I'm going to tell my kids that this is Cruella or...a totally awful movie for awful people, so of course I loved it...and its a Christmas movie, one of the cops wore a Santa hat while they were raping the ever nubile Randal Malone, but I guess I'm getting a head (not literally) of myself. Anyhoo, Joe Bob Briggs is in this too, he gets to make out with wife Brinke Stevens (briefly), and (teen but more likely 20something) daughter…

It's 2012 and you have Ron Jeremy on your movie poster, good luck with that, but I'm somewhat addicted to director Dennis Devine's output (especially 2000s) with his reuse of locations, inexperienced photogenic actors playing community college students, and Randall Malone (I mean why would you put Ron Jeremy when you have Randal Malone right there). This is the belated (5 years) sequel to Don't Go
into the Cellar that no one asked for. Leah (Shevaun Kastl) played the older…

Look, if you're looking to jack your shit off and also be able to log a 90s SOV horror flick in letterboxd then Psychotic Bimbo might work for you, it has plenty of explicit nudity from plenty of different women (I think Jaqueline Lovell is one of the models), but make sure you're done by the 53 minute mark because then it becomes a sorta sequel to Zombie Gang Bangers (I think the filmmakers hate Stephanie Beaton.), then it gets…

I always wonder if its worth telling the story where Charlie Sheen saw this at a cocaine party at Chris Gore's house, and thought it was snuff, so he called the FBI to investigate, which in turn started a feud between Chris Gore and Chas Balun. Now if the names Chris Gore, and Chas Balun are familiar to you then you've probably know the story, if not, who gives a fuck. But that would be ignoring history, man. Chas Balun…

I turned 42 today, so I took the day off from work and as the kids (at least the kids in my middle aged view point) would say #daydrinking. I know you're saying "goddamn it Smellington, we know you're middle age, stop bringing it up and the whole drunk review is sooooo 1990s", but on the other hand *************************, so fuck you. If you're confused, well so am I. Anyhoo, I've been anticipating seeing Mutilations for at least the past…