South Park: The Pandemic Special

2020

★★★★ Watched

I’ve always loved south park and they always seem to poke jokes at the right time and man did the pandemic special hit just right. I love how they never held back and really went all in. the jokes were up to date and were as offensive as they were funny. I heard this movie is getting a lot of heat cause it’s making light of such a shitty situation but honestly, I don’t care.

during this time everyone really…

Death to 2020

2020

★★ Watched

for a wrap up of 2020, this feels fitting.

 it’s filled to the brim with hit or miss jokes that never shy away from poking at all sides of our generation. the mockumentary is well made and the cast makes it much more enjoyable and fun.
to be honest, majority of the jokes felt more try hard and awkward than genuinely funny. 

it’s enjoyable, just extremely flawed. 

“Totally put me off using hands whatsoever. So, I started doing absolutely everything with my elbows instead. And it was shortly after that my boyfriend left”

score: 50%

Yes, God, Yes

2019

★★★★ Rewatched

what a weird and uncomforting movie. still really enjoyed it

Yes, God, Yes

2019

★★★½ Watched

Simple and effectively told, Yes, God, Yes is a movie based on a short movie of the same name and follows Alice, a young catholic girl who struggles to suppress her new sexual urges after an AOL chat goes sideways. 

What seems to be your basic “coming of age” movie is flipped on its head when you start to follow a girl who knows almost nothing about sex and when her world opens up to her about it, it is…

Chronicle

2012

★★★½ Watched

Chronicle follows Andrew, a socially inept teenager who has to deal with bullies, an alcoholic dad, and his dying mother. One day, he and his cousin Matt and friend Steve find a tunnel that is more than meets the eye and they develop superpowers and them being teenagers, chaos ensues. I’ve never been huge on found footage type movies because the majority don’t get the point of found footage and rather just use it to try and be different. Chronicle…

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

2006

★★★★★ Rewatched

Rewatched with my girlfriend before we saw Borat: Subsequent MovieFilm

still loved this movie and still very excited to see its sequel. 
wish there was more humor like it. 

click HERE to see my review for On The Rocks

score: 100%

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

2006

★★★★★ 1

With Borat: Gift of Pornographic Monkey to Vice Premiere Mikhael Pence to Make Benefit of Recently Diminished Nation of Kazakhstan coming out later this month, I decided to go ahead and rewatch the masterpiece that is Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan and my god does it still crack me up.

There was never a moment where I wasn’t laughing my ass off. the humor in this movie is so very well done that…

Downhill

2020

★★½ 2

Will Ferrell and Julia Louis-Dreyfus are both great in this movie but the movie struggles to give the viewer any reason to like these two. 

they both do terrible things and somethings just kinda feel brushed off. The movie also felt very gloomy and there was never a real shed of light in it. they tried comedy but it only worked a quarter of the time. 

the pacing is very slow and makes this 90-minute feature feel like a 2-hour…

Westworld

1973

★★★★ Watched

enjoyed this more than the third season of the tv show. 

says a lot doesn’t it?

“There's no way to get hurt in here, just enjoy yourself”

score: 80%

A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas

2011

★★★½ Watched

not as great as White Castle, but it’s subtle nods and jokes make for a overall entertaining time. 

the movie knew what it was and used that to its advantage and made one of the best stoner Christmas comedies. 

“You have a good job, you make good money, and you don't beat your wife. What more could a Latino father-in-law ask for?”

score: 75%

The Hunt

2020

★★★½ Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Friday

1995

★★★★ 1

as one of my friends said, Friday is a perfect hood classic. 

“you got knocked the FUCK out!”

score: 80%