Enea

Just here for the funny reviews

Favorite films

  • Easy A
  • The Help
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

All
  • All of Us Strangers

    ★★★

  • Madame Web

    ½

  • Poor Things

    ★★

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    ★★½

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All of Us Strangers

2023

★★★ Watched

Me: "I like movies where you understand everything at the end"
Also me at the end: no. Wym. fuck y'all.

Madame Web

2024

½ Liked Watched

Only one of these things doesn't happen in the movie:
-madam web goes to a baby shower and sponsors pepsie;
-madam web looks up at Beyonce while committing car theft;
-madam web takes a bath in the pool she was born into and hugs her dead mother;
-madam Web flies a car into a Calvin Klein sign with a man in boxers on it, resulting in the car destroying his d**k.
-madam web calls three white, black and latina girls…

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Poor Things

2023

★★ 2

In my opinion the visuals, colors and all this stuff alone should receive a five stars review cause they were Chef kiss.
But the plot and the message underneath it? Goddamn. Another "feminist" movie made by a cishet man with zero knowledge in the matter.
Let's start with a simple statement: she's a child adult and the reason people find her attractive is cause she's pure as a child, which makes everything fall into fuckin pedophilia. Her skin is soft…

The Favourite

2018

★★★ Rewatched

I too would fancy an affair with Emma Stone and Rachel Weisz

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