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unpopular opinion but yoda is really good!

very accurate moon

perfect mix of cheesy lines and great action, also some of the most heavy plot armour i think I've ever seen

barry is an asshole
kubrick never misses. another masterpiece

this "cinema" probably wont catch on

'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

really freakin good

he must be super cereal about this

the 'four more years' scene is just amazing I love this movie

This movie is great... NOT!

...NOT!!

angy bird prequel

may the fart (fart) be with you

MEIN FUHRER
I CAN WALLLLKKK!!!!

based on a true story

i had the distinct pleasure to view this on opening night, by god it was a magical experience!

cant believe kubrick made me feel bad for a ex-convicted murderer

10/10 just like all the other kubricks i've seen (my goat)

RICK DONT NEED NO GIRL
HES ON HIS SIGMA HUSTLER MINDSET ARC💯💯💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

redux ver btw
i like this move ie

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just watched it in the 70mm restoration.
still the best movie ever made, and I don’t expect that to change.

my theory/interpretation:

the monolith is an alien device feeding earth information.

the stargate represents the vast knowledge being taken in by the brain.

the earth-like parts of the stargate sequence are the aliens learning how humans design buildings, which is why they put dave in a familiar neoclassical bedroom.

the baby represents a new dawn of man after dave has gained this information from the monolith. the baby's one eye being wide open means he has woken up from man's old era, and has started a new golden age of humanity.

not even to mention how good this film looks, but you all know that.

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C I N E M A

i think he may have vietnam ptsd idk guys

best part was the queen bit and the ending also who tf is playing halo on a ps2 controller

Best of the '80s movies I've watched and one of (if not) the best action movies I've seen. Not only is it a fun action movie, it's surprisingly deep and contains a lot of dystopian elements commenting on some stuff. best part is when the ed 209 goofs in the stairs.

me likey. watch It now if you haven't. and if you have, watch it again.

funnier than 1 but 1 will always have the n-word

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is it controversial to say that this is better than 1? because it is

yo mr. white

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buffo bill fell off
js put the lotion in the basket lil bro

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GARY THERES A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST AND ITS GONNA EXPLODE

just like the red astronaut game from 4 years ago

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best parts where when oj simpson got hurt

movie about fun times in the drug business and tony's little friend spreading joy and snow wherever he goes

man this kane guys a bit grumpy huh

some of the slapstick was okay, chicken jockey is an amazing line and the technoblade reference was nice. other than that, don't waste your time with this.

compared to the last film i "reviewed" (the shining), this is probably the furthest thing from it yet its still great. if you just want blood and gore then watch this

jack nicholson drank the tap water no wonder he went crazy

every line is quotable
certified hood classic

shark was totally in the right you go man

unironically the best animated movie ever and one of my favourites

these fellas, were, indeed, not good

operation kino is the best name ever

whole movie: haha wow this movie is funny

ending: :(

spectacular visuals and amazing atmosphere but what the hell is the plot seriously what happened

look how they massacred my boy

yearly tradition to watch this masterpiece. shrek is king. bless our lord🙏🙏 amen.

starting to think this whole war thing....... COULD be bad?!?!?!?!?!?!

HOOD CLASSIC💥💥💥💥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

very unique film, we need more good movies like this.

The Dr. Strangelove of our generation.

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i like the part where he throwded the chair at idiot

7 stars for the ending

if you dont smile the whole way through you have no soul

the more you watch this movie the crazier it gets

1. The Amazing Bulk
2. Citizen Kane
3. The Godfather
4. 2001: A Space Odyssey
5. Schindler's List