Let's get it out of the way, I'm no fun!! First thing's first. Igor innocent. I would crumble if a hot bald guy did the double cigarette light. Don't read beyond here if you don't want spoilers!

I went into this really wanting to like it. Right from the opening credits we know whose perspective we're really getting, even if all involved think it's supposed to be Ani's. You can look at my and understand that I'm not a…