Pretty gay to be an ant tbh. What are you counting, other guys?

Not to be unhinged on main but Nicky Holiday could [REDACTED]...all I’m saying is [FOGHORN NOISE]...and I would- [A SINGLE GUNSHOT RINGS OUT]

Smiley: It’s seems I have come out on top in this particular conversation 

Literally every other character: Oh really? ‘cause I heard you’re a cuck

Smiley: ah well, nevertheless…

These guys are doing so much work to not just fuck each other

As I hid my face in my hands, trying in vain to avoid Carrie’s eleventh terrible hat of the movie, I thought about the hats that we all wear. 

And I couldn’t help but wonder, was it the hats that I was hiding from, or the woman beneath them?

Made me so mad I applied for like ten jobs while I watched. Don’t watch if you’re an unemployed English major, will make you furious.