StrawbeReviewer

just a stupid lil guy sharing his stupid lil opinions

Favorite films

  • The Crow
  • Hellboy
  • Opera
  • Repo! The Genetic Opera

All
  • You and the Night

    ★★★★★

  • Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie

    ½

  • Paul McCartney Really Is Dead: The Last Testament of George Harrison

    ★★★★½

  • Cannibal! The Musical

    ★½

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You and the Night

2013

★★★★★ Watched

I loved this so much it was full of complex issues and every shot was beautiful. there was no judgement, no explainations, no questioning, just directness and honest. really reminded me a lot of more surreal 60s films like the prisoner and privilege

Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie

2014

½ Watched

Innacurate use of chocolate chip camo (not issued during the early cold war), U had also stopped being used by 2014. CHOCOLATE CHIP IN 2014?? R U STUPID? (quote:lorry)
overall, bad. racist, sexist undertones. weirdly self obsessed, badly shot. happy i watched it but i think for most people it would be a deep regret. tank wheelchair is cool as hell tho

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Making of Saw III

2007

★★★½ Rewatched

"do you want maggots-" "yes" "-for the pigs?"
genuinely i love hearing the sick fucks who made this getting hyped about all their sick ideas from it. and it gave me a whole new level of appreciation for the film.
shawnee smith, tobin bell were literally so crazy for their performance in this film like i didn't even realise how few scenes they had together before this.
also theres not a single straight person in sight. loses 1.5 stars tho cause darren lynn bousman was being a bit of a creep again

Bonesaw

2006

★★½ Watched

the actual porn was a bit lame and took up WAYYY too much time but its not really my thing anyway. at least the soundtrack kinda ruled tho? also award for least dramatic death by gunshot. the plot really starts to pick up 25 minutes in tho. like i was invested. bonus points cause it was funny.
like wasn't like crazy good but i think it says a lot about the saw franchise that it got made into gay porn.
for real they should have made him solve a rubix cube with his ass