I would give anything for Hollywood to make theatrical movies like this again.

IMDb lists the title of this movie as The Mighty of the Ninja Tortugas and honestly that sounds way better than this.

Watch carefully and you'll notice that the whole film is designed to limit Vin Diesel's interactions with the rest of the regular cast. He has a scene early on with Han, and another with Letty, and that's it. They really hate his fucking guts, don't they?

It took four people to write this travesty.