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Gym workers around the world have been put on notice

This movie has it all: action, comedy, Robert Downey Jr. in blackface.  We get Matthew McConaughey and Tom Cruise’s at their best with Les Grosman possibly be Tom’s greatest character to date.  His dance during the credit roll is not just iconic but cultural important.

Power went out to the entire theater 15 minutes into the film which made a weird movie even weirder.  It’s definitely interesting with a nice color palette and some fun camera work i’m just not sure if I liked it a lot or not at all.  Either way I appreciate them trying something different.

Denis you beautiful bitch you've done it again.  Another wonderfully shot work which gets held back a bit by stiff acting.

So I’m supposed to empathize with a communist?

Still not sure how all these women beat murder charges

Gimli wanting to keep the sleepless dead as slaves was nasty work

This was my favorite movie growing up.  It may no longer be my favorite but its still sure as shit 5 stars.

Don't mind me, just running my biannual LOTR movie marathon.  Spoiler Alert: movie still absolutely slaps.

So halfway through I realized this is just Mexican Yojimbo only its got prime Clint Eastwood

After a slew of bad movies and a fear that the MCU may be dead forever. I’m happy to announce. We are so back.

One of the most quotable movies of all time.

Jim Carey is comedy

With moms like these ammiright?

Very cool animation and a serviceable story

Wonderfully shot and an engaging story but am I supposed to believe this is 2019?

Song makes me want to run thru a brick wall

Other than some of the shots on the water not really my kinda movie

What an absolute gem.  The score is insane, the costumes are amazing,  Willem Dafoe.  Really checks a lot of my boxes.

The dialogue in the film makes me think of the Steve Buscemi “How do you do fellow kids” meme

It’s a little slow, but very funny and I may or may not have teared up at the end

The movie wasn't bad but I was so distracted by Nicole Kidman's face it was hard to concentrate. Did her noise always look like that?

Cute little story that I was most likely not the target audience for

Everyone has AIDS

High School guidance counselors catch the nastiest stray in this one

I love yelling and people who yell so this movie was right up my alley.

I apologize Ludwig Goransson, I was not familiar with your game.  That score was nasty business and the crown jewel of an already awesome movie.  Not to mention dual Michael B Jordans, I guess sometimes God does give with both hands.

Someone needs to explain to these people that it is rude to be on your phone at the dinner table

Now I’m not one to tell someone how to live their life, but Michael Cera should probably shave his face

It a shame the nanny is the bad guy for just trying to do the right thing, but hey thats showbiz baby

The animation style isn't my favorite but I love the Watchmen story so much it doesn't really matter.  I will watch any iteration of this story any time it’s released until I die as well as any spin offs that may arise.

Allan Moore is a G but really theres nothing new here, still a fun watch moving onto part 2

3 Steps To Get Any Woman:

1. Stalk her
2. Take her to a smut film
3. Murder

It was tough for me to accept the characters as tough guys with all the snapping and dancing but I just moved past it.  The choreography is good and there are some really cool transition shots between scenes but other than it’s really just not for me and that’s ok.

Name a more iconic score I DARE YOU

The bow still hits btw

Julia Roberts in her prime.  Nuff said

I will watch anything Jennifer Lawrence is in. I also love Natalie Morales and Scott MacArthur so that was a plus. Other than that its follows your standard romcom blueprint however the scene on the beach was absolutely hilarious.

The opening shots over the Austrian Alps are breathtaking and very impressive for 1965.  The songs are catchy and the story is rather sweet albeit quite predictable.

A movie about friendship, mortality and the plights of war.  Although the civil war never really “reaches” the remote island of the coast I believe it was meant as a metaphor for as to why Colm up and decided he no longer wanted to be friends with paddy.  Similar to any civil war one day neighbors become enemies for no more reason than being on the other side of an imaginary line.  The one part of the film I didn't fully understand was the meaning of the fingers, but maybe thats a me problem.

From a technical standpoint the film is shot very well.  From an emotional standpoint the movie made me very uncomfortable specially the first 40 minutes which contained very weird sexual energy all around.

Men need to start wearing elaborate coats with tights again, it’s the ideal outfit for my build (skinny legs and a dad bod).  On a side note I don't think Hamlets read of the “to be or not to be” monologue was that good.

