Eternals

2021

★★½ Watched

Definitely not as bad as the critics say it is, but isn’t any better than your typical Marvel movie. Yeah it’s ambitious and big, but when it feels like it has no character whatsoever that kinda falls apart. Don’t get me wrong it’s entertaining and the plot itself is interesting to watch but it feels like they dance around the plot and move at a snails pace all the way until the last act. 

Also the whole relationship with sprite and…

Loki

2021

★★★★½ Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

All the Bright Places

2020

★★ Watched

i saw this movie on tik tok and finally watched it and was too thrilled about it. it has your basic teen melodrama tropes and cliches and never does anything to set itself apart from other young adult movie adaptations.

the acting is the only thing keeping the movie afloat and the score is nice as well. i heard the book is miles better than the movie but is that really a surprise when it comes to movie adaptations of books?

“I wasn't worried about what would happen if I lived. I was worried about what would happen if I didn't”

score: 45%

F9

2021

★★ Watched

saw in 4DX so that’s the only memorable part of this movie. 

otherwise it’s a train wreck of bad decisions

score: 30%

there’s no usable quotes for this movie aside from Vin Diesel mumbling “family”

In the Heights

2021

★★★★ Watched

didn’t really care for it at first but really enjoyed it

Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

2021

★★★ 2

while it’s a rather unnecessary sequel, it’s at least enjoyable with its cast and humor. That being said i’m not saying this is some super smart action comedy but more so a dumb, over formulaic and bland action comedy that’s only good aspect is it’s main ensemble. 

to give some perspective, if you want to see a movie where Ryan Reyolds plays deadpool and Samuel L Jackson plays Samuel L Jackson, this movie is for you. 

just ignore the plot and you’ll be fine. 

“I'm on sabbatical”

score: 70%

Nobody

2021

★★★★ Watched

finally got a chance to see this and i loved it. it never went too over the top and the action was on point and never failed to entertain. Bob Odenkirk is was incredible and sold his character so damn well. also the ending is so satisfying that it makes the briskly paced movie on the years best. 

i just wished they did a bit more character development. 

“Give me the goddamn kitty cat bracelet, motherfucker!”

score: 80%

The Hitman's Bodyguard

2017

★★★ Watched

prep for Hitman’s wife’s bodyguard 

still dumb fun and enjoyable to watch again. 

“This guy single-handedly ruined the word "motherfucker””

score: 65%

The Mitchells vs. the Machines

2021

★★★★★ Watched

genuinely surprised me on how much i loved this movie. 

not much to say other than it’s one of the best animated movies of all time. 

“My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took a while to figure myself out”

score: 100%

Mortal Kombat

2021

★★★ Watched

absolute cheese-fest and your typical video game movie but the fact it caters to MK fans is great and that’s why i love it. i enjoyed every moment but fundamentally, it’s a rough movie but a great popcorn movie. 

“Get over here!”

score: 70%

Zack Snyder's Justice League

2021

★★★★★ Rewatched

still incredible

Godzilla vs. Kong

2021

★★★½ Watched

it’s everything you expect it be and more. the human drama is okay at best but the real picture is with the fights. 

the fight scenes look and feel incredible and give you a great sense of how big these guys are. each punch lands and will make the casual movie goer happy. 
the cgi is stunning and so is the cinematography and use of colors. 

seeing godzilla pin down kong and both of them roar made my 10 year…