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Watched on Thursday April 3, 2025.

This movie is so frustrating because there is SO much more revenge Michael should’ve taken to the point that it’s unbelievably unsatisfying as fuck. Certain characters should’ve been murdered, brutally.

Needed just one more “USA 2025” time jump

Still the goat daddy 😋

Watched on Tuesday December 24, 2024.

Entirely reasonable requirements to date Rachel Zegler like seriously would do that in a heartbeat

Guess what? It fucking RIPS

Profoundly upsetting! Thanks Christianity!

Watched on Monday November 11, 2024.

Watched on Monday November 11, 2024.

Maybe the best alien

Bad even tho it’s a secret birb movie

Watched on Monday November 11, 2024.

Off Axis Exposition: The Musical

Watched on Friday November 1, 2024.

Watched on Wednesday October 30, 2024.

Watched on Wednesday October 30, 2024.

If your entire fucking movie hinges on “main character is crazy so I can do whatever I want narratively because nothing has to make sense, hold weight, or be setup in any way because I can just decide what’s real and what’s not later” then it’s a shit movie and you’re a fucking hack.

Although it’s obvious you’re a fucking hack when the entire movie is a bad faith rip off of Cure, with poorly executed transitions stolen from Candyman, and a climax meant to be a visual homage to Videodrome but is actually secretly Suicide Club or Men in Black or Men (which isn’t even a good movie itself but it’s way more legitimate than this) or literally any other monster-rips-out-of-a-human-body-movie OF WHICH YOU ARENT EVEN THE BEST TO RELEASE IN THE LAST 30 DAYS. 

But at least your bum fucking ass doesn’t slaughter an animal in the most brutal and cynically mean-spirited way ever put to film in this one like you did in your last piece of shit rip off abomination. 

AND STOP TRYING TO MANUFACTURE A STUPID RANDOM FUCKING BACKSTORY THAT NEVER MATTERS JUST TO LEGITIMIZE THE LAZIEST AND MOST OBNOXIOUSLY PATHETIC PRODUCT PLACEMENT EVER PUT ON SCREEN. And just a reminder that Super Bowl ads do in fact play on a screen. 

I didn’t skip the rating it’s 0 stars just like the last one.

Anti city propaganda

FDA should step in soon hopefully

This is if like Don’t Worry Darling was actually a good movie

Second franchise film of the year that banged unreasonably hard just for it to end with “Directed by (insert indie director I love here)” which makes it all make sense. 

Keep giving lovely talented Indie boys money for fun bullshit

“He’s very relaxed; he won’t panic and will seem totally normal”

Cut to Josh Hartnett looking and talking like an absolute lunatic while buying a t-shirt 😂😂😂

It feels tasteless to have a tribute video for a studio you had a hostile takeover of and subsequently shut down

Michael Sarnoski: famed animal lover (also neat as fuck they gave him this movie)

Watched on Tuesday July 16, 2024.

Watched on Tuesday July 16, 2024.

Watched on Tuesday July 16, 2024.

Watched on Tuesday July 16, 2024.

Watched on Tuesday July 16, 2024.

I fucking adore this movie it’s got every single thing a Bond movie should have and yet remains so distinct from the normal Bond tropes. Works as what I’d say is a perfect farewell to the best James Bond has ever been. Just wish the ending was longer and slower tbh.

Give the poor man some closure!!!!

Banger

I like you Georgy boy keep doin whatever the fuck this is

Zendaya is almost too hot it’s kinda distracting from the fact Mike Faist did nothing wrong and is virtually a perfect character who is the only redeemable and likable one.

Watched on Sunday May 12, 2024.

Watched on Saturday April 20, 2024.

Watched on Saturday April 20, 2024.

I hope Axel is happy about the Lions getting good

5 stars for the entire series. It’s taken me damn near 20 years but I’ve finally finished MASH and frankly I’m very happy my sister and I found those random VHS’s of some 70s Korean war sitcom thing in the cupboard of the new house when we were kids

Frankly, it would be an honor to be murdered by Lino Ventura, but I don’t think I could bring myself to betray him in the first place

Why do dudes keep writing about foreign white people becoming the gods of tribal brown people?

