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I’m sure on paper “sexy thieves with an age gap and betrayal” looks super hot but the execution was just awful

The year is 2015: I’m watching Rami Malek be a sad autistic man tippity typing on his computer 

The year is 2025; I’m watching Rami Malek be a sad autistic man tippity typing on his computer except this time he sometimes wears glasses to show time has ed

Watching found footage as a teen: this is the coolest and most innovative thing I’ve ever seen 

Watching found footage as an adult: if they don’t stop shaking the camera everywhere I’m literally going to barf

It’s a perfect movie and if you think otherwise then I don’t like you

Gonna make a version of this movie where I am Charles inviting Dave Matthews to my island

Movies frustrate me

You can dip my titties in cream but I draw the line at crawfish vagina

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen Ayo Edebiri wear a Radiohead shirt I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

Yura Borisov deserved best ing actor for the final 20 minutes of this movie alone, I said what I SAID

“Life is short, fuck your step sister” is an absolutely wild thesis statement for a movie

Nintendogs and Apocalypse Now, the crossover we never knew we needed

Me to my 2 month old: okay so Alfred Hitchcock is a bitch but unfortunately he directed a masterpiece so we briefly endure his bitchness to enjoy this movie

Invade my cave with your special unit. I screamed at the top of my lungs Ohmagod 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Flawless movie

90 minutes of inspirational quotes and sports references between Jack Lemmon and Moe Syzslak

Every year when I watch this movie on my birthday I hope the ship won’t sink and Jack and Rose can be together forever. But alas.

It is my life dream to kick Charlie Kaufman in his puppet balls

I am considering the possibility that I have lost my edge for arthouse

Don’t mind me just bawling during Defying Gravity for the 200th time

Do you think Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash ever explored each others bodies?

Singing trans drug cartel leader, trans pope, giant sand worms, so many butts (this applies to Anora and The Substance) BOB DYLAN?!?! The Oscars are really throwing me for a loop this year

Double feature the first half of this movie with the first half of Full Metal Jacket as movies that are disappointing in the second half

This review may contain spoilers.

Trans pope was not on my Oscar bingo card but here we are

I’m glad he hung dong. Edward Cullen could never.

2025, the year I had a baby, became a Swiftie and made Wicked my entire personality

That’s So True by Gracie Abrams plays loudly in the background

Goodnight sweet prince. Thank you for inspiring me to be the most creative version of myself, no matter how nonsensical.

Did yall know that I’m hyperfixated on Jonathan Bailey

Did yall know that I hyperfixate on movies

Daddy Day-Lewis

So sorry to the old couple sitting in front of me that left the theater right after Harris Dickinson said “good girl” for the first time.

On December 23rd I watched this movie and promised big things coming soon— on December 24th I went into labor and at 2am on December 26th I gave birth to my first child, Llewyn. 😍🥰❤️

This was fun, Lin Manuel Miranda’s style just makes me gag

As a Rent super fan I’m glad I finally got around to watching this!

Jonathan Bailey’s performance is a sweet nectar that I simply cannot get enough of

Great music, lame movie

I can confidently say, big things coming soon

Honestly… underwhelming.

I think this is actually the best movie ever made

My own dog gone commercial! I can’t stand it!

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals 😉😛

The only Harry Potter movie worth rewatching. A whimsically good time! Happy Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

No beer and no TV make Homer something, something. 

Go crazy? 

DONT MIND IF I DO

My favorite part of the movie was when David Bowie’s character said “agh, I wish I could sing”

2001 remake but instead all the actual cultural things of the year 2001 are present, Frank Poole is constantly listening to Chop Suey aboard the ship and Dave Bowman is wearing a pooka shell necklace

Agh I thought for sure this time I wasn’t going to have to watch Matthew McConaughey bawl his eyeballs out

It’s official, I’m obsessed.

30s & 40s Christmas movies: “christmas is about realizing you shouldn’t commit suicide”

Fran would’ve killed it on tumblr.com

my 100 favorite movies of all time as of right now, subject to change as I consume more film

1. Suspiria
2. Autumn Sonata
3. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
4. Donnie Darko
5. The Silence of the Lambs
6. Sleepaway Camp
7. Possession
8. Eraserhead
9. Apocalypse Now
10. Sunset Boulevard

...plus 90 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Here are the directors (and one of their films that has been influential to me)  that remind me why filmmaking is so important to me & why this is what I want to do for the rest of my life

• Eraserhead

  David Lynch

• The Beaches of Agnès

  Agnes Varda

• Pink Flamingos

  John Waters

• The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

  Jacques Demy

• 2001: A Space Odyssey

  Stanley Kubrick

• Ikiru

  Akira Kurosawa

• Scanners

  David Cronenberg 

• Apocalypse Now

  Francis Ford Coppola 

• Braindead

  Peter Jackson

• O Brother, Where Art Thou?

  The Coen Brothers

...plus 16 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Along side the directors that are the most influential to me, here are the actors & actresses (and the films that I personally think are their best roles) that keep me motivated & influence me to stay creative

• On the Waterfront

  Marlon Brando
  

• Ikiru

  Takashi Shimura 

• Drunken Angel

  Toshiro Mifune 

• Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

  Jimmy Stewart

• Mandy

  Nicholas Cage— it’s near impossible to pick my favorite Nic Cage role, and Moonstruck is probably my actual favorite, but I seriously am in love with modern day grindhouse Nic Cage & the bathroom scene Mandy is my favorite scene in a film ever, thus, Mandy.

• Some Like It Hot

  Marilyn Monroe

• Suspiria

  Tilda Swinton 

• Multiple Maniacs

  Divine

• Paris, Texas

  Harry Dean Stanton

• Inland Empire

  Laura Dern

...plus 19 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Here’s a list of directors that I really just don’t care for at all

• The House That Jack Built

  Lars von Trier 

• Antichrist

  Ope still Lars von Trier

• Melancholia

  Have I mentioned that I fucking hate Lars von Trier