah this was good. I'm not gonna make this review long because I'm sick but good music good comedy and and any movie that kidnaps Jack Black is a good movie. 10/10 Sheldon Cooper is a very manly muppet.
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Didn't really think I would find this on Letterboxed but since I did I would like to share my thoughts on it.
Parasyte is a great anime. It's story is great most of the character are fun and interesting to watch. The Parasytes are a great monster that invoke many interesting questions about humanity and Shinichi is such a great protagonist and we all love Migi. But I do still have a few Critiques that I would like to share.
-Skip ALL of the sexual jokes in the early episodes of the anime. There never funny there weird. But they stop around episode 3 or 4 and thank god for that. They weren't funny and it was always Migi doing the weird stuff. Migi was a freak in the early episodes.
-Murono needed something to make her intresting. Hana had her ability to sense Parasytes and met Shinichi in a more interesting way. Honestly even the girl Shinichi Meets after his mom Died had more chemistry. I think she just needed more involvement in the plot. I think she should have found out at one point that Shinichi was half parasyte. I guess you could say that moment in the end was a confession but there wasn't that much of a reaction on Murono end. Or at least one that was interesting. Like she just needed something ya know?
But overall my criticism didn't affect my enjoyment of the show that much. Its a very strong recommendation from me. Planning on watching Parasyte the Grey next hope it's good.
Great horror Si-Fi anime 8.9/10 Shinichi had the best cut when he was depressed. No other cut he had compares there all boring. Man I wish my hair would look that good whenever im deppressed.
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That Gnome was having a little TOO much fun with that charger.
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AAAUAAAAAAUAUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Sorry didn't know how to start this but this movie is Spectacular. Just loved it. Music goes hard. Wizard acting like he'd be a good father even though he's literally trying to use his daughter is crazy. 9.8/10 Wizard of Oz? Naw we got Donald of Trump land. Like he talks and sounds like Donald Trump. Also I do not care what you say Glinda even by the end was racist. I'm not talking about Elpaba I'm talking about how she sees animals. "But she changed her name for Dillanlock" oh please she only did that for Fierro to like her.
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The 1970s Superman Watch through 1/4
Final review of the year and also my first time using a list so yeah that's cool. This is very good Superman movie especially for when it was made. I do have a few things to say about it. First off I do think it's age can affect it. Like I don't usually mind old movies and their old affects I grew up loving back to the future. But sometimes scenes will just drag on to long. Like the beginning credits and the scene with baby Superman flying through space. Also think they could have shown more of Clark's childhood for more of an affect. Also I think that this isn't the best use of Lex Luthor. I like him more as the menacing scheming billionare with a hatred for Superman. But this is still a very good Superman movie 8.9/10 you can tell if someone hasn't watched this movie if they say "Superman's secret identity is just him with glasses" because just look at them together and compare them. Superman and Clark look and sound different. If i lived in Metropolis and you went up to me and told me Clark Kent is Superman I'd probably tell you "The guy in the daily planet with ZERO self esteem? The guy who if I punched would deflate like a balloon? Okay I'm the flash then."
Also happy new year everyone!
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Joy to the world is a pretty fun Christmas special and definitely a step up from the first Christmas special in Gatwas run. My only complaint is I think Joy becoming a star was just an exuse so Joy didn't become a companion. I liked the ending but still would have been fun to have her as a companion. But it was still good 8/10 the doctor coming into random places and saying "Ham Toasties and a pumpkin latte!" better better become a meme. Don't let me down doctor who community.
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This movie is so nostalgic for me. I like how it just goes wild with how the future looks. I like how they make Goob Lewises foil to his "keep moving forward" motto and how that was the one thing he made sure he changed. And the ending is fantastic you know a movie is good when it delivers a gut punch at the end. 9/10 I love how the bowler hat guy or Goob just walks off. Because even if Lewis took him in Goob still ruined his future bye never moving forward. And while that future never happens for Goob there is still a second where the bowler hat guy existed according to this movie because it takes a second for something in the timestream to change. so what do you think his last moments where while he was disapearing?
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I'm so happy that this is finally on a streaming platform that I have. Megamind is such a good animated film. With a fun and different version of the superman inspired characters. And I like the villain of Titan who is just if the "nice guy" became superman. Good rewatch 10/10 We don't talk about the sequel which shall not be named.
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