Additionally: did I have too high expectations, am I stupid, or did I just not get it? Like it’s a good movie don’t get me wrong but it didn’t blow my mind or anything and it didn’t help that the story seemed rather summarized

watched this after day drinking with me friendos 😊😊 1 million stars

Still one of the best films ever made but this time I saw it in theatres with a Q&A afterward with a woman born under Nazi Occupation in so that was horrifying

My friend Maggie would really like this movie

I finally re-watched it and I liked it more; more excited for part two now than I was :)

The making of Francis Ford Coppola’s Apocalypse Now:

Essentially a perfect film especially the extended version

Watched on Tuesday February 6, 2024.

Is it bad? Is it good? Even it doesn’t know. What I do know is the writer has a 15 year old boy fuck an adult woman and names that boy after himself so

• Sinners
• Black Bag
• The Room Next Door
• Presence
• Bring Them Down
• The Shrouds
• Mickey 17
• Warfare
• Last Breath
• Death of a Unicorn

...plus 7 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Weathering with You
• The Grand Budapest Hotel
• Y Tu Mamá También
• High and Low
• Your Name.
• The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
• The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
• The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
• Seven Samurai
• Pain and Glory

...plus 68 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Evil Does Not Exist
2. Robot Dreams
3. I'm Still Here
4. The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim
5. Anora
6. Small Things Like These
7. Flow
8. Civil War
9. Alien: Romulus
10. Challengers

...plus 24 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Oppenheimer
2. Return to Seoul
3. The Holdovers
4. Perfect Days
5. Past Lives
6. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
7. The Iron Claw
8. The Boy and the Heron
9. Killers of the Flower Moon
10. Asteroid City

...plus 38 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

I’m not including documentaries and The Year of the Everlasting Storm on this list

1. Drive My Car
2. A Hero
3. Nine Days
4. Titane
5. Parallel Mothers
6. The Worst Person in the World
7. Pig
8. Dune
9. No Time to Die
10. Spencer

...plus 101 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• I.S.S.
• The Bikeriders
• Love Lies Bleeding

Darjeeling Limited and Moonrise Kingdom are more or less interchangeable

1. The Grand Budapest Hotel
2. The Royal Tenenbaums
3. The Darjeeling Limited
4. Bottle Rocket
5. Moonrise Kingdom
6. Rushmore
7. Fantastic Mr. Fox
8. Asteroid City
9. The French Dispatch
10. Isle of Dogs

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• It's All So Quiet
• The Binge

Barbarian defies ranking so ignore it’s placement

1. After Yang
2. Babylon
3. Aftersun
4. The Banshees of Inisherin
5. Petite Maman
6. Avatar: The Way of Water
7. Sundown
8. Crimes of the Future
9. The Northman
10. Strawberry Mansion

...plus 56 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Le Cercle Rouge
• Army of Shadows
• Le Samouraï
• Bob le Flambeur
• Le Deuxième Souffle
• Le Doulos

1. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
2. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
3. Spider-Man 2
4. Spider-Man 3
5. Spider-Man
6. The Amazing Spider-Man 2
7. The Amazing Spider-Man
8. Spider-Man: No Way Home
9. Spider-Man: Far From Home
10. Spider-Man: Homecoming

1. The Red Suitcase
2. An Irish Goodbye
3. Night Ride
4. Ivalu
5. Le Pupille

1. My Year of Dicks
2. Ice Merchants
3. An Ostrich Told Me the World Is Fake and I Think I Believe It
4. The Flying Sailor
5. The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse

• Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
• The Seventh Seal

• All About My Mother
• The Beaches of Agnès
• Cat People
• Drive My Car
• High and Low
• Late Spring
• Lawrence of Arabia
• Le Cercle Rouge
• Weathering with You
• Y Tu Mamá También

1. Avatar
2. Some Like It Hot
3. Avatar: The Way of Water
4. Harvey
5. A Simple Plan

• Fargo
• A Simple Plan

1. Return of the Jedi
2. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
3. Star Wars
4. The Empire Strikes Back
5. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
6. Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
7. Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
8. Solo: A Star Wars Story
9. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
10. Star Wars: The Last Jedi

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Harvey
• Donnie Darko

Rewatches:

The Apartment x2 (after Repo Man)
Everything Everywhere All at Once x2 (after Desire and Hell at Sunset Motel)
Top Gun: Maverick x2 (after Brian and Charles)
Broken Embraces x2 (after Lawrence of Arabia)
Volver x2 (after Bad Education)
Spotlight x2 (after The Raid)
Harry Potter 7 (pt. 1) x2 (after Clue)
The Two Towers x2 (after Harry Potter 7 (pt. 1))
Bullet Train x2 (after Barbarian)
His Motorbike, Her Island x2 (after 8 Mile)

