Just here for the funny reviews

Only one of these things doesn't happen in the movie:
-madam web goes to a baby shower and sponsors pepsie;
-madam web looks up at Beyonce while committing car theft;
-madam web takes a bath in the pool she was born into and hugs her dead mother;
-madam Web flies a car into a Calvin Klein sign with a man in boxers on it, resulting in the car destroying his d**k.
-madam web calls three white, black and latina girls…
In my opinion the visuals, colors and all this stuff alone should receive a five stars review cause they were Chef kiss.
But the plot and the message underneath it? Goddamn. Another "feminist" movie made by a cishet man with zero knowledge in the matter.
Let's start with a simple statement: she's a child adult and the reason people find her attractive is cause she's pure as a child, which makes everything fall into fuckin pedophilia. Her skin is soft…