“Oh… There’s two of them.”

Had a pretty good time with this. Its biggest problem is that it’s two movies squished into one, and it feels like it. This thing is paced like a freight train, and the big fighting tournament that you probably think is the actual plot of this movie gets totally shortchanged. That being said, my biggest complaint about this movie is “I wanted more of it,” so… success?

Sidenote: it’s really nice to see a movie…

i put everything on a bagel

Not gonna make any friends with this one, huh?

This thing collapses under the weight of its own self-conscious quirkiness and randomness early, and it never ever recovers. There aren’t characters here, just thinly sketched vessels for visual gags. And oh, what visual gags we have here, extended bits that completely derail the movie throughout, with the emotional climax being intercut with hot dog fingers and raccoons. It’s a truly monumental feat of hat-on-a-hatting…

“Seeing is believing, right?”

SIX DESTINATIONS SIX DAYS: PART SIX

Soothed my general anxiety about the world.

Sorry, I know this is supposed to be the part where I put the review but I’m a little bit Stoned! at the Popeye’s and I can’t really think clearly. (No need to hug emoji I am feeling very pleasant right now) Anyway I had a very good time with this and I’m so glad I’ve watched all these movies and this isn’t…