1. Bob le Flambeur
2. Worth
3. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
4. Tetsuo: The Iron Man
5. The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant
6. Princess Mononoke
7. Death by Hanging
8. A Scene at the Sea
9. Batman Begins
10. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

...plus 200 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Purple Noon
• Broken Embraces
• Some Like It Hot
• Shanghai Express
• A Scene at the Sea
• Main Theme
• Nabbie's Love
• Hero
• Floating Weeds
• Weekend

Mostly VHS

1. Weathering with You
2. Time Bandits
3. The Sword of Doom
4. The Daytrippers
5. Shampoo
6. The 39 Steps
7. Cool Runnings
8. sex, lies, and videotape
9. Mikey and Nicky
10. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

...plus 451 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Bonkers

• French Exit
• Kung Fu Hustle
• Monty Python and the Holy Grail
• The Holy Mountain
• Dogtooth
• Black Moon
• You Only Live Twice
• Vakeel Saab
• Heavy Trip
• Hedwig and the Angry Inch

...plus 9 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Purple Noon
• The Talented Mr. Ripley
• The American Friend

• Shiva Baby
• A Serious Man
• The Producers
• Funny Girl
• Uncut Gems

• Lady Snowblood
• Lady Snowblood 2: Love Song of Vengeance
• Kill!
• The Sword of Doom
• Kuroneko
• Onibaba
• Gate of Hell
• An Actor's Revenge

• A Scene at the Sea
• August in the Water
• His Motorbike, Her Island
• Funeral Parade of Roses
• Linda Linda Linda
• Love Exposure
• An Actor's Revenge
• Ornamental Hairpin
• Battle Royale
• One Wonderful Sunday

...plus 22 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Pain and Glory
2. Broken Embraces
3. All About My Mother
4. Volver
5. Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
6. Parallel Mothers
7. Talk to Her
8. Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!
9. The Skin I Live In
10. The Human Voice

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Broken Embraces
2. High and Low
3. Le Cercle Rouge
4. An Autumn Afternoon
5. The Beaches of Agnès

• Compartment No. 6
• The Darjeeling Limited
• Shanghai Express
• Snowpiercer
• Train to Busan
• The Great Train Robbery
• The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
• Source Code
• The Lady Vanishes
• The Hero

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Hedwig and the Angry Inch
• This Is Spinal Tap
• Sound of Metal
• Frank
• Heavy Trip
• Almost Famous
• 8 Mile
• True Stories

Danger is imminent

1. Devs
2. Ex Machina
3. Annihilation
4. Men

1. Weathering with You
2. Pain and Glory
3. Parasite
4. Little Women
5. Portrait of a Lady on Fire
6. Honey Boy
7. Jojo Rabbit
8. Ema
9. The Art of Self-Defense
10. The Report

...plus 42 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Films that certainly exist but I could never hope to rate

• Black Moon
• Inland Empire

1. High and Low
2. Seven Samurai
3. Pain and Glory
4. Le Cercle Rouge
5. A Scene at the Sea
6. His Motorbike, Her Island
7. Drive My Car
8. Weathering with You
9. Y Tu Mamá También
10. An Autumn Afternoon

...plus 15 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Drive My Car
2. The Power of the Dog
3. Nightmare Alley
4. Dune
5. CODA
6. Licorice Pizza
7. West Side Story
8. Belfast
9. King Richard
10. Don't Look Up

This year has a really REALLY good group of films :)

1. Take and Run
2. On My Mind
3. Please Hold
4. The Long Goodbye
5. The Dress

1. When We Were Bullies
2. The Queen of Basketball
3. Audible
4. Lead Me Home
5. Three Songs for Benazir

1. The Windshield Wiper
2. BoxBallet
3. Beast
4. Robin Robin
5. Affairs of the Art

• Band of Outsiders
• Bottle Rocket
• Le Bonheur
• Midsommar
• After Life
• Nine Days
• August in the Water
• Weathering with You

Japan every day for all the days of eternity (or just January) the number is the day it’s for