Well that was different.  I snuck out of work early to catch the last showing in theaters for this one and I’m glad I did.  Fast paced and bloody as hell the film contains four intertwining stories set in Oakland in ‘87.  Went into his one completely blind and was rewarded with a fresh and original story with Kill Bill influences.

What an intense experience.  This film shot nearly all in real time depicts actual events during the Iraq war.  I was absolutely glued to the screen which at times was tough to look at.  Although it leans pro-American it also shows the destruction caused by both sides and felt very apolitical to me.  My only real complaint was that at a 95 minute run time I found myself wanting more and would have watched for another 95 minutes.  The credit crawl shows the actual soldiers who participated in the mission and makes the movie feel that much more real.  Although its closer to 4 stars I’m going to give this a bump to compensate for all the losers who will inevitably review bomb without actually seeing the film. Finally I would like to give a huge shout out to the sound designer because oh boy was it good.

Schindlers List OR The Girl in the Red Coat

This was a tough one however it exemplifies empathy and bravery during one of the most tragic tomes in world history.  Although originally in it for the money our hero has a change of heart after witnessing the girl in the red coat, and for the viewer this dramatic splash of color in an otherwise gray world forces you to look at these people as individuals rather than as a large whole because sometimes it’s easier to accept that way.  A stark example of just how horrible this world can be.

Fuck the Golden Boys frfr

I could have done without the Volleyball scene tbh

Sometimes I watch these Best Picture winners and think, damn must have been a slow year in Hollywood.

You heard of Snakes on a Plane, but let me introduce uou to Snakes on a Train

It’s Wes Anderson so of course it’s good, however it is a little slow and not quite as funny as some of his other films.

1. Warfare

   92

2. Freaky Tales

   90

3. Sinners

   88

4. Thunderbolts*

   85

5. The Legend of Ochi

   80

6. Companion

   79

7. Black Bag

   79

8. The Ballad of Wallis Island

   78

9. My Dead Friend Zoe

   77

10. The Surfer

    73

...plus 11 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

List of 2025 Oscar nominees for best picture ranked

1. Dune: Part Two

   95

2. The Substance

   90

3. The Brutalist

   87

4. Anora

   86

5. Nickel Boys

   88

6. Conclave

   83

7. A Complete Unknown

   82

8. I'm Still Here

   79

9. Emilia Pérez

   80

10. Wicked

    50

Watching all the winners of the Academy Award for best picture and ranking them from Wings to Anora

1. No Country for Old Men

   98

2. Parasite

   96

3. Gladiator

   95

4. Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

   95

5. The Silence of the Lambs

   92

6. Braveheart

   95

7. Lawrence of Arabia

   93

8. Schindler's List

   90

9. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

   94

10. The Sting

    90

...plus 35 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

List of all MCU films ranked from best to worst

1. Avengers: Infinity War

   95

2. Thor: Ragnarok

   88

3. Avengers: Endgame

   89

4. Captain America: The Winter Soldier

   89

5. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

   89

6. The Avengers

   89

7. Guardians of the Galaxy

   88

8. Thunderbolts*
9. Captain America: Civil War

   89

10. Deadpool & Wolverine

...plus 17 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Sing Sing

   92

2. Nickel Boys

   87

3. A Real Pain

   86

4. Nosferatu

   85

5. Dìdi (弟弟)

   82 

6. A Different Man

   82

7. Flow

   82

8. Memoir of a Snail

   81

9. September 5

   77

10. The Apprentice

    79

...plus 24 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• The Gorge

  65

• Holland

• Killers of the Flower Moon
• The Zone of Interest

  83

• Anatomy of a Fall
• American Fiction

  79

• Maestro
• Boy Kills World
• Hit Man
• Leave the World Behind
• No Hard Feelings
• Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire

...plus 3 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

List of Disney animated films from 1937-2002 ranked

1. The Lion King

   98

2. Fantasia

   90

3. Alice in Wonderland

   90

4. Lilo & Stitch

   87

5. The Jungle Book

   86

6. Aladdin

   85

7. Peter Pan

   86

8. Robin Hood

   83

9. Pinocchio

   83

10. The Sword in the Stone

    79

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

List of movies directed or written by Hayao Miyazaki.  All universe films ranked

1. Princess Mononoke

   95

2. Spirited Away

   94

3. Porco Rosso

   90

4. Castle in the Sky

   87

5. My Neighbor Totoro

   86

6. Ponyo

   86

7. Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

   81

8. The Boy and the Heron

   85

9. Howl's Moving Castle

   79

10. Kiki's Delivery Service

    75

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

List of cannes Palm d’Or winners ranked

• Pulp Fiction
• Parasite
• Taxi Driver

  92

• Triangle of Sadness

  90

• Anora
• Anatomy of a Fall
• Dumbo
• Marty

1. All Quiet on the Western Front

   97

2. Triangle of Sadness

   94

3. Avatar: The Way of Water
4. The Banshees of Inisherin
5. Top Gun: Maverick
6. Everything Everywhere All at Once

   75

Ranked list of Wes Anderson films.

1. The Grand Budapest Hotel

   95

2. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

   94

3. The Royal Tenenbaums

   88

4. The French Dispatch

   82

5. Rushmore

   73

6. The Darjeeling Limited

List of 2024 Oscar nominees for best picture ranked

1. Killers of the Flower Moon

   92

2. Oppenheimer

   90

3. Poor Things

   89

4. The Zone of Interest

   80

5. Anatomy of a Fall
6. American Fiction

   80

7. Maestro

   74

8. Barbie

   75

9. Past Lives

   65

List of films written and directed by Quintin Tarantino films ranked

1. Inglourious Basterds

   97

2. Pulp Fiction

   96

3. Reservoir Dogs

   95

4. Kill Bill: Vol. 1

   91

5. The Hateful Eight

   90

6. Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

   85

7. Kill Bill: Vol. 2

   80

8. Jackie Brown

   77

9. Death Proof

   69

List of Alien Universe movies ranked

1. Alien

   90

2. Alien: Romulus

   88

3. Prometheus

   79

4. Aliens

   83

5. Alien³

   68

6. Alien: Covenant

   59

7. Alien Resurrection

   58

8. AVP: Alien vs. Predator

   50

9. Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

   40

List of winners for the Academy Award for Beat animated feature ranked

• Spirited Away

  95

• Flow

  89

• The Boy and the Heron

  80

Harry Potter universe films ranked

1. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

   91

2. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

   88

3. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

   87

4. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

   85

5. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

   85

6. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

   85

7. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

   83

8. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

   79

9. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

   68

List of movies I watched in theater in 2024. AMC A-List Movies ranked.

1. Dune: Part Two

   95

2. Strange Darling

   94

3. The Substance

   91

4. Civil War

   91

5. The Wild Robot

   90

6. The Brutalist

   87

7. Anora

   85

8. Alien: Romulus

   88

9. Blink Twice

   85

10. Saturday Night

    85

...plus 28 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

List of movies I watched in theater in 2023.  Definitely biased AMC A-List Movies ranked.

1. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

   99

2. Oppenheimer

   90

3. The Creator

   89

4. BlackBerry

   88

5. Poor Things

   87

6. Godzilla Minus One

   86

7. Dumb Money

   85

8. A Haunting in Venice

   85

9. The Boy and the Heron

   85

10. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    84

...plus 18 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

List of all Star Wars Films Ranked

1. The Empire Strikes Back

   98

2. Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

   92

3. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

   93

4. Star Wars

   90

5. Return of the Jedi

   85

6. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

   79

7. Solo: A Star Wars Story

   79

8. Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

   78

9. Star Wars: The Last Jedi

   78

10. Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    77

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

List of James Bong Films Ranked best to worst

1. Skyfall

   85

2. Casino Royale

   80

3. No Time to Die

   79

4. Spectre

   78

5. Quantum of Solace

   65

List of Christmas movies ranked

1. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

   95

2. How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

   90

3. A Charlie Brown Christmas

   89

4. Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town

   89

5. Eloise at Christmastime

   83

6. It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie

   79

7. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

   78

8. Jack Frost

   69

9. The Polar Express

   67

10. Mickey's Christmas Carol

    68

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Planet of the Ape Universe films ranked

1. Planet of the Apes

   87

2. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

   86

3. Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

   85

4. Rise of the Planet of the Apes

   85

5. Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

   79

6. War for the Planet of the Apes

   78

7. Planet of the Apes

   79

8. Escape from the Planet of the Apes

   68

9. Battle for the Planet of the Apes

   65

10. Beneath the Planet of the Apes

    63