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Farkle Minkus and his friends couldn’t handle a real gangster

Inglourious Basterds for the iPad generation

The world you were born in no longer exists

Watched on Tuesday May 13, 2025.

When you order fajitas and them shits come out sizzlin

Pay the toll to the angels 🪽

This is the kinda shit Jesse and Jeana would do to each other in 2014

Do a few unemployed people want to linkup and do Genshin Impact Titus Andronicus?

This is kino

This review may contain spoilers.

Feeling very maternal towards those little armadillo alien babies

Gregory Peck’s face card was really like that huh

My mum was acting like I had a production credit because I followed Ivy Wolk on her old TikTok

Jeremy Strong I will avenge thee

Rei could do Citizen Kane but Orson Wells couldn’t do After Like

Watched on Sunday February 23, 2025.

Do not douche for dl trade

‘This is me’ hit Scotland like heroin in the 80s

This is how I thought my semi-competitive swimming career was going to go

Brady…a three and a half hour runtime doth not a good movie make

Joe Alwyn your future is bright

Lupin was always a sexpot

Pusstacular

what if your big daddy was DEAD and you weren’t PREGNANT and your husband was GAY and then you FELL DOWN

Watched on Thursday January 30, 2025.

Realising I have 50 year old diva mannerisms

The acting was genuinely so bad in this except from that evil goth boy and Jason Isaacs doing a Divine riff

Here’s how Challengers can still win best picture

An operetta where no one can sing…interesting

My mum leaned over and asked if I had a fever because I was burning up watching the movie 

Lily-Rose you are a STAR!!! You ARE a world class sinner!!!

Bro thought he was Paul Atreides

Finally got a dvd of this for Christmas and it’s my prize possession despite its dookie quality 

LETS GO SEVEREN NATION ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Invented cunty men

George Harrison was the baddest and the realest

🗣️IT AIN’T WHITE BOY DAY🗣️

I love that the minions are so willing to play with gender

Gay Ken and hag Barbie…Pixar was really on beast mode

Dominic Sessa please respond to my email

Watched on Sunday December 22, 2024.

Wine drunk and crying we love you Matthew Baynton!!!!!

Me when I’m Buddy as fuck

Paul Mescal I’m sorry my dear but the gods have not shown mercy on you 👎

The emperor twins had the juice tho they hate to see a boy with a venereal disease winning

An educational institution in Scotland full of English people? It’s just Edinburgh uni

Really captures the oppressive miserable feeling of being a Catholic but also the fanatical devotion to vibe curation via Tedesco’s cardinal red elf bar. Ray was the goat. Ralph Fiennes kind of went Wes Anderson mode with his line deliveries sometimes but I think that’s part of the fun.

You don’t see too many kids rocking a fuck ass bob these days. Very brave. Had to explain the lore to my dad.

Horny like a mfer rn sorry guys

Watched on Thursday November 7, 2024.

#SuperTuesday2024

When you and your mum both have eating disorders

Every scene of trump’s mum has her in a bigger more ridiculous wig

Can’t believe they didn’t include his cameo in Sex and the City

I would have left both of those useless men to get on that lifeboat #misandry

Bella didn’t need Edward she needed a blunt and some Chappell Roan

• Saltburn
• Haikyuu!! The Movie: The End and the Beginning
• Jujutsu Kaisen 0
• Challengers
• Brokeback Mountain
• Call Me by Your Name
• The Outsiders

• Elvis
• Dune: Part Two

so many movies so little time!!

• Synecdoche, New York
• Howl's Moving Castle
• Near Dark
• Jackass: The Movie
• Martin
• Heathers
• Spellbound
• Fallen Angels
• Spirited Away
• Little Miss Sunshine

...plus 29 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Watching these at such a tender age deeply impacted my development.

• Super Size Me
• The Perks of Being a Wallflower
• Noah
• Audition
• Helter Skelter

  The manga was better.

• Sword Art Online Alternative: Gun Gale Online
• K-12