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Favorite films

  • Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person
  • Before Sunset
  • National Theatre Live: Fleabag
  • Bones and All

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  • Fear Street: Prom Queen

  • The House Bunny

    ★★½

  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

    ★★★★

  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    ★★★½

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Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person

2023

★★★★★ Liked Watched

‘how long have you been suicidal?’
‘that’s a very good question. since forever I think. i was even born with the umbilical cord around my neck.’

i knew as soon as i read the title that i would fall in love with this movie. i’m an absolute sucker for blunt humour and a clash of tones, it was executed perfectly. 
i found paul humanising sasha to be quite beautiful. even though her intentions were to kill him he still saw her…

National Theatre Live: Fleabag

2019

★★★★★ Liked Watched

‘you know, either everyone feels like this a little bit, and they're just not talking about it, or I'm completely fucking alone. which isn't fucking funny.’

phoebe waller bridge is one of the most talented writers and performers that i’ve ever come across. she can so easily make someone laugh and cry in a matter of moments. very rarely do you come across someone that can make you feel all these different things by just sitting and talking. her work is so unforgivably raw and real that it makes you feel like you’re not completely alone. i really hope she has more projects coming soon.

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Fear Street: Prom Queen

2025

4

how tf do you even call this a fear street movie?

The House Bunny

2008

★★½ Watched

it’s been way too long since i’ve watched a movie and thank god my hotel has netflix

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Mean Girls

2024

★★½ Watched

having to contain the gay panic while sitting next to my homophobic mother was impossible

Thunderbolts*

2025

★★★★ Watched

i’d pay good money to get beaten up by florence pugh and sebastian stan