Categories by day:
1. Shinya Tsukamoto
2. Hayao Miyazaki
3. Nagisa Oshima
4. Takeshi Kitano
5. Hiroshi Teshigahara
6. Hirokazu Kore-eda
7. Animated: non-Miyazaki (Takeshi Koike)
8. Toshio Matsumoto
9. Yasujiro Ozu
10. Directed by women (Shouko Nakamura)
11. Nobuhiko Obayashi
12. Kaiju (Kimiyoshi Yasuda)
13. Gakuryû Ishii
14. It would seem I’ve abandoned the actual categories because I really wanted to watch Linda Linda Linda and that was a good choice because it is incredible but anyway it’s directed by Nobuhiro Yamashita so let’s pretend he’s on the list okay? Cool, thanks mate 😊
15. Yasuzō Masamura
16. Kiyoshi Kurosawa
17. Kinji Fukasaku
18. Hiroshi Shimizu

1. Tetsuo: The Iron Man
2. Princess Mononoke
3. Death by Hanging
4. A Scene at the Sea
5. The Face of Another
6. After Life
7. Redline
8. Demons
9. The Only Son
10. Dou kyu sei – Classmates

...plus 8 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

+21 rewatches:

Weathering With You x4 (after Thunderball, after The Mummy - 2017, and after Hedwig and the Angry Inch)

Fellowship of the Ring x2 (after You Only Live Twice)

The Two Towers x3 (after Onibaba and after Black Widow)

The Return of the King x3 (after Valerie and Her Week of Wonders and after Shiva Baby)

Raya and the Last Dragon x2 (after The Ballad of Narayama)

The Hunt x2 (after The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift)

Moonstruck x2 (after Snowpiercer)

The Green Knight x2 (after The Suicide Squad)

Elevator to the Gallows x2 (after The Ladykillers)

When Harry Met Sally… x2 (after The Third Man)

Akira x2 (after Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone)

Titane x2 (after Rancho Notorious)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban x2 (after The Rescue)

Possession x2 (after Antlers)

The Grand Budapest Hotel x2 (after Cat People (1982))

Parasite x2 (after Ghostbusters: Afterlife)

Licorice Pizza x2 (after Don’t Look Up)

1. American Beauty
2. The Kid
3. The Bourne Legacy
4. Alien
5. Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters
6. Jason Bourne
7. Honest Thief
8. Blue Velvet
9. Ratcatcher
10. Akira

...plus 367 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. High and Low
2. Seven Samurai
3. Ikiru
4. Ran
5. The Bad Sleep Well
6. Drunken Angel
7. Stray Dog
8. Throne of Blood
9. Rashomon
10. Yojimbo

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Harold and Maude
• When Harry Met Sally...

1. Y Tu Mamá También
2. Children of Men
3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
4. Gravity

To be clear Minari and Nomadland are exactly 100% even for me.

1. Another Round
2. The Father
3. Nomadland
4. Minari
5. Limbo
6. The Human Voice
7. The Trial of the Chicago 7
8. Palm Springs
9. The Invisible Man
10. Sound of Metal

...plus 49 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Le Cercle Rouge
2. Elevator to the Gallows
3. Touchez Pas au Grisbi
4. The Third Man
5. Brick
6. The Ladykillers

• Weathering with You
• Y Tu Mamá También
• High and Low
• Ikiru
• Pain and Glory
• Good Morning
• Cold War
• A Brighter Summer Day
• Ran
• Late Spring

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Nine Days

  Lead actor
  ing actress
  ing actor
  Original Screenplay
  Cinematography
  Directing
  Original score
  Production design?

• Pig

  Lead actor
  ing actor
  Original screenplay
  Cinematography
  Directing

• Shiva Baby

  Lead actress
  Original screenplay
  Directing

• The Green Knight

  Lead actor
  Adapted screenplay
  Cinematography
  Production design
  Directing
  Original score

• Annette

  Lead actor
  Lead actress
  ing actor
  Cinematography
  Directing
  Original score
  Original song
  Original screenplay?

• Together Together

  Lead actor
  Lead actress
  Original screenplay

• I Carry You with Me

  Lead actor
  ing actor
  Cinematography
  Original screenplay
  Original score?

• Good Morning
• A Brighter Summer Day
• Late Spring
• Onibaba
• Elevator to the Gallows
• Smithereens
• Mary Jane's Not a Virgin Anymore
• Cold Water
• Eating Raoul
• A Matter of Life and Death